SFS Chapter 597: Mom is about to be hooked into a black carp!
Chapter 597: Mom is about to be hooked into a black carp!
Sure enough, Chen Mu’s guess was correct.
Tian Shihan said, "We had a plan before, which was to go back to the present and help your dad defeat Little Green Tea and win back Mom's heart from Little Green Tea.
But now it seems that this plan is too late.
Your dad...I'd rather call him uncle."
Just now, Tian Shihan played a little trick. After saying "your dad", the next "your mom" was changed to "mom".
However, Tian Shihan was too naive to play such tricks on Boss Chen, and Chen Mu saw through her at a glance.
In order not to offend Chen Mu, Tian Shihan immediately changed her words and continued:
"Uncle's offensive power is too weak, and he is no match for Little Green Tea. If we want to assist Uncle, it will take at least several months to be effective.
A few months is enough time for the little green tea girl to win over the aunt.
So we have to change the plan, and this time we have to come up with the most effective plan!
Chen Mu, you need to defeat that little green tea girl on your dad's behalf!
First, win back Auntie's heart from Little Green Tea. Once you've defeated Little Green Tea, you can retire and leave the rest to Uncle.
Chen Mu's eyes widened. What was Tian Shihan saying? Chen Mu understood every word, but when they were put together, Chen Mu couldn't understand it.
Very niche text.
Chen Mu tried hard to understand what Tian Shihan meant. He squeezed out a few words from between his teeth:
"So, you're asking me to... chase my mom?"
Tian Shihan's plan is explosive from any perspective.
Chen Mu was very sure that he was a normal person. He would never pursue his mother.
Seeing Chen Mu's hesitation, Tian Shihan immediately walked over with a look of disappointment and put her hands on Chen Mu's shoulders.
"Chen Mu! What are you still hesitating about? That little green tea girl's attack is so fierce, don't you see it yet?
Under the attack of the little green tea, the aunt is about to be caught as a black carp!
If we keep doing this, Auntie will be fished out of the pond and we'll be finished."
"Uh..." Chen Mu felt something was strange, but he seemed unable to refute it.
Is my mom going to be caught as a black carp?
What an outrageous description.
Tian Shihan sighed in frustration and patiently explained:
"I can't say you should chase your mother. I'm not saying you should live with your mother forever. The word 'chase' isn't accurate.
To put it bluntly, it's just to defeat the little green tea.
After we get rid of the little green tea, we will go back to the future and everything else will be back on track.
This isn't a solution, otherwise, without resorting to force, we wouldn't be able to do anything to Little Green Tea."
Chen Mu did not answer, but lowered his head in thought.
After thinking for a long time, Chen Mu suddenly realized that what Tian Shihan said seemed... to make some sense.
Apart from this explosive plan, if Chen Mu really had to come up with a plan, he actually had no other good solution.
"So, tell me, how should I 'chase' my mom? I can't do anything too explosive, and I won't have any physical contact. You know I'm a normal person."
Chen Mu reminded again and again.
"Let me think about it. Don't worry, I have a lot of experience. I can definitely get a girl like Auntie."
Tian Shihan patted her chest and promised.
For the next half hour, Tian Shihan kept writing and drawing on the blackboard.
Looking at Tian Shihan's serious look, Chen Mu felt less confident.
This guy seems unreliable, so why is he so serious about planning? He doesn't seem to be joking at all.
Finally, after revising her drawing for half an hour, Tian Shihan put down the chalk in her hand and looked at Chen Mu seriously.
"I think I know what to do."
"I'd like to hear the details." Chen Mu wanted to hear Tian Shihan's plan with a nervous heart.
Tian Shihan patted his chest and promised solemnly:
"Don't worry, as long as you use my method and wave the fishing rod in your hand, I guarantee that you can catch your mother as a black bass."
"Stop, stop, stop using these weird metaphors. Let's get down to business."
"For a girl your age, do you know what kind of men you are most vulnerable to?"
"what?"
"The overbearing type. Ever heard of a domineering CEO?"
Chen Mu's body trembled when he heard this, and the expression on his face was three parts shock, three parts despair, three parts expectation and one part frustration.
As expected, this little girl was hooked on the domineering CEO novel. She was using me as a guinea pig to test her love philosophy.
"You mean, let me pretend to be a domineering president?" Chen Mu's mouth twitched slightly.
Tian Shihan shook her finger, "NoNoNo~ This is a school, and a military academy with Gui Zun in charge, where does this overbearing CEO come from?
The domineering president I'm talking about wants you to absorb his core!
What is the core of a domineering president? Generosity, eye-catching, and contrasting.
Girls of this age group are more or less vain. Just imagine, having a generous boyfriend following you would be a huge honor.
The domineering CEO's actions are not ordinary logic, and what he does can attract many people's attention. Is his face up again?
Finally, there is the contrast: such an excellent person, cold to others, but madly in love with me.
Which woman can refuse such a perfect man? "
As she spoke, stars almost appeared in Tian Shihan's eyes.
Chen Mu really wanted to say, sister, can you really represent girls of this age group? These preferences you mentioned, aren't they all what you like?
"So... what do you want me to do?" Chen Mu no longer had any hope. He just wanted to know how outrageous Tian Shihan's next idea would be.
Tian Shihan smiled confidently and asked Chen Mudao, "Do you know what is the most important thing for a domineering CEO?"
"rich?"
"Wrong! It's about the appearance. The appearance of a domineering CEO must be shocking enough and eye-catching enough." Tian Shihan said clearly:
"So your appearance must be shocking enough. But not too shocking, otherwise it will attract the attention of that mysterious Gui Zun."
Chen Mu raised his eyebrows slightly, "Then what do you think, how should I make my debut?"
"I've thought it all out for you. I imagined fifty possible scenarios, rejected forty-nine of them, and finally kept only the most plausible one.
That is the cafeteria at breakfast time!"
Chen Mu:? ? ?
"Think about it, we're running out of time, so the sooner we get out, the better. This morning's breakfast time is the best time to go out.
Xiaolucha no longer delivers breakfast, so I go to the cafeteria with my aunt every morning to eat.
So, a chance encounter in the cafeteria at breakfast time was the perfect time to make an appearance! It was natural, reasonable, and not awkward.