SFS Chapter 1433 Curious Baby Lan Caihe
Chapter 1433 Curious Baby Lan Caihe
In the Narcissus Square, Fang Jian set up a tea stall again, but apart from the black python fairy, Fang Jian and Lan Caihe were counting their harvest.
"Sixty-seven thousand calamity jades, 63 low-grade spiritual treasures, and more than 200 spiritual herbs and elixirs, all under 300 years old." After Lan Caihe finished counting, he said to Fang Jian.
Fang Jian said, "It's almost the same here."
Lan Cai said in harmony: "It seems that those people have been robbing there for so many years. They are poor and unlucky monks with no background. If they meet someone like you, they will get more than one hundred thousand kalpas."
Fang Jian said, "You really want me to be robbed?"
Lan Cai reconciled: "Of course, I will get you back after you have been robbed, then I will get rich, hahaha."
After finishing speaking, Lan Caihe put all the Sumeru bags into his Sumeru magic weapon, then he stood up and walked directly to a booth selling wine pills opposite.
The stall selling wine pills was set up by a monk in the Yangshen realm. Fang Jian glanced around and saw that he had an old face and a bone age of more than 600 years. The Yangshen realm has a lifespan of a thousand years, which means he only has more than 300 years to live. .
And his fundamental talent has been exhausted, that is to say, if he doesn't have any great opportunities in his life, the Yang God Realm will come to an end.
Lan Caihe walked up to the old man's booth and said, "My fellow Taoist, how do you sell these wine pills?"
A friendly smile appeared on the old man's face, he introduced his wine pills to Lan Caihe seriously, and finally said: "All I have here are low-quality wine pills, my strength is too low, and I can't get any good ingredients. These wine pills are all refined by me using various easy-to-obtain spiritual fruits and elixir."
Lan Caihe heard the words and said with a smile: "So friend, you know how to make alchemy?"
"Yes." The old man nodded, but quickly said: "It's just that I'm not very proficient, I know a little bit of alchemy, so the only things I sell here are some low-quality wine tasting pills."
Lan Caihe said: "The wine-tasting pill is enough, I'm not a rich man, just drink some fairy wine made from the wine-tasting pill."
Hearing the words, the old man immediately asked with a smile on his face: "What kind of wine pill do you want, fellow Taoist? How much?"
Lan Caihe said: "Sell me everything you have on this stall, and I'll drink it slowly."
"Ah?!" The old man was shocked, "Fellow Daoist, do you mean you want them all?"
Lan Cai reconciled: "Yes, I want all of them, you count the robbery jade, and then put it on for me."
The old man looked at Lan Caihe suspiciously, with a trace of hesitation in his eyes. Seeing that he was not convinced, Lan Caihe immediately smiled and said, "Does the poor have to lie to you? How much robbery jade do you have for each wine pill? How many?"
The old man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said with a little excitement: "One robbery jade has two wine pills, and there are twenty wine pills in a bottle."
Lan Cai and Shen Nian scanned the booth, and immediately said: "Then you have 52 jade bottles here, which means 1040 wine pills, a total of 520 robbery jades, right?"
"Yes, yes!" The old man nodded repeatedly and said, his eyes full of light.
Lan Caihe directly took out 520 robbery jades and handed them to the old man, then waved his sleeves and collected all the wine pills into his Sumi magic weapon, "One hand is the robbery jade and the other is the goods, the transaction has been completed."
The old man was so excited that he couldn't speak for a long time. He just put the robbery jade into his storage bag first. After a long time, he tremblingly bowed to Lan Caihe and said, "Thank you, fellow Taoist."
"It's just a business, no thanks." Lan Caihe waved his hands, then returned to Fang Jian and sat cross-legged.
The old man glanced at Lan Caihe from a distance, and after about a cup of tea, he put away the stall and left.
Fang Jian looked at Lan Caihe beside him and said, "Are you robbing the rich and helping the poor?"
Lan Caihe took out a wine pill and looked at it carefully in his hand, and then said: "No, I just bought the wine pill that he couldn't sell for a long time. I just happened to be tired of your big realgar wine. Although that Taoist friend They are all low-quality wine pills, but there are many kinds, and you can change the taste every day.”
After finishing speaking, Lan Caihe directly threw the wine pill in his mouth into his mouth, like throwing melon seeds into his mouth, and then he said to Fang Jian: "I don't know if I just eat the wine pill directly, how will it taste better than drinking fairy wine?"
Before Fang Jian could stop him, he saw that Lan Caihe had already swallowed the wine pill. He didn't expect him to be so stupid. After staring at him, he immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "Fight!"
"Wow! Burn! Burn me to death! Cough, cough, cough!" After only three breaths, Lan Caihe yelled, and then lay down on the ground and coughed violently. The wine pill he had just swallowed quickly melted, The medicinal power of the wine pill directly entered Lancai's internal organs along his throat.
Immediately Fang Jian saw that Lan Caihe's skin and cheeks turned fiery red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and Lan Caihe also opened his mouth wide, sticking out his tongue and gasping for breath.
Fang Jian shook his head speechlessly, even the next tasting pills are not eaten like this. The wine pills can only be taken after brewing with water. The behavior of Lan Caihe directly swallowing the wine pills is equivalent to treating the water in his body as wine. water, using his body as a vat for brewing wine.
Lan Cai and his internal organs were on fire, but he kept tearing his clothes apart with his hands, exposing his snow-white chest and belly.
Immortal Hei Mang swept away the gloom of being robbed in front of him, saw Lan Caihe's appearance and smiled directly: "There are such stupid people in the world?"
As soon as the Black Python Fairy finished speaking, Lan Caihe suddenly stood up holding the flower basket. He was completely drunk and staggered onto the street, exuding a strong aroma of wine.
Seeing this, Immortal Black Python immediately asked Fang Jian, "What should we do now?"
Fang Jian spread his hands and said, "There is no way. Once the medicinal power of the wine pill enters the body, it will be integrated into the blood and mana. At this time, the operation of the mana will intensify the divergence of the wine power. We can only wait for him to carry it over by himself."
"How about I pour some water on him to dilute it?" Black Python Fairy asked.
Fang Jian quickly stopped the black python fairy, and said: "Then he will really become a big wine vat. His body is full of wine power now, and you pouring water is equivalent to adding fuel to the fire. Don't worry, he is a real fairy, low-grade Jiudan won't kill him if he gets drunk, at most he will be uncomfortable for a while."
While speaking, Lan Caihe was already singing with a flower basket, and ran out crazily. Fang Jian immediately said, "Go and follow him, and don't let anything happen to him."
Immortal Black Mang wanted to refuse, but rolled his eyes, nodded immediately and said: "Okay, leave it to me."
After saying that, the Black Python Immortal rushed out quickly, quickly caught up with Lan Caihe, and stretched out his hands to support his swaying body, and then Lan Caihe stretched out his right hand to hug his shoulders. .
"Who are you?" Lan Caihe asked, his tongue was half stiff, and his speech was a bit muddled, but he could speak clearly.
Immortal Black Python said: "I am a poor man."
Lan Caihe's mouth and nostrils were filled with the strong smell of alcohol, but when he heard the black python saying that he was poor, he immediately took out more than 1000 robbery jades from the Sumeru magic treasure and said, "Poor? .take"
Immortal Black Mang smiled happily, and quickly took over 1000 robbery jades from Lan Caihe's hands, and put them into his storage bag without saying a word.
At this moment, Lan Caihe let go of the Black Python Immortal, then opened his mouth and roared, attracting the eyes of all the surrounding monks.
Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Lan Caihe sang loudly:
"Tage Lan Caihe, the world can be geometric.
The beauty is a spring tree, and the fleeting time is a throwing shuttle.
The ancients wandered away and never returned, but today more people come here one after another.
In the morning, I ride a phoenix to Biluo, and in the evening, I see white waves growing in the fields.
Changjing Minghui is in the sky, and the gold and silver palaces are high and steep. "
When the singing was on the rise, Lan Caihe threw off the shoes on his feet, untied his clothes, and tore off his hair tie. He just ran with disheveled hair, barefoot and topless, singing and running. Seeing this scene, the monks around began to show their spirits The technique of light and shadow recorded this scene.
The Black Python Immortal followed Lan Caihe all the way, and soon arrived in front of a majestic and glorious mansion.
Lan Caihe saw the magnificent mansion gate in front of him, immediately ran forward, sat down under the mansion gate, sat in front of the mansion gate and sang loudly, the same song as before, but the voice became louder and louder.
Seeing this scene, Immortal Hei Mang's face changed slightly. Although he didn't know whose dojo the mansion in front of him belonged to, it was definitely not an ordinary person to have such a mansion in a fairy workshop.
So the Black Python Immortal immediately stepped forward, holding Lan Caihe with both hands, and was about to take him away, but at this time, Lan Caihe seemed to have taken root in his body, no matter how much strength the Black Python Immortal exerted, how much success he made No mana could move him at all.
At this moment, the gate of the mansion opened slowly, and then a monk from the real fairyland came out. He looked around, and finally saw Lan Caihe who was sitting there singing loudly.
The monk frowned, then stepped forward quickly, looked at Lan Caihe and Hei Mang and asked, "Who are you? How dare you cry like ghosts and howl like wolves and wolves outside the layman's dojo?"
Immortal Hei Mang was startled, he didn't expect this mansion to be the ashram of Xi Xin, the master of Xi Nai Xian Fang!
Immortal Hei Mang hurriedly got up and cupped his hands: "I'm really sorry, he's drunk, I'll take him away right away."
The monk waved his hand and said: "Leave quickly, if you disturb the owner of the workshop, you will have nothing to eat."
"Yes, please forgive me, please forgive me." As a loose cultivator in the mountains, Immortal Hei Mang knew that these people were not something he could offend, so he responded very humbly, and then stepped forward to try to marry Lan Cai and help away.
But Lan Caihe's body seemed to have taken root here, and the black python was sweating profusely, but he didn't move him at all.
When the monk saw this scene, he frowned and said impatiently: "What? You can't pull him?"
Immortal Black Python's face turned red in an instant, and the cultivator had already stepped forward, pushed Immortal Black Python away and said, "Let me do it."
Immortal Black Python was directly pushed away, and immediately froze on the spot, not knowing how to react, but at this time the monk had already activated his mana, and then unceremoniously grabbed Lan Caihe's shoulders with both hands, shouted With a sound of mana flowing, Lan Caihe was about to be thrown out with all his strength.
But at this moment, a fiery red light suddenly appeared in Lan Caihe's eyes, and the black python fairy beside him was terrified for an instant, and hurriedly shouted: "Be careful! It's divine fire!"