Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 203: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (15)

How can you reason with a monkey?!

Look at Tang Seng and Sun Wukong. If they were not restrained by the golden hoop, would the Monkey King listen to Tang Seng's chanting?

will not.

So, the new leader had a splitting headache, held the old leader's arm, and stood at one of the ninety-nine turns with an awkward look on his face.

[Old leader, do you think we need to make a video to clarify this? ]

The old leader smiled mysteriously and pointed his index finger upwards.

[No, just wait. The official media will come to report on us. When that happens, we will find a small and pretty girl to interview us. You are so tall and strong, so just stand away and be a background.]

The old leader clenched his fists and punched his lower back several times. He was old and his waist and legs were really not in good condition. He punched his brain so hard that it was almost shaken apart, but there was no relief.

[Well, when the time comes, the monkeys will gather around again when they see a lot of people. In the camera, the contrast will be very obvious, and the direction of public opinion can be guided.]

The new leader nodded repeatedly. He was indeed a talented person who had been a leader for his entire life and had a lot of tricks up his sleeve. It was impossible not to accept him!

That afternoon, as expected, local official media contacted the scenic spot’s service phone number and requested an on-site interview.

[You guys are coming, okay, welcome, warmly welcome! It’s getting late today, so, what time tomorrow? ]

【Today, we are on the road! 】

【ah? ! 】

News is about timeliness, and of course the sooner the better.

The young and beautiful Zeng Xiaolian was forced to take the stage. She appeared without makeup and was not afraid.

While waiting for the cameras and lights to be ready, the reporter asked her privately if she wanted to review the manuscript, and she seemed frightened.

[What? I have to write an article? No one told me. They just told me to answer the questions honestly. This... do I really have to write an article?! Are you going to ask me some private questions that are difficult to answer, like the paparazzi in Taiwan?! ]

The reporter's face darkened.

【We are official media.】

【Oh. 】

That's it? !

Okay, the girls in Shu are all honest girls!

The interview went smoothly without any unexpected problems.

Li Feng, Liu Qingfeng and others, in the spirit of "making up for one's crime with merit", used fresh fruits to attract many monkeys.

The one that came first was stuffed into his mouth impatiently. It was a banana, and he didn't even peel it. He stuffed it whole into his cheek pouch.

Those who arrived later immediately pounced on the person and started to snatch the person's mouth. If the person didn't open his mouth, he would pry it open. He would dig out the person's eyeballs, pull out the person's chest hair, pull the person's breasts, tear the person's ears, and bite the person's mouth. He used all kinds of shameless and despicable tricks.

For a moment, cries and screams of pain or fear rang out one after another, and the scene suddenly became chaotic.

The photographer was very mischievous. He only took pictures of monkeys with injuries on their faces and bodies. They were the most ferocious in snatching food, had the sharpest teeth, and used the most shameless and vulgar methods...

At this moment, most of the monkeys that were beaten and had their food robbed were intact, and they were obviously not the group of violent male monkeys that participated in the melee early yesterday morning.

[Look, this is the nature of monkeys. We should not interfere too much. We are all neighbors making a living on this hill.]

Zeng Xiaolian added that she slammed her clenched fist into the palm of her other hand with a crisp sound. It was obvious that she was imagining the monkey being beaten as herself and was very angry.

The reporter nodded, feeling a little disgusted at these ferocious animals, but her professionalism remained and she kept smiling.

The well-behaved golden monkeys in the zoo are still the cutest. As for the wild monkeys, I can’t thank them enough.

Post-production staff from the official media were also at the scene. When they got the video, they immediately opened their computers and started editing, adding subtitles and close-up shots of monkeys fighting fiercely for food at close range, which had a strong visual impact.

Sure enough, a professional media person.

The old leader hid quietly in the distance and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Although he was confident, the monkeys were really making a fuss! If they hurt the crew, it would be a big trouble.

Fortunately, fortunately...

As soon as the official media spoke out, those who were trying to stir up trouble deleted their posts and apologized. That's fine. They admitted their mistakes and are real men.

The Monkey King didn't come tonight. When he heard about the good opportunity to appear on camera and become famous, he scoffed.

On a cold day, sleeping with your warm wife in your arms, isn’t it nice? !

Don't let those male monkeys who are already hurting themselves and bringing shame to the whole world hear this, or they will get angry and even hug a stinky male monkey to go back to sleep.

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Just like this, the stinking air filled the air and we chatted, and then we got hungry and started a fight...

You can't smoke the monkey to death, but you can make it angry to death!

The second snow came suddenly, covering the sky and the earth.

The monkeys quieted down.

Unless they are really hungry, they will go to places where there are tourists to act pitiful and snatch food.

[Squeak——]

And I returned to the tree hole and grew up in a miserable way.

Winter is a good season to gain weight.

In the morning, a male monkey who was robbing a bird's nest accidentally found a tree hole. Just as he was about to put his claws in, he saw a familiar combination of a female monkey and two cats. The round hole on the sole of his foot with scars and no hair suddenly became itchy.

It turned and ran away, swearing never to come here again.

I also silently put away the saber. The mother cat blinked her eyes, but this time her curiosity was not as strong.

Thanks to the kitten, it can now get some milk to drink. In this icy and snowy weather, it doesn't have to go out of its way to find food.

This winter lasts for three and a half months, and it is not over until all the snow melts.

The green tea monkey, who had not shown his face in public for a long time, hurried out of the maternity and baby garden, with hurried steps and no reluctance at all.

Its back flashed by the stair railing and then disappeared into the bushes below.

Apart from its big belly, which looked like a huge winnowing basket, it had actually become thinner, with the skeleton on its face showing through a thin layer of skin and flesh, making it look obviously unrecognizable.

In contrast, the other female monkeys were all sleek and smooth, and at least two or three times fatter than when they went in that day in early winter.

Young people who watch the surveillance cameras every day know that green tea monkeys are beaten three times a day and will be found out no matter where they hide.

Fortunately, the baby in its belly was safe and sound and didn't fall out.

During the past few months in the maternity and baby nursery, it went hungry for nine meals out of three days, and then it could only have some leftovers, such as banana peels, apple cores, and cold steamed buns hard enough to crack walnuts.

I barely managed to avoid starvation.

During those more than a hundred days and nights, it missed its husband so much. Although he always troubled it, at least it would go hungry less often and would not be bullied by other monkeys.

The couple met without knowing each other——

On the day of the fight between male monkeys, the monkey king gouged out his eyeball, causing one of his eyes to burst. Now he is half blind and can even walk crookedly. How can he recognize his wife who has become so skinny that she has lost her appearance...

The green tea monkey tried hard to get closer.

The male monkey pulled it open with force.

Disdain was revealed in his one eye. Whose annoying female monkey is this? Is she about to give birth? !

Why do you have to get close to me? I don’t want to be your scapegoat!

The little food we have at home is not enough for me to eat.

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