SFS Chapter 316 Crazy
Chapter 316 Crazy
So Tang Yu spoke without thinking.
"Unexpectedly, there are such beautiful men in the world. Could it be that Your Excellency is Jiang Long Tian Zun?"
After hearing this beautiful man.
The old man who was still concentrating on combing his hair just now had a happy expression on his face, and pretended to be calm.
"Unexpectedly, the old man hides so deeply that you can see it. Who are you? How do you know that the old man is the descendant of Long Tian Zun?"
"It's so easy to recognize you. You are like a firefly in the night, a black bear in the snow, and your rejoicing hair is absolutely amazing."
While talking, Tang Yu gave his hand two poohs, pretending to help the old man grab his hair and style his hairstyle.
Old man He laughed twice and then rolled over and jumped off the bed.
He looked wary and said: "Of course I know that I am extremely handsome, so don't use these things to get close. Tell the truth, what is the purpose of getting close to me?"
See him so vigilant.
Tang Yu clapped his hands and praised: "As expected of Jiang Long Tianzun, I haven't seen you for many years and you are still so vigilant. No wonder you were able to keep pace with me in the organization back then!"
"Organization? Which organization?"
A trace of confusion flashed across Old Man He's face.
"Don't continue to play dumb with me. Have you forgotten about fighting side by side in 1999? The boss did say that we should keep it a secret, but now the secrecy period is over."
Tang Yu said with a serious face.
The old man who just came back to his senses immediately made two oohs, clasped his fists at Tang Yu and said.
"I didn't expect to be a comrade who survived the battle of the God Slaughter. I don't know who you are?"
"I am Fuhu Tianzun. Back then, I assisted my senior in cutting down countless gods. After that battle, senior, you were too injured and lost a lot of memory. How is your recovery now?"
Tang Yu said excitedly.
"Amount...a part of it has recovered."
Old man He was a little confused, but he felt from the bottom of his heart that this was true, and he finally met someone of the same kind.
He just said that he has done a lot of great things.
But the monster in the hospital didn't believe him, and said he was insane and asked him to open his mouth to take medicine.
"By the way, brother, you came to me this time because the organization has any tasks to arrange?"
After approving Tang Yu, Old Man He immediately ran to Tang Yu's side and asked mysteriously.
Tang Yu smiled bitterly and said, "I was arrested and they said I was insane."
"Fart, they are crazy. They don't know how much we have paid for this world."
Old man He immediately jumped and scolded.
"Old He, it's time for you to take the medicine."
Just then, a nurse came in with medicine and a glass of water.
This nurse sister is not to say that she looks like a fish and a wild goose, but at least she is big and round.
Of course, if you work in a place like a mental hospital, you can't do it without a little strength.
Hearing the words of taking medicine, old man He immediately got into bed and hid himself and shouted.
"I don't eat, I am the descendant of Long Tianzun, the guardian who secretly protects this world, you monster don't want to harm me!"
The nurse has gotten used to it, and draws a cross on the medical record with a pen, which means that there is no improvement and the treatment needs to be continued.
Then she looked at Tang Yu and asked, "Are you his family?"
"It's a comrade in arms fighting side by side, so let me handle it here."
Tang Yu stretched out his hand to signal the nurse to give him the medicine, and help her feed himself.
After staring at Tang Yu's face for a few more times, the nurse blushed and handed the medicine to Tang Yu and instructed.
"Be sure to let him take it on time."
After the nurse left, old man He came out from under the bed in disgrace.
"These people are really crazy. They keep me here and make me eat this thing every day. This stuff is worse than shit."
"Have you ever eaten shit?"
Tang Yu said in shock.
"Of course, I'm dignifiedly descending to the Long Tian Zun, is there anything I dare not do?"
Old man He said arrogantly with his hands behind his back.
"It's worthy of being the descendant of Long Tian Zun, who easily did what others couldn't."
Tang Yu gave a thumbs up, squeezed the medicine in his hand and said, "In this case, I will take this medicine on your behalf today."
After finishing speaking, Tang Yu took the medicine and pretended to swallow it deliberately.
After seeing Tang Yu helping himself to take the medicine without changing his face.
The old man suddenly admired him a little more, and felt that this Fuhu Tianzun was too capable.
After taking the medicine, Tang Yu sighed deeply.
"Senior, you have paid so much for this world, but you are trapped here. It is really the world's blind eyes."
"It doesn't matter, you and I walk together on the avenue, why should we care about the eyes of the world?"
Old man He said seriously, remembering the scene of the two fighting side by side to kill the gods.
Seeing that the atmosphere is almost ready.
Tang Yu said slowly: "If you can hear such a sentence, it doesn't matter if you are misunderstood by the world. If seniors don't give up, how about you and I becoming brothers today?"
"Okay, okay."
Old man He jumped up excitedly and said, "Now sworn obeisance, um...why did you do obeisance? I was sealed by three thousand gods together back then, and I just lost this memory."
"It's okay, I'll teach you."
Tang Yu chuckled, and immediately taught the old guy the process of sworn brothers.
Of course, he omitted some troublesome parts.
For example, beheading a chicken head or something, this is a mental hospital, where can I find a chicken?
Then the lines were slightly modified.
Removed not asking for the same year, the same month and the same day, but asking for the same year, the same month, the same day of death.
After all, no matter how you look at it, this old guy must be in his sixties or seventies.
After talking about the process of kneeling and shouting lines, Tang Yu found two disposable cups and said: "The next step is the last step, and it is also the most important process."
"What is it?"
Old man He asked excitedly.
"Eat shit!"
Tang Yu took out a small bottle prepared in advance from his bosom in awe-inspiring manner.
There is a black viscous liquid in the bottle, which is high-end imported chocolate sauce. It cost him more than two thousand to buy such a small bottle.
After squeezing the chocolate sauce into two disposable cups.
Tang Yu said righteously: "This is the purest black shit, you and my brother will eat this thing to show our sincerity and prove that you and I dare to eat shit for our brother's sake!"
Old man He swallowed, his expression somewhat nervous and guilty.
Before, I bragged to this Fuhu Tianzun brother that I had eaten shit.
That's fake.
But when he saw Tang Yu eat up the black stuff in the cup in one go.
Suddenly his heart was full of pride, and he shouted: "You are a good brother if you dare to eat shit!"
After shouting, he followed Tang Yu's example and drank it down in one gulp.
Then, he found out why this shit is delicious? Sweet and smooth but not greasy.
After smacking his mouth, he looked at Tang Yu eagerly and said, "Brother, why is your shit so delicious?"
"That's because we had the guts and determination to make shit delicious!"
Tang Yu shouted with a smile after putting away the remaining half bottle of chocolate sauce.
"Brother, since we have completed our sworn vows, I will take my leave, and I have to go to perform the task of the bureau."
"Okay, okay, hurry up and protect the world, and when I recover, you and I, brothers, will fight side by side!"
Old man He nodded heavily.
After leaving the ward, Tang Yu showed a satisfied and lascivious smile.
Didn't Ye Qiu come to recruit old man He as his thug?
He wanted to see how Ye Qiu would abduct old man He tomorrow.
After going down the stairs to the second floor, Tang Yu suddenly heard an exclamation from the nearby bathroom.
He walked over curiously, only to find that two nurses were looking at a patient with a broken expression.
The patient was lying on the edge of the pit like a dog.
Holding Rexiang with his hands and stuffing it into his mouth.
He yelled while eating: "Rethink! We need to reflect! Why do gringos hate Chinese people! It must be because we haven't reflected enough!"
"Fuck, what's wrong with this guy?"
After seeing this disgusting scene, the chocolate sauce in Tang Yu's mouth was no longer sweet.
"Oh, I don't know. A lot of new patients have suddenly come to the hospital recently. They eat shit and reflect on themselves every day."
The nurse sighed helplessly.
ps: The update is late, I reflect on it hahahaha