SFS Chapter 325: If you are sick, you need treatment!
Chapter 325: If you are sick, you need treatment!
I just relied on my good memory and secretly brushed up on my knowledge of mahjong while pretending to go back to my room to get the mahjong.
But time is limited after all, and this national quintessence of culture is profound and extensive.
So after Shishi briefly introduced the name of each card and the combination playing method, he got stuck.
Shishi felt a little guilty, but she still opened her almond-shaped eyes, which seemed to be able to speak, and looked at everyone present with anticipation.
Those almond-shaped eyes, filled with expectation, seemed to be asking:
Did you all understand?
Have you learned it?
It’s a pity that what responded to the corpse were pairs of confused eyes that seemed to understand but not quite understand.
"Your Highness, how do you calculate the dice?"
"Your Highness, what's the difference between what you're talking about, 'touching the bean' and 'eating the bean'?"
"Your Highness, could you please explain more about what it means to be in a dilemma?"
"Your Highness..."
After a moment of silence, Shishi was caught off guard by the questions that came one after another from everyone.
The unskilled corpse could only scratch his head in embarrassment, and then... run away to pee.
"Ahahaha~ I have to pee urgently, I'll go to the toilet first and tell you when I come back~"
Since Shishi had been to the Duke of Huguo's Mansion before, he was familiar with the location of the palace's private rooms.
He shook off the servants who wanted to follow him and serve him, and trotted into the bathroom. As expected, the corpse was secretly cramming his knowledge of the quintessence of Chinese culture.
Anyone who sees this will surely praise the man for being diligent and studious!
but.......
If he had put this energy into studying serious knowledge, why would he still be an illiterate?
The people who were left in the hall were all filled with curiosity and confusion about mahjong, so no one paid attention to the little girl's rude remarks just now.
Fortunately, mahjong and leaf cards are similar in nature. When Shishi ran to the toilet seven or eight times in a row, everyone couldn't help but start to wonder if this little girl had kidney problems at such a young age.
The ladies finally understood the general rules of mahjong.
Then, from the front hall of the Duke of Huguo's mansion, bursts of clattering and clattering were heard.
It is noisy and clamorous, but inexplicably clear and pleasant, making people feel extremely relaxed and happy when listening to it.
Especially the four instigators at the card table, their lips were curled up to the sky.
It's a pity that this joy disappeared without a trace in just half a cup of tea as the game progressed.
"A...cake?"
"Pass."
"Passed~"
"Pass~~"
.......
The tune became longer and longer.
Those who knew thought they were playing mahjong, while those who didn’t thought they were having a frog party.
It can be heard that this first lap was very difficult and intense.
And what about Shi, the dog-headed military advisor?
Hmm... uh... (⊙o⊙)...
I can’t help you, I can’t help you~
It's okay to talk about it, but when it comes to real play, the corpse is even more confused than these native ancient people.
Fortunately, the people at the card table at this moment are all the mistresses of each mansion, and naturally there are few of them who are stupid.
After a few bumpy rounds of playing cards, good news came.
"Hey~~ Am I kidding?"
This hesitation was mixed with an exclamation of joy, which sounded rather abrupt on this somewhat dull and listless card table.
One word stirred up a thousand waves.
All those who had frowned before suddenly looked at the person who spoke... and the cards in front of them with shining eyes.
There was no jealousy or anger in everyone's eyes, only envy and curiosity about the legendary winning hand.
Seeing this, the person who spoke did not hesitate, raised his hand and overturned the cards in front of him onto the table.
Everyone looked intently, and some couldn't help but count the cards out loud.
"One pair, two pairs, five pairs."
"Yes, there's still a minute."
"Ah~ Madam General, you're really lucky! You must have touched yourself!"
The lady known as the General's Wife had a well-maintained and pretty face that was filled with an expression of complacency and joy.
But he still waved his hand modestly:
"Hey~ Sorry for making fun of me, I'm just lucky..." that's all.
Before she could finish her modesty, the Lady Protector of the Country, whose eyes were fixed on the cards with a look of growing suspicion, suddenly said something like a bolt of thunder:
"Thirteen? Doesn't it take fourteen to win the hand? Isn't that called cheating?"
"what?"
The general's wife was stunned, and subconsciously looked at the corpse with blank and helpless eyes.
The rest of the people also looked at the corpse eagerly.
It was as if he was waiting for this military advisor to give the most fair, just and accurate judgment.
Corpse:.......
The corpse first scratched its head tactically, then covered its stomach and clamped its legs together smoothly.
With his two X-shaped legs, he ran away quickly with a step that didn't recognize anyone, and he didn't forget to look back and explain:
"Ouch! Oops, I need to go to the toilet first~"
Looking at the little girl who was twisting her body in a very strange posture and running away, everyone in the room turned around and looked at each other in confusion, wanting to say something but stopping themselves.
After a moment of silence, someone finally couldn't help but ask.
"This little prince, but...but...is he ill?"
All those present were wives of officials, and they had intentionally concealed the fact that the emperor was kicked.
But there is no impenetrable wall in the world, not to mention that it happened in front of so many people, how could there not be a few people who couldn't hold back their chatter?
So when these words were spoken, everyone immediately remembered the explanation the emperor gave after being kicked.
The girl from the Sang family is ill...
I thought this was just an excuse for the emperor to cover up and condone, but who would have thought it was true!
"How about getting a doctor to take a look?"
"Look at what you're saying. How can a young lady like you, a young princess, show up in public with such a hidden illness?"
"Yes, yes, if any news leaks out and ruins the young prince's reputation, we will be blamed.
But, hey~ isn’t the Duke’s wife quite familiar with the young prince’s family?
If that doesn't work, please help persuade the elders in his family.
If you are sick, you can get a doctor!"
Upon hearing this, the wife of the Duke of Protectorate frowned and thought for a moment, then nodded slightly as if thinking about something.
Indeed, I had never heard that the little girl and her family were seeking medical treatment before.
I guess the farmers are a little reluctant to see doctors?
But the little girl is still young, and if she is sick she should be treated early, maybe she can still be saved.
Now, Shishi, who was trying hard to acquire knowledge in the toilet, didn’t know that today was another day when his reputation would be damaged.
Otherwise, people should do less evil.
This is a causal boomerang~
It always comes back to you accurately.
Although their reputation was damaged, fortunately, after Shishi's busy work in the toilet for half a day, the four people at the table and the onlookers finally got into the game and gradually realized the charm and fun of mahjong.
All the efforts and sacrifices were not in vain.
Several ladies who came to visit were so addicted to playing mahjong that they took turns playing it.
I forgot the time, the purpose of my visit, and even who my husband was.