Chapter 645 Ah Yun, Be a Human Being
Chapter 645 Ah Yun, Be a Human Being
"Remove scars?" Wang Ling had messy hair and a confused expression.
He felt as if he was still half asleep. How could Brother Yun ask him for scar removal medicine?
Wang Ling still remembered the first time he saw Xiao Yun injured. He worriedly brought scar-removing medicine and asked him to apply it every day, but Xiao Yun found it troublesome and threw the medicine back.
Xiao Yun said that scars are a man’s medal, and he doesn’t care at all whether he has scars on his body.
And now, he took the initiative to ask for it, and he wanted the best effect and the fastest effect, which was simply unbelievable.
Wang Ling rubbed his hair, yawned, and got up from the bed. He found a tube of medicine and handed it to Xiao Yun.
"Apply it once a day, morning and night, consistently. It's very effective for new scars. It won't be very effective for your gunshot wound, though."
Xiao Yun held the ointment between his slender fingers as he read the instructions. Upon hearing this, he looked up at Wang Ling and asked, "How do I remove the scar from the gunshot wound?"
"It'll require surgery." Wang Ling rubbed his eyes and said it perfunctorily. He knew that Yi Yan's personality would definitely not allow him to undergo repair surgery for a scar.
The next second, Xiao Yun said, "Please make an appointment for surgery for me."
"Huh?" Wang Ling's sleepiness was completely shaken off, and he looked at him in disbelief: "Are you serious?"
"Is there any problem?" Xiao Yun glanced at him indifferently.
Wang Ling shook his head like a rattle. "It's fine for others to say that, but it's a big deal when you say that. You're Xiao Yun, that's not something you'd say!"
Xiao Yun clenched his fist to his lips and coughed lightly, half distressed and half sweet: "Shen Lan doesn't like me having scars."
Wang Ling was numb. Love was such a scary thing. It could make people become unlike themselves. It was horrible.
He looked at Xiao Yun, and suddenly his eyes paused: "Brother Yun, I remember you didn't wear this shirt when you went out this morning..."
Before he finished speaking, the old lady's exclamation came from the door: "Ah Yun!"
She walked in with a cane, not forgetting to close the door to prevent anyone from eavesdropping. She came to Xiao Yun in one breath, her eyes fixed on his shirt.
"The shirt is definitely not the one I wore this morning." She thought of something and frowned, "Could it be that... How could you be like this? Can't you just be more pure in love? You're always thinking about that kind of thing, even confessing..."
"Grandma, stop, stop." Xiao Yun made a silent gesture, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "What are you thinking? I was injured, and my clothes were stained with blood, so..."
Before he could finish his words, Madam Xiao and Wang Ling's expressions changed.
Xiao Yun thought they were worried about his injuries, so he explained, "The bleeding has stopped now. It's just a small cut from the knife. It doesn't hurt, and it won't affect my daily life."
The more he explained, the weirder their expressions became.
Wang Ling stood beside the old lady, his eyes quizzical. After a long pause, he managed to utter two words: "Beast!"
Madam Xiao said with a serious face, "Did you force yourself? Was the wound caused by Nian Nian? You deserve it. Who told you not to confess your feelings properly and actually wanted to bully the girl?"
Xiao Yun was speechless: "What are you thinking? Am I that kind of person?"
"You gave Shen Lan a fever before, and she came to me for treatment in the middle of the night..." Wang Ling said, and quickly covered his mouth.
Damn it, I was so sleepy that I forgot the old lady was still next to me, and I just blurted it out so fluently.
The old lady looked at Xiao Yun with astonishment, then at Wang Ling, as if she had not expected her grandson to do such a beastly thing.
She had a complicated expression, her brows furrowed, and she hesitated to speak. "Grandma knows you've been single for twenty-eight years, and it's your first time meeting a girl you like and you can't control yourself, but at least... you can't..."
Xiao Yun glared at Wang Ling and explained, "Grandma, don't listen to his nonsense. That was an accident."
"So this is really the case?!" The old lady patted his shoulder and sighed, "Ah Yun, be a human being."
Xiao Yun's breath was stuck in his throat, and a rare expression of frustration appeared on his handsome face.
"Grandma, it's not what you think."
"Then let me ask you." The old lady looked up at him and asked, "Did you succeed in your confession?"
Xiao Yun's expression froze: "I'm not going there to confess this time."
"Holding flowers and expressing love is a confession of love."
Xiao Yun thought about it carefully: "That's a confession."
"Did Nian Nian agree to date you?"
Xiao Yun shook his head: "No, but..."
"That's all." The old lady didn't give him a chance to continue. She said earnestly, "Don't dwell on that every day. The more pure you are, the higher your chances of success. We're human beings in love, not animals mating."
Xiao Yun was too lazy to explain and just nodded at whatever the old man said.
After sending the old lady away, Xiao Yun looked at Wang Ling, his eyes narrowed dangerously.
Wang Ling shrank his neck, smiled ingratiatingly, and slapped himself on the mouth with a fawning look on his face: "Look at my stupid mouth, Brother Yun, I didn't mean it. I was just sleepy."
After being thrown to the ground by Xiao Yun, Wang Ling hurriedly shouted, "Brother Yun, your wound, your wound, if it is torn too much, it will leave scars, and even surgery can't remove them."
This sentence successfully stopped Xiao Yun's violence, and Wang Ling showed an expression of having survived a disaster.
There was a knock on the door and Liu Lin poked his head in.
Wang Ling hurriedly said, "Liu Lin, you need to talk to Brother Yun about something, right? Quick, take him to the study to talk."
Liu Lin glanced at Wang Ling, then looked at Xiao Yun, whose expression was icy, and smiled elegantly and cheerfully: "Mr. Xiao, please continue. I'm not in a hurry."
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