SFS Chapter 671 A Date at the Funeral Hall
Chapter 671 A Date at the Funeral Hall
Chapter 671 A Date at the Funeral Hall
"Sigh..." Gao Guiying looked at Wang Wenzhou lying in the coffin and sighed softly.
"Boxin, it's getting late, it's time for dinner," Gao Guiying said softly.
"Waaaaah..." Wang Wenzhou was stroking Wang Yingbao's belly and sobbing against Wang Yingbao's corpse when he heard the sound and turned around.
"Ah!" Wang Wenzhou cried even harder. He quickly stood up, hugged Gao Guiying tightly, and cried, "Little Lanlan, you're so good! You knew Uncle was sad, so you came to comfort him. Uncle is so touched!"
Gao Guiying's face immediately turned red to her neck. "You scoundrel, I am Lan'er's older sister!"
"Huh?" The guards from the sedan chair carriers outside the door exchanged bewildered glances. Because of the distance, they couldn't hear Wang Wenzhou's words, but they could see him holding Gao Guiying in his arms. Wasn't Gao Guiying Gao Guilan's sister? Was the master having an affair with his sister-in-law?
"Let go!" Gao Guiying shouted, pushing Wang Wenzhou away.
Wang Wenzhou stared blankly at Gao Guiying for a moment, then said with a bitter smile, "Little Lanlan, you hate Uncle too? Yes, Uncle deserves to die!"
After Wang Wenzhou finished speaking, he banged his head against the coffin repeatedly.
Gao Guiying's eyes immediately reddened. She deeply disliked Wang Wenzhou, that lecherous man. But women are generally soft-hearted; otherwise, how could there be the idiom "womanly compassion"? Later generations even had an upgraded version: the saintly hypocrite.
Gao Guiying was certainly not a saint; after all, she and Wang Wenzhou had been intimate. Between a man and a woman, once they've had sex, there will always be many indescribable feelings that arise compared to before.
Seeing Wang Wenzhou's heartbroken state, Gao Guiying felt a pang of heartache. A man, who had lost his father, wife, and child overnight. Gao Guiying seemed not to recognize Wang Wenzhou at all; was this still the same lecherous man who would sleep with any pretty girl he saw?
Emotions are often contagious, especially sadness. That's why many people feel suddenly sad when they hear a sad song.
Touched by Wang Wenzhou's sorrow, Gao Guiying quickly hugged him and said softly, "Boxin, don't be sad!"
Wang Wenzhou, his face covered in blood from the impact, was being held by Gao Guiying. He stopped, looking at Gao Guiying in disbelief, and said with heartbreaking grief, "Boxin!? Xiao Lanlan, you actually called me Boxin? You used to call me Uncle!"
"Pfft..." Gao Guiying smiled bitterly. She sniffed carefully and found that Wang Wenzhou reeked of alcohol. This bastard had drunk too much again! He even mistook her for Xiaolan. Gao Guiying wanted to turn around and leave, but if she didn't, this bastard would sleep with her again.
But seeing how heartbroken Wang Wenzhou was, Gao Guiying dared not leave. She had only come to comfort Wang Wenzhou on Zhu Yi's orders, and she felt that if she left, Wang Wenzhou might commit suicide.
Enough, enough! I'm not leaving. So what if I've been slept with by that scoundrel? It's not like I haven't slept with him before. Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda; I'm saving someone this time. Gao Guiying comforted herself with this thought.
"Uncle, don't be sad!" Gao Guiying said, trying to suppress her nausea, mimicking her younger sister's tone. She couldn't understand why her sister spoke in such a childish voice.
"Little Lanlan, be good!" Wang Wenzhou nestled against Gao Guiying's chest, wiped away his tears, and kissed her.
While kissing, Gao Guiying comforted herself, telling herself that she was saving someone.
After the kiss, Wang Wenzhou hugged Gao Guiying, put his hand inside her clothes, and said in a tearful voice, "Little Lanlan, Uncle is suffering!"
Gao Guiying glanced at the door out of the corner of her eye and saw the guards outside peeking inside every now and then.
Gao Guiying thought for a moment and then said, "Uncle, wait a moment, I'll go get some wine and drink with you."
Gao Guiying's plan was to use the excuse of getting wine to instruct the guards to stay away, and to get Wang Wenzhou drunk so that she wouldn't have to sleep with him and he wouldn't commit suicide.
Wang Wenzhou hugged Gao Guiying and kissed her, saying with emotion, "Little Lanlan is so good, go on, go on."
A short while later, Gao Guiying returned with wine and dishes, and she also sent away the guards outside the door.
Gao Guiying poured a glass of wine and handed it to Wang Wenzhou.
Wang Wenzhou said with a mournful face, "Xiao Lanlan, do you really not love me anymore?"
Gao Guiying was very puzzled. What had Wang Wenzhou gone mad about this time? She quickly said, "Uncle, how could I not love you?"
"You lied to me!" Wang Wenzhou burst into tears, his voice trembling with sobs. "Little Lanlan, you used to feed me drinks mouth-to-mouth!"
"Sigh..." Gao Guiying sighed. She thought about it and realized that it was true. These past few days, she had often eaten with Wang Wenzhou and his babies. Every time they ate, that scoundrel Wang Wenzhou would eat from his babies' mouths.
"I'll feed you!" Gao Guiying said irritably, took a sip of wine, and fed it to Wang Wenzhou.
After taking a sip of wine, Wang Wenzhou immediately felt much better. Being flirted with by a pretty girl was perhaps the best medicine for healing wounds, even more effective than wine.
Wang Wenzhou was a scientifically educated man; how could he believe in ghosts? The last time he slept with Gao Guiying, he genuinely thought it was a dream, but later he realized it wasn't a dream at all.
"Little Lanlan, you seem to be doing well down there?" Wang Wenzhou said seriously, "You've even gotten fatter since you became a ghost!"
Gao Guiying rolled her eyes at Wang Wenzhou and said irritably, "Uncle, you think I'm fat?"
"How could that be?" Wang Wenzhou hugged Gao Guiying and kissed her, laughing as he said, "It's good to be a little chubby, fuller. You used to be too thin, now you look so much better, your breasts are much bigger than before!"
"Pfft..." Gao Guiying was completely dumbfounded. Wang Wenzhou, that bastard, really only had that one thing on his mind.
Wang Wenzhou took another sip of wine from Gao Guiying's mouth and said with emotion, "Little Lanlan, thank you. I feel much better now that you're here with me. I felt like dying just now!"
Gao Guiying said softly, "Uncle, don't be sad. You can still marry a few more beautiful girls in the future."
"Yes!" Wang Wenzhou nodded and said with a smile, "Little Lanlan is so good. You understand your uncle's heart the best!"
"Pah!" Gao Guiying cursed inwardly, "Wang Wenzhou, you lecherous bastard, what else could you like besides pretty girls?"
"Little Lanlan, Uncle hasn't slept with you yet! Come here, before dawn, Uncle will sleep with you until you cry!" After saying that, Wang Wenzhou started to take off Gao Guiying's clothes.
"Uncle, please bear with it, I'm on my period!" Gao Guiying quickly said.
"Huh? No way! Ghosts have periods? Let me see!" Wang Wenzhou touched it and said with a smile, "Little Lanlan, you're so naughty, you've learned to tease your uncle!"
"Sigh..." Gao Guiying sighed, "Let him sleep then."
At this moment, Wang Zhixin pushed open the door and entered the room. He knelt down on the ground and kowtowed before Wang Xianda's memorial tablet, crying out, "Master! I am so sorry!"