SFS Chapter 326: Seagull: Food Given as a Gift (1)
Chapter 326: Seagull: Food Given as a Gift (1)
[Mom, come on, give me some bread, I want to feed the seagulls! ]
A chubby little boy turned around with a bright smile and reached out his hand to the woman not far away.
The little boy was small in stature, and even after climbing up onto the big rock and standing there, he was still half a head shorter than the petite girl next to him.
This coastline was not originally a famous scenic spot, but because a large number of seagulls gather here every season, it attracts many inland tourists.
[Dangdang, be careful not to let the seagulls bite your hands! ]
The woman walked over in two or three steps, tearing the bread bag while giving instructions in a worried tone.
The boy named Dangdang jumped up excitedly to grab the bread. He had already seen the little girl next to him holding a large piece of bread in her hand and it was snatched away by the seagull.
His eyes, which were fat and narrowed into two slits, were bright and sharp.
His chubby little hands tried to lift the bread high. The bread was covered with meat floss, which made him swallow his saliva with greed.
【ah--】
Sure enough, a seagull took aim at this place.
Dangdang's height is 1.1 meters at most, and 1.3 meters with his arms raised, which makes him very inconspicuous in the crowd.
However, his bread was big, and it attracted two seagulls at once.
The one that arrived first made an emergency stop in the air, and seeing the woman protecting her cub with her arms wide open, he hesitated and didn't eat it.
The other one rushed over from the side, and without thinking twice, opened its mouth wide and snatched the bread with lightning speed.
The victorious one was Wang Defa.
On his 60th rebirth, Wang was reborn as a seagull without any suspense.
A light-boned seagull with a white head, white tail, grey back and grey wings, was running away in panic with the stolen bread in its mouth, followed by four or five extremely ferocious big seagulls of the same kind.
People die for money, birds die for food, only what you eat is yours.
Dangdang clapped his hands and laughed happily, "Mom, the seagulls ate my bread!"
The woman was less than half a meter behind him. She nodded when she heard what he said, and felt relieved. This was the golden grandson of the Li family, and there couldn't be any mistakes.
The woman had heard about the vicious incidents of seagulls injuring people and pecking out tourists' eyes. If she had not been unable to persuade the fat boy, she would not have joined in the fun.
Little did he know that Wang Defa, who had just grabbed the bread, was pecked several times on the butt by his angry fellow before he could fly away.
The one whose love was stolen was even more ruthless. It bit Wang Defa's back with its sharp mouth, as if it wanted to bite off a piece of flesh.
The fishy and salty sea breeze blew by, and the little feathers on its body fell off, like a sudden heavy snowfall.
Wang Defa would never give in, thinking that losing one's chastity was a small matter, but starving to death was a big matter.
What does it matter if I’m a little bald? I already have a wife.
＜(￣v￣)/Proud!
Wang Defa’s wife: Oh! Where’s the betrothal gift?! When did you propose?! I said yes?! You’re really shameless?!
Wang Defa was still so narcissistic and confident. Half a month ago, he took a fancy to a large female seagull. He showed his goodwill to her several times and gave her food until he starved to the point of losing two taels of meat. He then thought he had won her over.
Right now, the big piece of bread in his mouth is the proposal gift for his wife.
If I don’t get my wife and child here, I’m afraid some other bastard will snatch them away…
Look, he’s still that arrogant person!
The tourists were holding up fresh food in their hands, and the unwilling seagulls turned around and flew over to grab it.
There are too many people and too little food, so fights happen from time to time, but they just make the tourists laugh.
Wang Defa had already found his [wife] by this time, and flew over excitedly with his chest puffed out.
If you ignore the miserable bald spots on his back and butt, he's still quite handsome.
【ah--】
Wang Defa opened his mouth and the fragrant and soft meat floss bread fell at the feet of the female seagull.
Without waiting for polite greetings, the female seagull lowered her head, opened her mouth, picked up the bread in big mouthfuls and threw it upwards, then opened her mouth wide again and swallowed it down in one accurate gulp.
Hmm, it's a bit dry and stuck in my throat, which is a bit embarrassing.
The female seagull stretched out her long neck, looking up at the blue sky, and swallowed with difficulty, her eyes wide open.
Finally, Gudong——
The bread was eaten.
Wang Defa couldn't help but swallow his saliva mixed with a little bit of meat floss.
【Ahhh? 】
Wang Defa: Let’s get married?
【…】
The female seagull rolled her eyes: Burp, you’re dreaming!
The next second, Wang Defa stared in astonishment at his wife who flapped her wings and flew away. Soon she turned into a white dot that got smaller and smaller, and he cursed a thousand times in his heart.
?? ? What kind of ruthless thing is this? !
Female Seagull: Ha!
Wang Defa was still hungry, so without hesitating for long, he also spread his wings and flew back to the crowd gathered on the shore.
You don't have to lift the food up for the seagulls to take it away.
After feeding Xiao Dangdang for a long time, he was so tired that his short arms were shaking and the fat on his belly was crying out that he was so hungry.
[Mom, do you have any bread? I want to eat it! ]
The woman had expected that he would be hungry, so she handed him the bread with a smile.
Dangdang was so happy that he squinted his eyes and took a big bite, but his face was covered with the wings, and then he felt a strong pull between his teeth.
Well, the bread was stolen.
It's a straight-up act of robbery.
The woman was startled and nervously checked her son's face for any injuries.
The wings swept across the chubby little white face, and a few cuts that were about to break the skin oozed blood. The cuts healed quickly without waiting for the mother to become nervous.
Dangdang let out a cry and reacted a little slowly. His face was burning and he threw himself into the woman's arms and burst into tears.
Well, he is still a child after all.
The tourists nearby also noticed and became annoyed by the seagulls' behavior of snatching the food, so they decided not to feed it. Pah, wouldn't it be better to keep it for themselves? !
The locals driving by on the road behind tilted their heads and saw a large group of people on the ground and a large group of seagulls circling in the sky. They were also puzzled.
These seagulls are born thieves. They steal food openly without any restraint. Why are foreign tourists so stupid and generous?
The tourists dispersed quickly.
The sky gradually darkened, and it became completely dark in almost the blink of an eye.
Wang Defa stood on a big rock on the shore with a sullen look on his face, combing the hair on his back carefully, cursing in his heart and cursing all his fellow humans who ate in a ferocious manner.
Damn it, it’s like I haven’t eaten in eight lifetimes, what the hell is this?
The next day, there were still a large number of tourists coming. They looked similar to yesterday's people, but not exactly the same.
Wang Defa was lucky enough to grab a hamburger, but he was so anxious to eat it that he missed the piece of meat in the middle.
Anyway, everyone is used to the way Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit, swallowing it whole in one gulp without being able to taste the saltiness or blandness of the flavor.
On the third day, there was heavy rain and a tornado, and the shore was deserted.
On the fourth day, it rained heavily.
Day ...
Bad weather, bad mood.
After experiencing a wave of betrayal with his head green, Wang Defa followed the female seagull for more than a hundred meters with an empty stomach.
The rival was tall and mighty, with his nostrils pointed upwards and half of a squirrel tail sticking out of his mouth, which he had not yet swallowed completely.
The female seagull did not fight for the fight at all. She just followed the big bird next to her, gentle as water.
Wang De stood in a daze in the distance. He had never seen his wife like this before and couldn't understand what was going on.
(Hey, there’s something I don’t know if I should say…those who lick your boots will not have a good ending.)