SFS Chapter 275 Ice and Fire 2 Heavens
Chapter 275 Ice and Fire 2 Heavens
Chapter 275 Two Heavens of Ice and Fire
Zhang Zhiji shook his head and said earnestly, "Boxin, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated. You have gone too far today. Listen to your father-in-law's advice. Before you offend everyone, let them go and relieve themselves."
Wang Wenzhou took a bite of food from Chen Yuanyuan's mouth and said with a smile, "Old Zhang, as long as I advocate for peace talks, no matter how much I try to please the officials, they will still be my enemies."
At this point, Wang Wenzhou said in a low voice, "To be honest, as long as His Majesty doesn't die, I'll have a good life. But when His Majesty dies, I'll be dead soon too. Why think so much? I think I'll deal with these ministers properly sooner or later, so don't worry."
Seeing that he couldn't persuade Wang Wenzhou, Zhang Zhiji stopped trying. Actually, Wang Wenzhou's actions weren't bad. As long as he remained loyal to the Emperor, with his abilities, he would surely enjoy constant imperial favor. However, Zhang Zhiji feared that Wang Wenzhou would follow in Zhang Juzheng's footsteps.
At this moment, a commotion suddenly broke out among the officials.
"Tian Wan, you shameless scoundrel, you should have some backbone!"
"Brother Tian, think twice before you act! You can't ruin your reputation for a meal!"
"Tian Wan, if you dare to become a traitor, I will sever all ties with you!"
Wang Wenzhou turned his head and saw Tian Wan looking pained, moving slowly towards them, each step cautious, probably afraid that if he moved too much, he wouldn't be able to hold it in and would urinate.
Upon seeing this, Chen Yuanyuan quickly ran over to help him up.
"Wanfang, slow down, I dare not walk too fast!" Tian Wan said, both amused and exasperated.
"Sigh..." Chen Yuanyuan sighed and complained softly, "Father, you've endured this for so long, why don't you continue? Do you know? You've already made enemies of all the officials!"
Tian Wan smiled bitterly and said, "I want to endure it, but I really can't! Besides, I am a relative of the imperial family, and these scholar-officials look down on me and don't treat me as one of their own. I am so old, I can't stand the torment of that bastard Wang Wenzhou."
Chen Yuanyuan continued to persuade him, "Father, you should go back. Don't get involved with Wang Wenzhou. He's courting death!"
Tian Wan smiled bitterly and said, "Wanfang, don't try to persuade me. I know you feel sorry for me, and it's for my own good. I've also thought about it. People in the court are treacherous, and I'm not cut out to be an official. At worst, I'll resign and go home."
Seeing that she couldn't persuade him, Chen Yuanyuan stopped trying.
Wang Wenzhou greeted him with a smile and said, "Old Tian, you've finally seen the light!"
"Hehe..." Tian Wan smiled bitterly.
Wang Wenzhou took out the jade pendant that Zhu Youjian had given him, handed it to Chen Yuanyuan, and said with a smile, "Yuanyuan, take Lao Tian to relieve himself. If any guards stop you, just show them the jade pendant."
"I understand." Chen Yuanyuan nodded and helped Tian Wan walk away.
Wang Wenzhou waved to the officials and said loudly, "Colleagues, Lord Tian has finally come to his senses. Peace talks are the best policy, and they benefit the country and its people. Is there anyone else who has figured this out? Come over quickly, after you've relieved yourselves, you can still have hot pot. If you wait any longer, the hot pot will be gone."
"Shameless!"
"Wang Wenzhou, stop dreaming!"
"We have been blessed by the Emperor for generations, and we would rather die than be servile to the country. How can we be people who bow and scrape?"
The officials all righteously and vehemently denounced Wang Wenzhou.
Wang Wenzhou curled his lip. "Then you'll just have to wait and pee your pants. I've got plenty of ways to torment you. You won't be satisfied until I've made you feel good!"
Wang Wenzhou turned back, and a moment later, Tian Wan strolled back, looking relaxed.
Wang Wenzhou quickly said, "Old Tian, come to this table, let's have a few drinks."
Tian Wan was both amused and exasperated. "Wang Wenzhou, Wanfang is my adopted daughter. How can we address each other as brothers if you take her as a concubine?"
Chen Yuanyuan was already used to Wang Wenzhou's madness. She sat down next to Wang Wenzhou, took a sip of wine, and fed it to him.
Tian Wan was completely dumbfounded when he saw Wang Wenzhou like this for the first time. He knew his adopted daughter well. Although she was adopted, he doted on her and raised her like a young lady in the manor, skilled in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and literature. How could Wanfang, whom he hadn't seen for a few days, now look like a courtesan, accompanying the master to drink and seduce?
Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "When we're eating hot pot, we should sing songs! Yuanyuan, sing a little tune for me."
"Sigh..." Chen Yuanyuan sighed. Wang Wenzhou, that madman, never considers other people's feelings no matter when or where he wants to do what he wants. When they're doing intimate things, he always makes them sing little tunes. Do you think he's out of his mind?
"Which song should we sing?" Chen Yuanyuan asked softly.
Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Sing 'Conquer,' the song I asked you to sing during the fierce battle last night."
Chen Yuanyuan blushed. "A madwoman! How could you say such shameless things in front of so many people, including my father?"
"Finally, you found a way to determine the winner and loser. The price of victory or defeat is that we are both shattered to pieces..." Although Chen Yuanyuan disliked Wang Wenzhou, she dared not disobey him.
Chen Yuanyuan has a beautiful singing voice. Among all of Wang Wenzhou's babies, Chen Yuanyuan has the best singing skills.
The officials were also drawn to Chen Yuanyuan's singing, and their eyes all turned toward her.
Wen Tiren was also a scholar and had some knowledge of folk songs. He had to admit that the girl's singing voice was beautiful, but at this moment he felt his scalp tingling because he was about to burst.
"You can put your hands together and bless me, and just like that, I'm conquered by you, all my escape routes are cut off..."
When Chen Yuanyuan sang this part, Wen Tiren finally couldn't hold back anymore. He felt a wave of heat and wetness and wet his pants!
"Wang Wenzhou! I will never forgive you! I will repay this humiliation and hatred tenfold!" Wen Tiren swore silently as he urinated.
After Chen Yuanyuan finished singing, most of the civil and military officials had wet themselves, and they all looked miserable and embarrassed.
Wang Wenzhou hugged Chen Yuanyuan, kissed her, and praised, "My Yuanyuan sang so well!"
Chen Yuanyuan gave Wang Wenzhou a mournful look.
"Please, stop making a scene!" Chen Yuanyuan pleaded.
Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Yuanyuan, why did you pee too?"
Chen Yuanyuan was both ashamed and afraid. How could Wang Wenzhou do this when her father was eating beside her? But she dared not get angry and could only endure it, letting Wang Wenzhou take liberties with her.
"Wang Wenzhou, please, take your hand out," Chen Yuanyuan pleaded again.
Wang Wenzhou grinned mischievously, "Alright, alright. Yuanyuan, I'll treat you to some juice. You should drink plenty!"
Chen Yuanyuan's face turned pale. Could it be that Wang Wenzhou, that madman, also wants to make someone wet their pants?
When Wang Wenzhou and the others had finished their meal, all the officials wet their pants. They had drunk five catties of water in one go, and after such a long time, no one could hold it in any longer.
Wang Wenzhou glanced over unintentionally and saw that all the officials were staring at him with wide, angry eyes, as if they wanted to kill him with their gazes.
Qian Qianyi was shivering from the cold. He hadn't eaten for so long, so his body heat was already low. In addition, he had wet his pants a long time ago. At first, he didn't feel cold because of the temperature of the urine. But as time went on, his wet pants almost froze.