I opened the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 303 Guo Degang was criticized

"My daughter, today I want to tell you about another person. Guo Degang is a very famous person in the world, just like a superstar in the universe. His name is like a strange storm in the universe, sweeping through every corner. Everyone knows him."

The Great Emperor Zhenwu spoke slowly, and his voice was like the echo of an ancient bell in the universe, carrying a mysterious solemnity.

Mizukage blinked his eyes that were like the brightest gemstones in the universe, with a curious light flashing in his eyes, just like a spacecraft discovered a new mysterious signal, and asked curiously: "Dad, who is this Guo Degang? Is he a guy with magical powers like Superman in the universe?"

Emperor Zhenwu raised his head slightly, as if he was looking for the trajectory of ancient stars in the universe, as if he was recalling: "Guo Degang is a crosstalk performer in the world.

He is like a magician with a magical pocket, but his magic props are words. With the cleverness and humor of his words, he brings joy to countless mortals. That joy is like a grand fireworks show in the universe, colorful and making mortals laugh.

Since childhood, he has had a strong interest in folk art, just like a cosmic creature's interest in mysterious energy sources, just like a little bee is attracted to the sweetest flowers.

On his way to growing up, he experienced many hardships, which were like countless meteorites hitting the universe, trying to destroy him again and again. However, he was like the most tenacious cockroach in the universe, always sticking to his love, just like holding tightly to the last treasure in the universe. "

"He founded a place called Deyun Club. When Deyun Club first started, it was like a newly born small planet in the universe, fragile and tiny, and facing various crises.

At the beginning, there were many difficulties and it was almost a hopeless situation. The predicament was like being surrounded by dark forces in the universe, with no way out.

But he relied on his perseverance as strong as the hardest metal in the universe and his dedication to crosstalk, which was like a spaceship's steadfast pursuit of its target planet. He walked out of the predicament step by step, and every step was like opening up a new channel in the universe.

Eventually, Deyun Club will become famous all over the world, just like this little planet has become the most dazzling tourist attraction in the universe, and everyone yearns for it. "

Shuiying frowned slightly, and his frown looked like two small nebulae fighting in the universe. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Dad, this Guo Degang sounds like a man with a story.

But what does he have to do with his daughter's life?

He is like a distant planet in the universe. Although he shines brightly, he seems to be so many light years away from my daughter’s little world. It feels like they have nothing to do with each other.”

The Great Emperor Zhenwu smiled slightly, and that smile was like the warm sunshine in the universe penetrating the clouds, and said: "My daughter, please listen to what your father has to say.

Although Guo Degang is a mortal, he possesses a unique charm that is like the mysterious power in the universe.

His words can instantly make people laugh out loud and forget their worries, as if there is a magical laughter ray in the universe that makes whoever it hits laugh non-stop.

However, his world may be too immersed in the art of crosstalk, like a cosmic explorer who fell into a planet full of crosstalk treasures and never wanted to come out.

My daughter, the other half you expect should be someone who can have more fun in life, rather than someone who is busy with one skill all day long, just like you hope to have a variety of cosmic toys in your life, rather than just one monotonous cosmic tool.

Guo Degang is like the twinkling stars in the night sky, dazzling but far away, as if separated by a mysterious black hole in the universe, out of reach. "

"Furthermore, Guo Degang is known for his humor, but this humor can sometimes turn into an unruly one, just like a cute elf in the universe who suddenly becomes mischievous.

My daughter, what you expect is a steady person who can give you a sense of security, just like you hope to have a solid cosmic castle to protect yourself, rather than someone who always makes fun of you with words and makes it difficult for people to guess his true heart, just like facing an ever-changing cosmic phantom.

His name, 'Guo Degang', always sounds lively and noisy, as if it is separated from the ordinary and peaceful life by a distance, like the gap between a carnival-filled planet and a quiet garden planet in the universe.

It’s like those brilliant but unstable nebulae in the universe, which make people curious but difficult to approach with peace of mind, just like you want to get closer to see the beautiful nebula, but you’re worried about being affected by the sudden burst of energy.”

Shuiying frowned and said, "Dad, I often hear people criticizing Guo Degang. His crosstalk is not that good!

It's like a garbage dump in the universe, smelly and messy."

The Great Emperor Zhenwu nodded slightly, and that action was like a wise man in the universe approving a new topic, signaling the Mizukage to continue.

The Mizukage coughed lightly, and she looked like a "little fighter" who was about to go on stage to criticize. She put her hands on her hips, like a little hero in the universe ready to fight, and turned on the "criticism mode" with full firepower. The momentum seemed to shake the entire universe.

"Hey, let's talk about Guo Degang's crosstalk today. What the hell is that?

It is simply a combination of vulgarity, ugliness and inappropriate for children! Guo Degang is like a headless fly, his posture is like a spaceship out of control in the universe, rushing around everywhere; he is also like a grasshopper jumping around, jumping up and down in places in the universe where he shouldn't be, messing around in those unclean places.

His jokes either make fun of certain parts of the human body, like some evil little monsters in the universe that specifically attack other people's weaknesses, or they tell some obscene words, which are like the foul-smelling smoke in the universe that makes people feel uncomfortable.

If children heard this, it would be terrible! Wouldn't it pollute our children who are as pure as little flowers?

This is like pouring a bucket of dirty water on the tender young sprouts. That dirty water is not just ordinary dirty water, it is the dirtiest and most poisonous sewage in the universe. Can it still thrive?

That little bud would be poisoned to death, just like a beautiful little planet in the universe being destroyed instantly by the dark forces."

"Speak to him, can't you just talk to him properly? Why do you have to do those despicable things?

This is just like a person walking on the road at night. Instead of taking the right path, he insists on falling into the gutter. The gutter is full of the most disgusting garbage and slime in the universe, but he thinks it's fun.

He thought he was so humorous? Hey, in fact, that is to take vulgarity as funny, and ugliness as characteristic, just like a confused clown in the universe who takes his ugly appearance as a performance.

Humph! His crosstalk is simply a potpourri, with all kinds of messy things thrown into it, just like a mad scientist in the universe putting all the dangerous and strange things together for experiments.

What does it feel like? It feels like a mess of "Internet celebrity platter", with all kinds of weird things, but it doesn't have a proper shape, like a bunch of irregular asteroids colliding randomly in the universe."

"Let's talk about his so-called humor. What are they?

They are all things that hurt others and do not benefit oneself, just like those small meteorites attacking each other in the universe, crashing into each other and doing no one any good.

Just like those street thugs fighting, not a single nice word comes out of their mouths, and every word is like a thorn in the universe, hurting people.

What about 'Yu Qian's father is like this and that'? Isn't this just making fun of others, just like taking out someone else's private planet in the universe and playing with it as a toy.

If this happened in our world of gods, it would have been taken away and taught a lesson long ago, just like planets that violate the rules in the universe will be captured by the cosmic police.

He still thinks he is quite awesome, but in fact, he is just a prankster, like a naughty kid in the universe, making trouble everywhere.

This is just like a clown, jumping around everywhere, thinking he is so great, but in fact everyone is just laughing at him!

It's like other planets in the universe are laughing at this childish planet.

We gods are all very dignified and elegant, unlike him who is so out of tune, just like the elegant nebulae in the universe compared to this messy planet. "

"Also, his crosstalk sometimes involves some borderline content. Oh my, isn't this obviously meant to seduce those with bad intentions?

It's like an evil beacon in the universe, attracting bad guys. It's like a rotten apple, which looks good on the surface but is rotten inside. The rotten part also exudes a kind of decadent smell.

Couldn't he learn some proper art forms instead of taking such crooked paths? It's like a spaceship that could have been traveling on the bright road in the universe, but insisted on heading into a black hole?

He thought that this would attract audiences, but in fact, he was destroying his own future, just like a planet in the universe exhausting its own energy.

This is like the character in the game who took a wrong turn. Instead of taking the straight and straight path, he chose to jump into the trap and ended up with a tragic end, just like being eaten by a monster in the universe.

If Guo Degang continues like this, he will be abandoned by the audience sooner or later, just like that outdated "Internet celebrity hit", once the craze is over, who will care about him?

It's like a meteor in the universe that no longer shines and is forgotten by everyone in the darkness.

We can’t let his evil spirit pollute our beautiful world, just like we can’t let the dark forces in the universe erode our bright homeland.”

"Dad, we can't let people like this ruin the morals of our world. Guo Degang needs to reflect on his own actions and stop wallowing in the vulgar quagmire all day long, like a dirty piglet in the universe.

Otherwise, sooner or later you will be despised, just like the garbage planet that is despised by everyone in the universe.

Humph! As for his crosstalk, I think it can only appease those people with no taste, just like those little monsters in the universe who only like junk food.

We can't argue with him, we are gods with refined tastes."

After hearing what Shuiying said, Zhenwu Emperor shook his head slightly, and that shake of his head was like a helpless breeze in the universe, and said: "My daughter, don't be so extreme.

Although Guo Degang has his shortcomings, he is not completely useless, just like a planet in the universe that looks a bit messy actually has its treasures.

His crosstalk also has its own unique features, just like the unique scenery of that strange planet in the universe. Let's see if he can make some improvements in the future, just like hoping that the planet can repair itself. "

"Dad, what do you think about married life?

That requires warmth and romance. This warmth and romance is like the sweetest energy in the universe, which can make life full of sweetness and happiness, just like the universe is full of pink sweet nebulae.

But the name of Guo Degang makes it hard to imagine that there is any particularly romantic place. It's like looking for romance in the universe, but finding a planet full of funny but a bit noisy.

You said what if you found someone closely related to Guo Degang, such as Guo Degang himself.

Oh my, then in the days to come, wouldn’t the couple’s life be a little lacking in those tender and sweet moments?

That tenderness and sweetness is like the softest nebula material in the universe. It does not have the warm feeling like the cosmic sunshine. It is like traveling in the universe but always seeing lively stars. How boring it is. It is like being in a romantic cosmic dance party with only some funny clowns making trouble. There are no romantic dance steps and sweet hugs.

Dad, think about it, if they go out to play together, other people’s husbands may enjoy a romantic time with their wives, and that romantic time is like the most beautiful meteor shower in the universe. But if it is Guo Degang, will he always be thinking about those jokes and lose some interest in life?

He is like a comedian who has lost himself in a romantic garden, so absorbed in his comedy that he has forgotten to appreciate the beauty of his surroundings.”

"Let's talk about the name, Guo Degang. The pot needs steel, but haven't people in the world been using iron pots for thousands of years?

This sounds like someone who is very good at sensationalism and making people laugh with words, but not necessarily very good at living an ordinary life. The moment I think of this name, it feels full of liveliness and humor, like a planet in the universe that is full of laughter but a little chaotic.

But life needs more than just these. It also needs care, companionship and warmth. These care, companionship and warmth are like the three most beautiful elements of life in the universe.

Their names are all elegant and melodious like the natural sounds in the universe, such as "Shiyun Yaji" and so on. There is a romantic atmosphere at the first hearing, just like a sweet love serenade in the universe.

What about Guo Degang? He feels like an artist who can only shine on the crosstalk stage, lacking the fireworks of life, like a star in the universe that only shines when performing, and is dim in life.

Dad, if we live together in the future and there is a small gathering at home, do you expect Guo Degang to entertain them with his crosstalk sketches?

How weird is that? It's like being at a happy family gathering and someone starts doing a funny act and it just keeps going and everyone feels a little awkward.

And wow, sometimes couples need some small surprises, but Guo Degang’s romance is also full of humor. The gifts he gives are the kind that make people laugh and cry but have no life flavor, such as a funny mask or a prank toy. How boring is that?