SFS Chapter 344: Peacock: Splendid Dress (2)
Chapter 344: Peacock: Splendid Dress (2)
If the peacock was an ordinary creature, the big hat would just be a formality and the matter would be over.
Unfortunately, this is a slutty bitch who can speak human language into other people’s heads… a goblin.
Big Hat B was reluctant to let go and let the sharp and rough voice chatter in his mind.
Does Lao Chen know?!
of course.
He knew it when he first went into the mountains to pick mushrooms and encountered a peacock with its paw entangled by a small cauliflower snake...
Strictly speaking, Lao Chen is Peacock's savior and he can be married to him.
But now Chen Si and the baby are at loggerheads with the stealing peacock and they are fed up with each other.
Big Hat A didn't understand what was going on. He watched his colleague holding Peacock in his arms in fear and unwilling to let go.
Oops, this is different from what we agreed upon when we came here.
The two of them couldn't whisper or make eyes in front of Old Chen's family, which were all expressions that others couldn't understand.
[Grandpa, wow~ Grandpa~ plucked all the peacock’s feathers. I want to eat roasted peacock. It ruined such a big pot of food! ]
The baby had a small stomach and couldn't stand being bullied, so he was the first to get angry. He jumped up and pointed at the peacock and screamed.
The flesh on her chubby face trembled as she became angry.
??_??
She looked like a little she-devil.
Several men present couldn't help but shrink their necks, vaguely thinking of their own Hedong Lion.
(Wang Defa: Isn’t it just a few pieces of your meat? Is that a big deal???)
(Big Hat B held down the peacock that was about to spread its wings and flee, with a row of question marks on his head: Peacocks eat meat?!)
Of course, Chen Si firmly stood on the side of the baby. She just couldn't stand the fact that Old Chen had spoiled a little bird to death in recent months, as if she had another sister with a long tail.
Nonsence!
Both mother and daughter are petty and jealous.
Old Chen read his granddaughter's lips and understood her request. He was so amused that he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
My goodness, how can you say that in front of the police? Blue peacocks can be raised but not eaten!
When Big Hat B saw Lao Chen's hesitant gaze, he immediately raised his hand to express his opposition and resolutely stopped him.
[No, it is not considered edible poultry! ]
Big Hat A nodded.
The peacock also nodded, and the brains, which were about the size of mung beans, shook into tofu dregs.
Old Chen was still a little reluctant, so he reached out and wanted to take the peacock back from someone else's arms. After all, he had fed the peacock well and treated it like a boss for several months, so he had developed feelings for the peacock.
The baby cried out and rushed forward, hanging on Lao Chen's thighs to stop his unsteady actions.
Old Chen lowered his head, met his granddaughter's tearful eyes, sighed, and waved his hand.
[Police comrade, forget it, just take it away. I did pick it up from the bamboo forest in the back mountain. There’s a forest zoo on the other side of the mountain. Maybe it was really raised there…]
【ah--】
Wang Defa responded with a nod: Yes, yes, yes, I have been locked up in this small yard of one foot square for the past few months, and I am about to suffocate to death. Take me home quickly!
Big Hat B heard it, but he didn't show it on his face. In his heart, he cursed the peacock for being an ungrateful person.
With such heavy weight and shiny clean feathers, one of them is as big as two in the forest park. All Lao Chen's careful care was in vain.
Thus, a world where only Lao Chen is heartbroken and sad is achieved——
Chen Si and his baby clapped their hands and cheered, and the neighbors who were annoyed by the noise also clapped their hands and cheered.
In addition, Big Hat A and B, who completed their tasks in excess, rode their motorcycles on the winding goat road. The fellow villagers who passed by waved and said goodbye to them with gratitude, their faces distorted with smiles.
Wang Defa's long tail feathers were held in the arms of Big Hat B for protection. His slender neck was swaying in the wind, and he simply fell softly into his arms.
Grassroots staff are not like the upper management who sit in the office for a long time, with hard chests full of big muscles.
Wang Defa curled his lips and said that this dried tofu was not tasty.
His eyes were rolling around under his slightly closed eyelids, and I don't know what was going on in his little head.
The end of this journey was the Forest Park. The assistant director came to pick us up in person, thanked us, and then sent us to the infirmary for quarantine and deworming.
Big Hat B was about to say something but was stopped. He wanted to tell others that Peacock could speak human language, but was pulled away by his colleagues.
[Don't worry about it. The peacock is asleep. What if it didn't escape from the garden? What should we do with it? ]
That's true.
Let’s talk about that end——
The doctor in the infirmary rarely saw Peacock so heavy. His weight made him sleep even more deeply, and no matter how they turned him over and over and searched him, he wouldn't wake up.
Until the doctor quietly poured out a pill of anti-worm medicine and put it into the peacock's mouth.
Wang Defa would eat anything except hardship. He struggled violently as if he had been electrocuted and flew to the top of the iron cabinet in one breath.
When he left, he pooped a lot on the examination table.
White cloth and black cake.
Very large and steaming.
the doctor screamed.
[Ah——I’m from Shudao Mountain! ]
Oh, it’s the hot and spicy land of Sichuan.
Wang Defa's formal settlement began with offending the doctor in the infirmary.
The anthelmintic medicine fed to it once a month is always very bitter, more bitter than being hated, hostile and bullied by all the male peacocks in the garden.
No matter how many female peacocks, which were uglier than hens, were coaxed to sway passionately in the dark night, they could not soothe Wang Defa's wounded heart.
On this day, Wang Defa was surrounded by a group of girls in flowery dresses, who complimented him. Each time they praised him, he was so beautiful that he almost looked heavenly. His butt swayed and the screen opened -
Damn, so beautiful!
(If you ignore the little cha-cha steps it takes on its tiptoes...)
When the tail feathers, which are mainly green, spread out, they are so colorful and eye-catching.
The little girls exclaimed in delight and took photos busily, snapping, snapping, snapping, but no one plucked the feathers.
As a result, a male peacock with a long tail came up from behind. Unable to bear the arrogance of the peacock, it opened its mouth and pulled out several feathers, then stepped back a few steps and glared at the peacock arrogantly.
A battle was about to break out, the two birds pecked and bit each other, using their claws and beaks.
The little girls had never seen such a scene before, and they screamed and ran away in all directions in fear.
The two birds were fighting and retreating, and accidentally flew into the wire fence of the panda house.
The key protected animal lazily spread out its belly to bask in the sun, and when it saw a bright blue-green color passing by its eyes, its pitch-black eyeballs also moved.
The smaller male peacock also had its tail feathers plucked and fell into the panda park like flowers scattered by fairies.
The baby panda curiously scratched it with its paws, sniffed it, and licked it. Hmm, it stinks and cannot be eaten.
The war started suddenly and ended suddenly.
Wang Defa won the fight, and angrily pressed down on the male peacock, whose baldness was almost plucked out, so hard that it almost turned into a bird with its eyes rolled up and its legs kicked.
The panda came closer, and Wang Defa proudly flew over the panda's head and grabbed two handfuls of its thick and dense fur, which startled the panda, which had never been bullied before.
Sensing the panda's extremely superior and comfortable daily life through skin contact, Wang Defa became jealous and crazy. He boldly opened his mouth and bit the panda's ear.
You know, pandas are not vegetarians. When they feel pain, their ferocious instincts burst out. They pulled Wang Defa off their heads with one claw and rubbed him on the ground. They were not satisfied yet, and the large bunch of bright tail feathers became the beautiful things scattered on the ground.
The panda's eyes lit up, and in no time, he plucked out Wang Defa's baldness.
One! Root! No! Left!
Bald! Bald! Bald! Bald!
There is no place to seek justice!
The panda exercised and then felt hungry, so it let go of its hands and picked up some bamboo shoots to eat.
The miserable Wang Defa stumbled to his feet, jumped over the barbed wire as if he was escaping for his life, and crashed into the bushes outside.
Crying and chirping.
(? _ ?)
As the sun sets and the moon rises, no one pays attention to Wang Defa, who is hiding in the bushes.
The pandas had long gone back to their air-conditioned cages and were fast asleep. There were several bright feathers mixed in the piles of grass beneath their bodies as pillows, so they probably had colorful dreams.
A small green snake crawled out of a tree hole and swam into the grass. It was so green that it almost blended into the whole tree and could not be distinguished.
In his dream, Wang Defa, who was in a daze, was showing off his prowess and plucking the bald head of the hateful giant panda. Suddenly, he felt a pain in his neck.
I opened my eyes and met the small eyes of the little green snake.
The head is triangular and as green as jade.
Poisonous, very poisonous.
The blue peacock, who was dressed up so beautifully but ended up as a bald chicken, is dead!
The next day, the bushes around the panda park's barbed wire were thoroughly searched, and two nests of venomous snakes were uncovered.
In this way, Wang's death can be considered to have some value.