SFS Chapter 170 Gun God Chen Luo! Levator Anus Exercise!
Chapter 170 Gun God Chen Luo! Levator Anus Exercise!
next morning.
Chen Luo, who had nothing to do, called Lauder over.
"Lauder, teach me some self-defense skills."
"Sniper skills, fighting or something.
The small lake in the manor is far away from the house, close to the other side of the woods, Chen Luo said.
Lauder was taken aback, scratched his head and said:
"But boss, marksmanship and fighting can't be mastered overnight."
He knew that Chen Luo was always very busy at ordinary times, and now it was just approaching the Dragon Country Spring Festival, so he only had half a month of free time.
After half a month, when I return to Longguo, the boss will definitely have a lot of things to do based on his current career and status. By that time, he has just made some progress in training, so he will forget about it.
However, what he didn't know was that for Chen Luo, there was no such thing as "forgetting".
What you learn is what you learn, and it will always be his.
Chen Luo said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you can't learn it, you just teach me how to exercise!"
"Okay... ok."
Lauder said helplessly.
Anyway, the John Xun family is not short of guns, and a large forest in the back mountain is also the property of the John Xun family, and no one comes.
He directly asked someone to set up a few targets, including common pistols, rifles, automatic rifles, and sniper rifles.
Anyway, it's just for fun, so naturally I want to make the boss happy!
In Lauder's heart, Chen Luo was no longer such a simple relationship as his chief.
The spirit of service is in place!
He first explained in detail how to use the pistol, the shooting method, and the disassembly steps, and demonstrated it in person.
Then give it to Chen Luo to let him play 21 by himself.
According to his plan, today the boss has a lot to play with just the pistol.
But then, something happened that left him dumbfounded.
After he finished explaining, Chen Luo dismantled the pistol according to the steps he said on the spot!
Although the movement is jerky, it looks like a layman at first glance, but the steps are not wrong!
Immediately afterwards, Chen Luo put it back together intact!
"Tsk~ It's not difficult."
Chen Luo laughed.
The Lauder people on the side were all dumbfounded!
He watched Chen Luo pick up the gun, his movements were a little jerky, but he filled the magazine with bullets one by one in a very standard manner, then loaded the bullet, raised his hand and raised the gun, aiming at the bullseye ten meters away, "Bang!" Bang, bang, bang!
12 rounds empties the magazine on the spot!
Didn't miss a single shot!
"hiss--"
"This pistol has a lot of recoil!"
Chen Luo sighed and looked at the pistol in his palm.
Lauder, on the other hand, looked at Chen Luo like a monster!
brother!
You fired one-handed bursts for the first time, and the recoil did not fly into the sky, is it already a genius?
The key point is that you TM actually hit all 12 rounds without missing a single round!
This is no longer genius.
This TM is a fairy!
Lauder swallowed, forced himself to calm down, and said:
"That...boss, you can hold the gun with both hands! And you don't have to fire in such a hurry, just shoot slowly one by one, the back seat will be much smaller!"
Chen Luo scratched his head: "The last time I saw you was emptying the magazine in 2 seconds with each hand, I thought it was normal.
Chen Luo was born in Longguo, where guns are controlled. It was really the first time a big girl got on the sedan chair to shoot a gun, and he can't be blamed for that!
He even felt that it took him only 10 seconds to finish the 12 bullets, which was a bit of a push!
Next, he refilled the shuttle and fired 12 shots.
This time, hold the gun and aim according to the posture that Lauder said. After firing the 12 rounds every 2 seconds, Lauder looked at the number of rings on the target and was completely numb.
This time it was even more outrageous than before.
It doesn't matter if you don't miss the target, but they are all above 5 rings!
Is it really the first time for you old man to touch a gun!?
"Boss, how did Tao do it?"
Now he finds that the outlook on life that he has accumulated for half a lifetime is beginning to collapse.
Chen Luo is very sincere: "I will follow what you said, watch the point, three points and one line, control the muscles, control the muzzle rebound..."
Lauder nodded in a daze, and brought Chen Luo to the front of the rifle.
The result is the same as the pistol.
Because the accuracy of the rifle is much higher, and because Chen Luo always has a steady camera hand, it is even more terrifying to hold a single-shot rifle!
Lauder's expression has become numb...
Next, automatic rifles, sniper rifles, and Chen Luo are all explained in detail by Lauder, and you can get started immediately!
Except for the lack of proficiency in movements, Lauder already has nothing to teach him!
The rest is just a matter of practice accuracy!
DJE......
His accuracy is almost indistinguishable from that of an amateur shooter who has practiced for several years!
If you fight against most street gangsters, you will definitely win nine times!
It's only been less than an hour since I touched the gun!
Lauder sat by the lake with a blank expression, staring blankly at the water.
The sound of Chen Luo firing "bang bang bang" continued to be heard behind him.
And the interval between gunshots and gunshots is getting shorter and shorter.
why?
Lauder didn't understand.
He can't figure it out!
I just feel that my brain is slowly starting to smoke...
Immediately afterwards, a distinctive gunshot came from behind.
He could hear that this shot was a sniper rifle, and it was fired from a raised gun, that is, it was shot into the sky.
Before he could stand up and turn around to see what was going on, a huge black shadow fell from the sky in a fluttering motion, and was about to smash into his arms!
He looked down and saw that it was a North American Xiaogong!
There is a big black hole in Snow Goose's chest, and it is dripping blood!
Sniper rifle!
Lauder stood up holding the goose and suddenly turned around!
I was seeing Chen Luo, who was carrying a sniper rifle and smiling at himself with a sunny face.
"It's been a long time since these guys are upset. They have eaten up all the fish in Laozi's lake! They can't catch a single one! Now I can take revenge!"
Lauder suddenly had black lines on his face:
"Boss, this kind of goose eats aquatic plants, plant roots and the like, and hardly eats fish..."
If you can't catch fish, is it because you are too naive?
After hearing this, Chen Luo suddenly smiled awkwardly, and forcefully explained:
"Then they should be slaughtered! They have eaten all the aquatic plants in my water. What will my fish eat?"
This is true.
Snow geese are overpopulated in North America and are officially allowed to be hunted legally in the wild.
"Notify the kitchen, add lunch today!"
"Before you go back to the Dragon Kingdom for the new year, you guys are lucky~!"
After Chen Luo shot down the first prey, a hunting spirit burned blazingly.
He decided to practice guns and hunt for a while every day for half a month!
Chen Luo put down his rifle, put his arms around Lauder's neck, and whispered:
"Laud, next, you should teach me how to keep fit and fight!"
"But I still want to ask, do you have any sports that can quickly improve your ability in that area?"
Lauder asked with a question mark on his face: "Which aspect?"
Chen Luo smiled, and after reconfirming that there was no one around, Lauder wretchedly squeezed his eyes:
"That's it!"
While speaking, he also made a movement of pushing his waist forward.
The reason why he asks this is not because he is not good enough, but because he is afraid that he will not be good in the future!
Right now, I have more and more girlfriends, although I can still bear it now, but if I don't have all of them, in two years, I will really be sucked dry by them!
Even a pure little angel like Luna, after having tasted the sweet taste of love, haunted herself every night.
One can imagine how much pressure my waist will face in the future with the increase of beauties in the harem!
It’s better to be prepared for this!
Work out ahead!
Lauder scratched his head, hehe said with a smile:
"Boss, I do know a method that is particularly effective!"
"This was taught to me by a senior from the Dragon Kingdom when I was learning boxing!"
Chen Luo's eyes lit up immediately:
"any solution?"
Lauder grinned 083, showing his big white teeth, and said brilliantly:
"Lefter anus!"
"To put it simply, it is to clamp the chrysanthemum!"
"100 strokes of levator anus every day, my wife laughs every night haha!"
Chen Luo stared and said:
"real?"
Lauder nodded confidently!
"I'll beat the time for you, you get used to this feeling first!"
"Clamp for 5 seconds each time, then relax for 5 seconds! Then clamp again!"
Chen Luo nodded ecstatically:
"Good good!"
After seeing him put on his horse, Lauder shouted:
"Clamp!"
While shouting, he also raised his right hand, and then suddenly clenched his fists tightly!
Chen Luo clamped down immediately!
Five seconds later.
"Relax!"
Lauder suddenly let go of his fist, and opened his right hand.
Chen Luo immediately relax!
"Clamp!"
"Relax!"
Luna, Lucy, and Scarlett stood in the window on the second floor and looked at Chen Luo by the lake in the distance. Under Lauder's order, they kept tightening and relaxing, and they were so amused.
Scarlett stared at Luna beautifully, and said with a bad smile:
"It seems that during these days, our princess has taken Chen Luo into serious trouble, and she has started to raise her anus."
Luna blushed instantly.
"How can..."
Lucy had a puzzled expression on her face and asked:
"Sister Scarlett, what is the levator anus exercise? Why haven't I heard of it?"
Scarlett said with a smile: "It's just a sport to help your sister be happier and happier!"
Luna suddenly became more shy: "Bah! Don't talk nonsense!"
Lucy ignored her, and muttered to herself:
"Ah? I also want to be happier, happier! Can he help me?"
Luna was so ashamed that she was about to get into the cracks in the ground, she pressed Lu Xi's head and said:
"What nonsense are you talking about!"
Scarlett was amused by the little girl's innocence and laughed.