SFS Chapter 326 The Sky Eye Monitors the Entire Process, But He Gets Unlucky Instead.
Chapter 326 The Sky Eye Monitors the Entire Process, But He Gets Unlucky Instead.
The dilapidated tricycle bumped and jolted along the potholed dirt road.
Jiang Jianmin pedaled hard, while Sun Yumei sat behind him, dreaming of getting rich. Both of them had the joy of impending success on their faces.
Just as the tricycle passed the imposing stone archway at the village entrance...
The change occurred without warning.
"Boom—!"
A thunderclap suddenly rang out in the silent night sky!
The sound was dry and crisp, as if someone had detonated a bomb right above their heads!
The night sky, which was originally full of stars and without a single cloud, suddenly turned into a pale white lightning bolt!
"Holy shit!"
Jiang Jianmin was so frightened that he trembled all over, his hand shook violently, and he almost lost his grip on the handlebars. The tricycle wobbled and lurched.
"You spineless coward!"
Sun Yumei was nearly thrown off by the jolting behind her. After regaining her balance, she started cursing loudly.
"You're afraid of even thunder! You deserve to be poor your whole life!"
Jiang Jianmin was about to retort.
The "Aura of Misfortune" unleashed its terrifying power at this moment!
The front wheel of the tricycle ran over a sharp rock that was only the size of a fist, without veering off course.
next second!
"Bang—!"
A piercing, gunshot-like explosion echoed through the night sky!
The poor-quality tire on the right, which was already almost worn out, exploded completely in an instant!
The powerful impact caused the entire vehicle to lurch to the right!
"ah--!"
Jiang Jianmin let out a terrified scream, and the handlebars in his hands instantly went out of control!
The out-of-control tricycle, like a mad bull, swerved wildly with its front wheels, its body twisting and turning on the dirt road, and crashed straight into a concrete guardrail on the side of the road to prevent vehicles from falling off!
"No--!"
Amidst Sun Yumei's distorted, desperate screams.
"Bang!"
A deep, resounding bang that sent chills down your spine!
The front half of the tricycle crashed solidly into the concrete block.
The immense inertia instantly hurled the truck bed, along with the people and cargo on it, high into the air!
At that moment, Jiang Jianmin and Sun Yumei transformed into two human-shaped cannonballs.
They drew an extremely comical and pathetic parabola in the air, and with their terrified screams, they crashed heavily into a dark place!
"Splash! Splash!"
Two loud thuds as heavy objects fell into the water.
Immediately following, a plume of black mud, over two meters high, shot into the sky!
The two of them fell right into the stinking ditch at the entrance of the village, a ditch that was never filled with water, filled with silt and all kinds of garbage, and was half a meter deep!
An indescribable stench instantly enveloped them!
Before they could even recover from the violent impact...
Even more desperate things happened.
Those "trophies" that were also thrown into the sky have now completed their free fall.
A watermelon weighing over ten kilograms, accompanied by a whistling sound, unfortunately struck Jiang Jianmin squarely on the forehead!
"Snapped!"
The watermelon split open with a crack, and the red flesh and black seeds smeared all over his face.
Immediately afterwards, bunches of exorbitantly priced grapes, like hailstones, pelted down on Sun Yumei's head and face.
Purple juice, mixed with foul-smelling mud, flowed down her hair and onto her face.
The two most valuable air conditioners slammed down from the highest point onto the already broken tricycle with a loud crash, turning the already deformed frame into a pile of scrap metal!
"Cough cough cough... Ptooey! Ptooey!"
Sun Yumei choked on several mouthfuls of foul-smelling mud, lying in the ditch, coughing frantically, trying to spit out the filth in her mouth.
Jiang Jianmin was so badly hit that he saw stars, and his face was covered in watermelon pulp, making him look like a painted-face opera performer who had just crawled out of a crime scene. He was extremely disheveled.
"My waist... my legs..."
The two were howling and struggling in the sticky, stinking ditch.
However, the slope of the ditch was covered with slippery moss mixed with silt, making it extremely slippery.
The more they struggle, the deeper they sink.
I tried several times, using both my hands and feet, but I just couldn't climb ashore. Instead, I ended up looking like two mangy dogs rolling around in the mud, smelly and in pain, and extremely ridiculous.
In the monitoring room.
Jiang Chen couldn't hold back any longer as he watched the two figures thrashing about in the stinking ditch on the screen.
"puff--!"
He spat out a mouthful of tea directly onto the monitor screen in front of him, laughing so hard that tears almost streamed down his face.
"Hahahaha... You reap what you sow!"
Wang Dagou, who was standing next to him, was also dumbfounded. He then burst into laughter, laughing until his stomach hurt.
"Brother Chen, this...this is too amazing! Even the heavens can't stand it anymore!"
Little did Wang Dagou know that this was not a divine intervention at all, but rather the work of his brother Chen with a flick of his finger.
Jiang Chen laughed for a while before wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes.
He glanced at the two disheveled figures still "doggy-paddling" in the ditch on the screen, a cold smile flashing in his eyes.
He picked up the walkie-talkie and gave instructions to Wang Dagou, who was still grinning foolishly.
"Alright, stop laughing."
"Pass the word down, tell the brothers to go to sleep."
Wang Dagou was taken aback.
"Brother Chen, what... what about these two? Should we just let them soak in the ditch all night?"
A devilish smile curled at the corners of Jiang Chen's mouth.
"What's the rush?"
"Take more people and our construction site's excavators with you when it gets light tomorrow morning to carry out the 'salvage' operation."
"Remember, make a big commotion and call the whole village to come and 'help'."