SFS Chapter 84 Tao Tao Connects Again
Chapter 84 Tao Tao Connects Again
Shu Hua put on an inscrutable expression again, but this time she spoke normally, only her voice was slightly lower, "No, I said I wouldn't punish you, and I won't!"
[Wow, the scene changes so fast, from Journey to the West to Cultivation of Immortality!]
These two are somewhat similar, aren't they?
Once you've cultivated to the upper realm, you can descend to the mortal world to retrieve the scriptures and eventually become a Buddha!
[…My life plans are keeping me very busy!]
You know how to loop and restart!
[As expected, the artist was completely bewildered by the special effects!]
[Black Cleaver played a crucial role in this play.]
[Black Cleaver Shard: ...She won't block me, will she?]
[Life is but a dream: You even know this? Impressive.]
[Life is but a dream: Ask He Shao, he has experience.]
[Idle Clouds and Wild Cranes: ...Can't you remember the good things I did for you?]
[Idle Clouds and Wild Cranes: It's okay... If you've been blocked, you can plead for them offline.]
[Black Cleaver Shard: Okay.]
The entire process unfolded as Xiao Lu attempted to seize power, Shu Hua held her ground, Xian Yin defended herself fiercely, and Feng Yin blindly echoed her junior.
Little Deer: "Hua Bao, you're not cute anymore. Why won't you listen to reason?"
Shu Hua looked at the deer with a mischievous smile. "Deer, watch your words!"
There will be punishment later, and I won't give up this time.
The little deer looked terrified and quickly covered its mouth, vividly demonstrating: "You dead mouth, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Thinking of the punishments Shu Hua had received before, Xiao Lu quickly muted her microphone and started campaigning for votes. If she could get second place, she wouldn't have to be punished.
As for medical expenses...
It's okay, I'll earn it back next time I have the chance.
When people have goals to strive for, their motivation to act improves.
Xiao Lu actually managed to steal the tower in the end, surpassing Xian Yin to become the second place.
The PK is over!
Shu Hua came in first place, Xiao Lu second place, Xian Yin third place, and Feng Yin fourth place.
Upon seeing that she had come in second place, Xiao Lu jumped up and down, turned on her microphone, and started cheering, "Hahaha! I'm second, no punishment needed!"
Hahahahahaha!
"Hua Bao, hurry up and tell me your punishment!"
Xianyin looked at Xiaolu speechlessly, "Xiaolu...you..."
Forget it, he should worry about Shu Hua's punishment first.
The punishment for this person is unpredictable.
Just like blind boxes, they come in two versions: the human version and the hell version.
I hope that Shu Hua will continue on the path of merit and bring forth a human version.
Feng Yin has limited knowledge of Shu Hua; for now, she only thinks of him as an interesting child.
But if Xiaolu and Xianyin are familiar with each other, the punishment shouldn't be too difficult.
Shu Hua glanced at the camera lens, a hint of provocation in her eyes, and said, "Hmm, I've decided on a punishment."
This is perfect for two music experts like you.
That is…
Shu Hua dragged out the sound again, but just like last time, she didn't have enough breath and soon fell silent.
For some reason, the person started laughing first.
Hearing the laughter, the little deer was excited and gloating.
Xianyin closed her eyes; today was probably the hellish version.
After laughing for a few seconds, Shu Hua spoke again, "It's just... I'll sing a song, and you two will harmonize with me."
Harmony must be sung throughout!
Tsurune: "What?!"
Feng Yin: "Hmm... Shu Hua, this harmony is usually not used throughout the entire piece, otherwise there will be no sense of layering."
I suggest starting to gradually build up the harmonies from the first chorus onwards.
It will enhance the overall depth and complexity of the piece.
While Fengyin was still seriously discussing the rationality of harmony, Xianyin had already closed her eyes tightly and even added her hands.
He really didn't want to open his eyes.
When Xiaolu heard Shu Hua's punishment, she was stunned for a second, and then burst into extremely arrogant laughter, "Hahahahahahahahahaha."
Halfway through her laughter, Xiao Lu suddenly seemed to remember something, and her rampant laughter abruptly stopped. She even let out a soft hiccup. "Wait, do I need to listen to your singing?"
Should I go first?
To Xiao Lu, Shu Hua's singing voice was quite terrifying.
She couldn't tell that she was singing off-key, but she could tell that Shu Hua's singing was really bad!
The two tone-deaf people just kept disliking each other.
[Oh no! My ears! My ears! What did they do wrong?!]
[Panic.jpg, I still couldn't escape the hell of Huazai's singing?! I thought I was safe after the PK was over! I was so naive!]
[Is Teacher Xianyin closing her eyes to enter a meditative state of spiritual liberation beforehand?]
Is this useful?
[It's obvious that it's useless against Hua Zai's singing; we feel sorry for them for a second!]
【Teacher Fengyin! Run! Stop studying harmony! Hell is ahead!】
[Revenge! This is definitely revenge!]
[Shu, holding a grudge, is back online! The grudge from the balloon effect is finally settled!]
[Same question as Lu Han: What did we, the audience, do wrong? Do we have to listen too?]
[Don't let the little deer run away! We'll die together! The live stream can't be without the atmosphere-creating leader!]
[Little Deer: Smile gradually disappears.jpg It only takes a second to go from gloating to empathy!]
[Is Teacher Fengyin still pondering the layering of choruses? He has no idea which galaxy the "Painting Melody" can possibly appeal to!]
[Feng Yin: Harmony? No problem! Shu Hua: Singing? No problem! Audience: Absolutely a problem!]
[Fengyin is so naive, still thinking about the artistic effect. She's probably going to start questioning her existence soon!]
[We suggest that Fengyin wear headphones and only use her own microphone... otherwise her career may be severely damaged!]
[A thought-provoking question: Given the free-flowing, soaring tone of painting, can those two really harmonize?]
[Harmony? Forget about it! This will be the most challenging atonal improvisation of both teachers' careers!]
This isn't just a harmony test; it's the ultimate test of the two musicians' willpower and endurance!
[Most Miserable Working-Class Personnel of the Year: String Sound & Wind Whisper (Forced to Participate in Musical Performance Art)]
[Hahahaha, it's so sad but I can't help but laugh!]
[Let's get started! I'm ready to record! This will be a moment that goes down in the history of live streaming!]
【Merit - 1 - 1 - 1 - 1...】
Just when the whole world was in trouble, Shu Hua had already found a song to sing and confidently turned on the accompaniment.
Yes, this time it's not the original vocals, but the instrumental version!
Shu Hua: "Alright, snap out of it."
Get ready for harmony.
Okay, you're a professional in this field, so I'll listen to you.
The harmony begins with the first chorus.
The prelude is about to end.
Shu Hua cleared her throat, her face radiating a confident glow of "I'm a singing goddess, who's afraid of me?" She smiled sweetly at the camera: "Everyone's ready, I'm about to begin!"
Before the words were even finished, a lyric had already galloped off like a wild horse, heading towards a completely unexpected vocal range.
As the first note faded, Feng Yin, who had been calm and composed all day, revealed an emotional fluctuation for the first time in front of the camera, with an expression that could be described as "pupils dilating in shock".
His expression was a mixture of shock, confusion, and a hint of bewilderment, as if wondering, "Am I having a nightmare?"
Before you know it, the chorus begins. Shu Hua's melody is like a rocket, soaring through the atmosphere and flying freely in the vast universe, completely oblivious to Earth's coordinates.
She sang with such passion and abandon that she even took a moment to give the two "harmony partners" next to her a cool "keep up" gesture.
String Sound and Wind Chant exchanged a glance, both seeing deep despair and the despair of "this job is impossible" in each other's eyes.
With a heavy heart, the two tried to begin harmonizing according to the harmonious intervals of the original song.
However, when the professional and beautiful harmonies collide with Shu Hua's free-spirited and unrestrained "magical voice", it's a different story.
Instead of creating a beautiful resonance, it produced a bizarre and distorted feeling, comparable to scratching a blackboard with a fingernail, so out of place that it made you want to dig your toes into the ground.
Xianyin gestured to Fengyin, indicating that this was too strange and they should find Shuhua's voice instead.
Feng Yin nodded painfully; he thought so too.
Xianyin frowned, her head swaying left and right to follow Shuhua's singing, as if chasing a fast-moving but unseen target.
He tried to hum a note, but as soon as he got close, Shu Hua's tune slipped away like an eel.
Feng Yin adopted the rigorous attitude of conducting scientific research, his brows furrowed, his fingers unconsciously tracing the famous musical scale in the air, trying to locate it with his proud perfect pitch sense.
"C sharp? No, it sounds like D flat... Is this... Is this Schrödinger's melody?"
After trying for a long time, he discovered that Shu Hua's melody was not on any point of the twelve-tone equal temperament, but was freely wandering in some mysterious and unpredictable other-dimensional space.
Thus, a spectacular "Hell Trio" unfolded in the live stream:
Shu Hua: Completely immersed in her own musical universe, she sang off-key with a straight face, nodding and swaying her head, as happy as a bird that had escaped its cage.
Xianyin: His facial expressions gradually spiraled out of control, from trying hard to suppress a laugh to his face contorting into a grimace, and then to utter despair. His voice oscillated between "failing to find the right pitch" and "simply giving up and yelling along."
Feng Yin's face bore the philosophical questions: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?" His harmonies came and went, intermittent and filled with confusion and self-doubt. Occasionally, he would force out a note that he thought was close to the mark, only to be swayed a hundred and eight thousand miles away by Shu Hua's demonic voice the next second.
The world where only Shu Hua is happy was so simply achieved with a song.
[Help!!! My ears!!! Someone please save this child!!!]
[Hahahaha, I screenshotted Feng Yin's expression! The most shocked face of the year!]
[String Sound: I've cracked.JPG Wind Whisper: I'm shattered.GIF]
Three people, three worlds, three different tunes—absolutely stunning! A hellish audio-visual feast!
[Shu Hua: Sing happily! String Sound & Wind Whisper: Live a painful life! Audience: Painful yet joyful!]
[This isn't harmony; this is a scene of tribulation for the strings and the wind! Shu Hua is their heavenly tribulation!]
The very long song finally came to an end, and in the entire live broadcast room, only Shu Hua seemed to want more.
She felt that if she sang it again now, she would definitely be able to perform even better.
Shu Hua looked at the deer, who had somehow covered its ears with its fingers. "Little deer, what are you doing?"
Although the deer plugged its ears with its fingers, it wasn't completely soundproof; it could still hear some sounds.
She had never heard this song before. Although the music was gone, she was afraid of a comeback, so she plugged her ears.
Now, I could vaguely hear Shu Hua's voice, and that confirmed that the indescribable song had come to an end.
Xiao Lu is now filled with regret. She shouldn't have hesitated or been curious.
They should have just paid the medical expenses and left.
I'm willing to pay any price for a pair of unheard-of ears.
Xiao Lu chuckled at Shu Hua, "Baby, you really have no idea how good your singing is!"
Because her emotions were too complex and the singing too beautiful, Xiao Lu forgot to use polite language for a moment.
Shu Hua: "..."
She... thought it was alright? It's just that she didn't seem to hear much harmony from the strings and the wind.
Could it be a problem with the equipment?
Could it be that she was singing too passionately?
Both Xianyin and Fengyin had expressions of relief, as if the matter was finally over.
Shu Hua originally wanted to ask the other two for their approval, but she saw their faces filled with despair.
She scratched her face somewhat awkwardly, though she had a mischievous streak when she decided on this punishment.
But all she imagined was a bit of entertainment value.
But now look at the expressions on the three people's faces, and the comments section.
Well, it seems the show went a bit too far for the sake of entertainment.
Shu Hua laughed twice, "Then today... thank you both for your hard work."
Xiao Lu will provide the medical expenses.
"Shall I hang up now?"
The little deer waved its hand impatiently, "You'd better hurry up and leave~"
Shu Hua: "Hey, if that's what you're saying, then I'm not leaving."
When Xianyin heard that Shuhua wasn't planning to leave, she quickly said, "No, it's just that Xiaolu can't speak. Please, please go ahead."
Shu Hua crossed her arms with a touch of arrogance, "Hmph, you all dislike it so much, then I'll just have to..."
"Huh? I haven't finished performing yet, why did it stop?" Shu Hua looked at her suddenly enlarged live stream room with a puzzled expression.
Meanwhile, in the live stream room of the three people who were still connected.
Xiaolu and Xianyin were also caught off guard; Shuhua hadn't even finished speaking before leaving.
Besides, wasn't she just crossing her arms?
They didn't have hands either, so how did they hang up?
Feng Yin slowly raised her hand. "I just saw that there's a host function here, which allows you to disconnect other people's calls."
I tried it, and I didn't expect it to actually work...
Little Deer: "..."
String Sound: "..."
Little Deer gave Feng Yin a thumbs up, "As expected, big shots are all silent."
Feng Yin wanted to say that he really didn't mean it, and looked very uneasy. "Should we reconnect?"
The sound of the string has returned to normal. "It's okay, I was just joking around."
Shu Hua won't mind.
Seeing that Feng Yin was indeed a little flustered, Xiao Lu comforted her, "Yes, Hua Bao won't care about that."
She was originally going to hang up, but she added a scene at the last minute.
Knowing that it was just a joke, Feng Yin finally felt relieved.
After Xiaolu delivered the medical expenses to the two, the three parted ways.
Shu Hua also learned the reason from the comments section.
She also exclaimed, "I never expected that the big shot would be Feng Yin. I thought he was just an honest senior."
"I must have misread it, I must have misread it."
After making a dramatic sigh, Shu Hua started to space out again.