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"My Three-Year-Old is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems" by Aaron Frale

Swords and Sorcery Parody.

Some jerkwad moon mage shoves the consciousness of Petra's three-year-old into the body of a full-grown barbarian. Petra's stuck in a halfling. There are pissed-off rangers, angry giants, a pompous vampire, and a necromancer out to kill her and her child. Despite being caught in a world where everything threatens to shuffle off her mortal coil, the hardest part is convincing a hulked-out man that the battle axe is not a toy, orcs are not cuddly, and that he should use the potty.





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