SFS Chapter 190: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (2)
Chapter 190: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (2)
The female monkey still had an expression of disbelief on her face until she was moved onto the shuttle bus and placed next to the driver's seat.
Dear Monkey Brother, he actually turned around and ran away just for two packs of scallion-flavored biscuits.
Their beautiful and pure love is so cheap? !
[Xiao Zeng, I'll take you here. Let's keep in touch. If the mother and daughter can't adapt to Mount Emei, you have to send them back to us in the same condition! I'll go back and see the male monkey. That bastard is so fierce in protecting his food. It may be difficult for him to find another wife as generous as him...]
Zeng Xiaolian covered her mouth with her hands and laughed secretly. She said goodbye to the staff who sent her out, got into the car quickly, and went to the parking lot outside the scenic area. She still had to drive on the mountain road for half an hour.
She gently patted the little monkey that was already asleep in her arms. How could she not be proud of herself as the mission was about to be completed?
Oddly enough, the monkeys on Mount Emei are so arrogant and domineering that tourists are terrified at the mere mention of them.
Look, in the past two years, most of the female monkeys in the tribe have been taken away by the monkey king. The other male monkeys can't get a wife, so they get angry and make trouble. When they fight, it's a big scene. The scene of more than 70 adult male monkeys jumping up and down is too beautiful...
All the staff and tour guides in charge of the mountain stepped back a dozen feet and did not dare to interfere.
There are 170 to 80 monkeys on a hill, and at most 20 female monkeys can be found. All of them are stamped by the monkey king and regarded as private property. No one is allowed to touch them, and anyone who tries to touch them will be beaten.
Now the Monkey King is in his prime. He can eat, sleep and defecate well. He is ferocious in fighting and would bite off his enemy's neck with one bite.
The birth of monkeys has not been delayed in recent years, but there are still more males than females.
What is worrying is not the scarcity of wealth but the inequality of wealth. This is applicable to both human society and monkey groups.
There are too few female monkeys of marriageable age, and many male monkeys who are unable to vent their passion become extremely gay when they play around, which is really a sight to behold.
The Management Bureau held an emergency meeting to discuss countermeasures. This was not a big deal. The length of the Monkey King's reign was uncertain, at least one or two years, and at most his entire prime period.
However, the presence of good friends all over the mountains is not conducive to ecological harmony, and it is also easy to teach bad things to the children among the tourists who are building their worldview...
The old leader of the management bureau risked his reputation and coordinated with the forestry bureaus and forest management bureaus of surrounding cities to explain the whole story, analyze the interests involved, and promised huge benefits in exchange for this opportunity for marriage.
The climatic conditions in Sichuan and Hunan are not much different, so I think this mother and daughter monkey should be able to adapt.
This shuttle bus was like a private car for the three of them. The driver turned on the heater and turned the steering wheel very fast.
The female monkey refused to stay in the cage and kept yelling or scratching.
Although the driver has been driving in the scenic area for seven or eight years, this is the first time he has driven a monkey.
[Beautiful lady, I heard that the monkeys on Mount Emei are all bad, will this mother and daughter be bullied if they go there? You guys have to keep an eye on them for us!]
Well, this is also an insider.
[Yeah, I know.]
Zeng Xiaolian's smile was somewhat forced and her face turned pale.
She was feeling a little sleepy, but when she heard the driver talking, she subconsciously answered yes.
Maybe it’s not sleepiness, it’s motion sickness…
Even if you wear a seat belt, people's bodies will still be thrown around when turning, including the driver himself.
Zeng Xiaolian was so envious of the little monkey sleeping in her arms, unaware of anything going on, who didn't have to suffer this.
There were still many sharp turns ahead. The road was so narrow that the two oncoming shuttle buses didn't slow down when they met, which scared Zeng Xiaolian away from her sleepiness.
The mother monkey struggled for a long time but no one paid any attention to her. She felt bored too, so she glanced at the baby monkey who was sleeping soundly, and closed her eyes and went to sleep too.
When the mother monkey woke up, she was still in the car, but it was a large off-road vehicle. The space was not as spacious as the shuttle bus, but there were a lot of fruits and dry food in the trunk.
The female monkey's eyes lit up, and without even asking the opinions of those sitting in front, she stretched out her arms to reach the nearest bunch of bananas, her saliva dripping as she tried.
[Squeak——]
Alas, I can’t see it anymore…
[Hey, baby monkey, you're awake. You're such a sleepyhead. It's almost dark... Are you hungry? Do you want to go to your mother for milk? ! ]
As soon as Zeng Xiaolian spoke, the driver who was concentrating on driving in front glanced back through the rearview mirror, and sure enough, he saw the little baby monkey wrapped tightly in her arms yawning loudly, which was so cute that it was deadly.
The female monkey who was eating a banana successfully felt guilty after being hit from behind. She turned around with her red buttocks facing the front, but her face was not red at all.
If you are not full, where is the milk? !
[Xiao Zeng, it was mentioned in the notes that Lao Fang sent us that this mother monkey had only fed the little monkey a few times. It seemed that this was her first time as a mother and she was not very experienced. Moreover, she disliked this little guy being in the way, so she diverted the monkey king's attention to other coquettish bitches. She would beat and scold him at any time and even wanted to find an excuse to throw him away... Otherwise, do you think a basket of fruit would make him agree?! ]
Little Monkey: (? ?д?)＜That’s too much!
Zeng Xiaolian: (─.─|||
The female monkey choked and shoved the remaining half of the banana into her throat, her eyes popping out: o(￣ヘ￣o＃)
[Is there any milk powder in the car? ]
The driver shook his head. He was a bachelor all his life, so how could he have milk powder in his car?
[I'll stop at the service station ahead. You can go buy some milk powder. The supermarket inside should have it for sale. Remember to get a receipt and ask the accountant to reimburse you later!]
[Squeak——]
Milk powder?! It's tasteless, I don't like it, I want to drink wine!
Is there any girl's red wine that I opened before marrying off my daughter? !
Zeng Xiaolian didn't pay any attention to the baby monkey stretching its arms and legs in her arms. She picked up her phone to look up recommendations for milk powder that a one-month-old baby monkey can eat.
Humans evolved from monkeys, so the milk powder that human babies eat should also be edible by baby monkeys, right?!
Those monkeys on Mount Emei who eat food fed by tourists indiscriminately and eat a lot every day seem to be fine. They must have strong resistance.
So, when they arrived at the service station, the driver held the little baby in his arms, not daring to use force, and looked clumsy.
Zeng Xiaolian got off the bus alone to buy milk powder.
The prices at the service station are more than twice as expensive as those in the city.
A can of the smallest quantity of Stage 1 infant formula costs three hundred and fifty yuan.
It’s sky-high, equivalent to twenty cups of milk tea…
According to the salesperson, you can only make less than ten cups at most.
Oh, the only consolation is that they gave me a super mini glass bottle with a soft nipple.
Zeng Xiaolian was shocked. She took some boiling water and washed it thoroughly. Fearing that the little monkey would be too hungry, she hurriedly made a large cup of water.
There were still some milk lumps at the bottom of the bottle that had not been washed away, forming a lump.
It was the kind auntie who was filling the bottle with hot water who reminded her to rub the bottle back and forth with her palms together to speed up the dissolution. She should never shake it up and down, as it would form bubbles and the baby would vomit after drinking it.
As soon as she got on the bus, Zeng Xiaolian felt cold and her clothes were soaked with sweat.
The newbie was in a hurry and made milk by feel, and didn't know how to test the temperature. Before putting on the nipple, he poured a mouthful of milk into his mouth from a distance, and it was so hot that he cried out...
After all the hard work, you're all sweaty...