Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 365 Hedgehog: I Want a Hug (1)



Chapter 365 Hedgehog: I Want a Hug (1)

A pair of small black eyes poked out from the big apple with a hole bitten through it.

It’s Wang Defa!

In the 88th life, he was born as a little hedgehog who had just woken up from hibernation.

Unfortunately, just ten days after Wang Defa was born, a cold wave hit. Without saying a word, his biological mother in this life curled up into a ball while holding him and went into hibernation mode.

At that time, Wang Defa was still very small and could not open his eyes. His mother was afraid that he would starve to death, so she put him directly on her soft belly.

Gurgle, gurgle, and the aroma of milk fills the air.

During this sleep, Wang Defa grew up unknowingly while eating and sleeping, but the hedgehog mother became shriveled and skinny, and was so hungry that she could swallow fruits that were five times bigger than herself.

It was concerned about feeding its cubs, so it went out and finally found an apple that had fallen from a tree, and then dragged it back with a hollow stomach to feed its cubs.

Unexpectedly, not long after the mother hedgehog left the cave for the second time, she was taken away by a stray dog.

Wang Defa became an orphan.

Wait till the apple is almost rotten before eating it.

A wild hedgehog can generally live for three to five years. Each time it hibernates, its life span is shortened by six months.

Wang Defa knew very well that he was weak and could not survive on his own, so he had to find a kind human being to rely on.

However, the mother hedgehog built her cave in the wilderness, where no one would pass by...

Wang Defa thought he was still on the rooster map, but that was not the case.

New Zealand's summer, from December to February, is the exact opposite of the seasons in the Northern Hemisphere.

"Vast land and sparsely populated" is not enough to describe this land in the sea.

People gather in busy streets, and uninhabited areas like this are occupied by animals. For example, it is not uncommon to see a toad occupying a lake alone.

Wang Defa waited in agony for three months. The leaves of the trees had turned yellow, and he had not encountered a single person. Instead, he had waited for his own secondary development.

It is also at this time that the sexual characteristics of male hedgehogs become more obvious.

Animal instinct prompted Wang Defa to travel far away from home to find his other half.

He has short arms and legs and walks slowly.

Wang Defa crawled to the stream at this pace and refused to move any further.

There were small fish swimming happily in the stream, and they provocatively sprayed water in the face of Wang Defa who was standing there stupidly.

Wang Defa was helpless and furious, and was afraid of water, so he didn't dare to go down.

The soil near the stream was moist, and the ugly, saltless earthworms had turned out the grass roots.

That earthworm had few natural enemies. No one knew how long it had lived, but it was already thicker than Wang Defa's arm.

[Squeak, squeak, squeak——]

Wang Defa was frightened and subconsciously wanted to curl up into a ball, but he found that on the other side of the stream, a fellow earth-colored creature was winking at him.

Eyebrows are the thorns that curl down from the top of the head.

The eyes are small bean-shaped.

The crowd is unique.

The wind brought its scent, wow! It was a female, a real big sister!

(?′?‵?)i L???????

Happiness came so suddenly that Wang Defa was stunned. Somehow, he felt as if his heart was shot by the god of love.

The watery and cute elder sister Zha was standing right within reach.

The gurgling stream, about one meter wide, was like a basin of ice water in the early autumn weather, quickly extinguishing Wang Defa's raging desire.

[Squeak?]

[Squeak, squeak, squeak…]

Having never had normal communication with people of the same kind, Wang Defa didn't understand what the eldest sister was saying with her head tilted.

When he got anxious, his wet black nose started to itch, and two big snot bubbles popped out of the holes.

The older girl opposite smacked her eyes and a hint of disdain flashed across her face.

Wang Defa: Embarrassing...

The four little feet hesitated and circled in the soft mud by the stream, unable to make up their minds to wade across.

A light bulb suddenly flashed in his head, and Wang Defa tilted his head to look at a thick earthworm.

In the presence of beauty, a man's masculinity must be fully displayed.

Wang Defa spat twice on the little paw, then suddenly jumped over and bit the earthworm with his pointed mouth.

The earthworm felt pain and curled up and rolled over with its long body, but it couldn't break free.

I didn’t expect this to happen, and I didn’t expect the other side to do something crazy the next second—

Wang Defa bit one end of the earthworm tightly and threw the other end to the other side of the stream.

The length is just right.

The eldest sister was so smart that she also pounced forward and bit the earthworm.

The eldest sister was much bigger and stronger than Wang Defa, who was less than a year old. Both hedgehogs refused to let go, and the earthworms struggled and rolled to act as a ropeway across the stream. Whoosh -

Wang Defa was dragged to the other side and fell directly on the back of the eldest sister.

[Squeak——Ah——]

Wang Defa never wants to experience the feeling of thorns piercing his skin again in his life.

The older sister who was pinned down couldn't resist the force of the earthworm in her mouth and could only feel a sour taste in her teeth.

【beng! 】

A small section of the earthworm was bitten off, and most of the remaining part fell into the stream.

The fishes swarmed over, tearing the fish apart and eating it, even more ferociously than they did the two poor mandarin ducks on the shore.

The eldest sister supported Wang Defa, who was whimpering and crying, back to her home, but she still felt a little disgusted.

It didn't know that because of the direct physical contact, all its little thoughts were known to Wang Defa.

Wang Defa: Humph, I'll have plenty of opportunities to punish you! Just wait for me!

The cave where the eldest sister lives is pitch black. She has already prepared the wedding room and delivery room on her own, just waiting for a strong man to drop from the sky.

I didn't expect to pick up a weak chicken...

As for fate, well, there’s no way to explain it.

The cave is airtight and filled with the smell of hormones. Things are no longer under control.

If the two kids want to be shameless, they must first overcome their fear of being pierced in the stomach.

Wang Defa suggested a face-to-face confrontation, but the eldest sister was not happy about it.

[Squeak, squeak, squeak—Come on, the thorn has fallen, you idiot! ]

The eldest sister couldn't bear to see the weakling cowering, so she grabbed one of Wang Defa's legs, pulled him, and then threw him.

【Gaga gaga gaga——Let me go, you female demon! 】

Wang Defa was so scared that he screamed sharply in the air, his voice like a noisy drake.

However, the elder sister sucked very hard, and the weakling was completely unable to resist.

Wang De lay there in a daze, and indeed he was not pierced.

The hard thorn fell down obediently, almost sticking to the elder sister's skin, posing no threat at all.

Wang Defa roared and started fighting mode.

The great harmonious movement of life repeats itself over and over again in the darkness.

After several days and nights, Wang Defa was kicked out of the cave by his eldest sister to go find food.

My eldest sister is pregnant and her appetite has increased greatly.

Fortunately, the cave was in the forest, so we could eat wild fruits and insects in various ways and have enough of them.

Wang Defa was always afraid that the little brats would pierce his wife's internal organs while she was in her belly, but he didn't dare to say anything.

A month later, the eldest sister's soft belly was stretched hard by the cubs, like a stone ball.

Under Wang Defa's shocked and puzzled gaze, six little red-skinned insects were born without any thorns on their bodies.

Wang Defa: ??? Congratulations on becoming a father??? Isn’t this a rat???

The eldest sister smacked her eyes with fire, picked up a handful of fallen thorns from the ground and threw them at the weakling's face.

[Ah——]

Wang Defa fled in panic.

A few days later, six small red-skinned insects grew white spines visibly and became soft.

The eldest sister was annoyed with Wang Defa always hanging around her and let out a threatening growl from her throat.

Wang Defa: Good fellow, this is going to kill the father and keep the son!!!

As the temperature gradually dropped and entered late autumn, Wang Defa was finally kicked out of the house one morning.

There were several words clearly written in the eldest sister's eyes: You are useless, get out!

Wang Defa shrank his neck. If he couldn’t win, he would just run away!

Humph, if I am not welcome here, I will find another place that will welcome me!

Before winter comes, it is the time for animals to urgently store fat and actively hunt.

Wang Defa was rolling in a berry bush covered with small red berries, basking in the sun leisurely. Following behind him was a creature that looked like a dog but not a dog, and a fox but not a fox, with alternating black and white vertical stripes on its head.

In a flash, Wang Defa was knocked over, with his belly facing the sky and held down by a claw.

Sharp teeth devour the day.

Hedgehog, pawn!


Tip: You can use left, right, A and D keyboard keys to browse between chapters.