SFS Chapter 174: Head Tilt Kill
Chapter 174: Head Tilt Kill
After saying goodbye to Fu Xuan, Qiong walked into the smoke, while Fu Xuan continued to practice the Turtle Breathing Technique.
After walking a few hundred meters, I could finally see the general appearance of the alchemy furnace.
Sanyueqi looked around and said, "Wow, it looks like a fairyland in a fantasy play! It's so beautiful!"
Suddenly, she found a familiar figure smiling at her, "Wait, Miss Tingyun, why don't you go back! This place is very close to the alchemy furnace!"
"Thank you for your concern. I am fine. The general ordered me to follow you. I dare not disobey the military order."
Walter Yang adjusted his glasses and said, "Human lives are at stake. Miss Tingyun, go back and we will explain to the general."
"Really. Haha, I've been traveling in space for years. Although I'm not young, I actually only have a dozen years of experience.
I'm afraid that all of my benefactors will live longer than I will."
[This is not right, it's really not right. Before, Tingyun was eager to give this hot potato to someone else, why is it like this now? ]
[I still remember that Tingyun didn't dare to take action at all, and hid behind and shouted "Liu Liu". How could he be willing to shut down the alchemy furnace with the train crew this time? ]
[Yes, Tingyun cherishes his life very much. It feels different now.]
[What the hell? Is Tingyun really the traitor? ]
[It's not about the inner ghost, it should be that he was possessed by someone else. 】
[Don't jump to conclusions. We don't know the answer until the last moment, but it does seem inconsistent. ]
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Faced with Tingyun's request, it was difficult for everyone on the train to refuse. The only option was to close the furnace early and end it soon.
Although there were obstacles along the way from the secret teachings of the King of Medicine, it was still easy and the three furnaces were quickly closed.
As the smoke gradually dissipated, Qiong sent a text message to Fu Xuan.
Soon,
Fu Xuan led many cloud riders to Taizhen Danshi, where the greatest danger in the hexagram was to face the secret teachings of the King of Medicine.
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At this moment, a woman came into view. She was floating in the air, with her eyes blocked by a black ribbon.
The subtitles at the bottom of the screen marked her information.
"The leader of the "Secret Teachings of the King of Medicine"; the Director of the Alchemy Department, the Chief of the Alchemy Staff, and the Alchemy Hub."
[What the hell? Cocolia? ]
[Dan Shu, is it too late for me to join the Medicine King Secret Teachings now? ]
[But, she is so beautiful! ]
[Danshu? Chief Danshi? Someone from Dandingsi? What does that mean?]
[It means that she is the traitor lurking in Luofu. ]
[Isn't it abrupt? Dan Shu didn't have any foreshadowing, and suddenly a villain appeared out of nowhere? What does that mean? ]
[Do you remember? There was a man named Dahao in the Diheng Division who asked Qiong to help. Actually, Qiong went there to investigate the secret teachings of the King of Medicine. From that time on, we knew that she was a traitor.]
[??? We are watching a web drama? I didn’t fast forward! How did it turn out like this?]
[Bilibili released a drama at the same time. I guess they were shot together. But there was a star core crisis, and suddenly there was an insider mission. There must be a sense of disconnection, so I guess they were picked out separately.]
[Indeed, the plot is closely connected along the way, and it would be inappropriate to suddenly insert another plot. Mihoyo is still arrogant, he said he would post it on B station and he did it. ]
[Ahem, let me tell you a ghost story. The progress bar has reached the bottom. ]
【ah? ? ? 】
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Dan Shu looked at the dispersing smoke and said with emotion, "The furnace tripod... is extinguished. It doesn't matter, what is coming will eventually come."
Fu Xuan was the first to walk in front. When she saw the boss behind the scenes, she was not too surprised. "It's you, Dan Shu..."
Dan Shu smiled coldly, "Chief Dan has met Master Taibu... You don't seem surprised."
"Well, the 'Secret Teachings of the King of Medicine' must be hidden in the Dan Ding Division. The general and I know this very well. But we can't find any evidence to hold the Six Divisions accountable, so we can only wait for you to jump out."
If you have committed a serious crime, the Ten Kings will settle accounts with you one by one."
The corners of Dan Shu's mouth were drawn at an exaggerated angle, and her laughter became even more piercing.
"Hahaha, hahaha..."
Then she began to debate with Fu Xuan, and they spoke back and forth, neither of them trying to give in.
There was no point in talking to each other. Countless minions of the King of Medicine and a variety of evil beasts slowly came from all directions.
Seeing this, all the Cloud Riders pointed the blades of their swords at the evil creature in front of them.
At this moment, the air became frozen and extremely quiet.
next moment,
A shout of "Charge" came from somewhere, and the two forces instantly started fighting each other.
at the same time,
The battlefield was divided into two areas, and Qiong in the center had already taken out a baseball bat.
Dan Shu looked at Qiong and seemed to want to try one last time, "Can you really not understand me?"
"I can understand."
Hearing this, Dan Shu smiled naturally, as if he felt greatly comforted.
Qiong exhaled, and slowly walked to Dan Shu. He raised the bat and pointed it at Dan Shu.
"Understanding doesn't mean I will condone it. If I experience pain, do I have to be malicious towards the world? Along the way, your actions have brought pain to so many people and displaced so many people. You are just creating more pain."
Even though the shouts of killing were so harsh, they were still not as sharp as Qiong's words. Dan Shu's raised lips became calm, and her voice became cold again.
"You have not experienced that kind of pain. People who have experienced it will definitely not be able to say such empty words. Forget it, do it! Compassionate Medicine King, listen to my call!"
Dan Shu launched his attack on everyone without any explanation.
Although Dan Shu's attack was sharp, she was gradually defeated under Fu Xuan's protection. She did not have the strong life recovery ability like Xuan Lu and was already showing signs of fatigue.
"Why... why is it so? She clearly said... "Jianmu" will come... and bring an immortal body, and give us the star core... so... Huanlong... "The Secret of the King of Medicine" did it... "The Lord of Extinction" should also fulfill his promise... Quick! Now!"
Hearing this, everyone present was confused.
However, the voice of the fox woman hiding outside the camera reached everyone's ears.
"Tsk tsk, why do you force me to do it myself? This goes against my aesthetic of "destruction"... pawn.
Well, it seems that if we want to break the immortal boat from the inside, we have to use other methods..."
Tingyun spread his hands helplessly and slowly walked towards the demon soldiers.
"What a shame! I wanted to observe it for a while longer... Since I have received the gift of "abundance"..."
She flicked the bodies of the evil spirit soldiers lightly, turning them into virtual soldiers.
"You should be able to bear the blessing of "destruction", right?"
Tingyun widened her eyes, then twisted her neck at a strange angle and collapsed to the ground. Her whole body was glowing, and a ball of golden flame rose from her. Then Tingyun's body disappeared out of thin air.
【what? 】
【what? 】
【what? 】
【ah! ! ! 】
[Fuck, I got scared! ]
[Don't make a fuss about nothing. I'm the calmest person ever. Someone bring me a new pair of pants.]
[Is Tingyun really the traitor? Woohoo…my wife! ]
[Nana, wasn't there a prophet who gave out golden water before? Come out and face it! Are you pretending to be a prophet? ]
[Can humans really do this crooked neck movement? ]
[Look at how cool this head tilting expression is. I have taken a screenshot.]
[Is this suicide? Damn it! ]
[??? What is Mihoyo doing? Are you going to stab people now? No, what does that mean? Why do you have to use this method if you want to stab people?]
[Don’t watch online dramas with your girlfriend in the middle of the night anymore. The whole building will be woken up! ]
[Hehe, I'm going to the hospital for a checkup tomorrow. I feel like the rest of my life is ruined. I'm already withered. Woo woo woo...]
【We share the same suffering! 】
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The impact of Tingyun's head-tilting kill was so great that no one present could recover.
Countless virtual soldiers surrounded Qiong and his group.
And a voice was clearly transmitted to everyone's ears, but no one saw the person, only heard the voice.
"I am Huanlong, the Lord of Extinction. I am here to tear this immortal boat apart and destroy it!"
San Yueqi's breathing was rapid and his speech was incoherent. "Ms. Tingyun is... the "Lord of Extinction" of the Legion?! What the hell is going on?!"
Fortunately, Fu Xuan remained calm and commanded everyone to continue fighting, "Everyone, calm down! We are facing a powerful enemy, so we must not lose our composure!"
During the fight with the antimatter army, the phantom voice never stopped.
“The one who targeted the Immortal Boat was not ‘Fen Feng’ or ‘Xing Xiao’. You are very lucky.”
As for me, I hate to cause destruction with my own hands...
Unfortunately, the general insisted on having me go on stage, so Huanlong had no choice but to make a fool of himself.
It's time to keep an appointment. Please allow me to leave first. I hope you can have fun with these actors... "
"Damn it, don't go!" Qiong swung his bat vigorously and cut a path through the army.
But it was of no use, he didn't even notice the phantom figure.
After a fierce battle, Qiong came to the last pawn with a baseball bat.
"Huanlong, just wait for me!"
After saying that, he swung a stick towards the camera, bringing darkness into the picture.
Then the subtitles appeared: "Season 3, End!"
[I'm in the morning class? In the morning class? What do you mean? Is there anyone who is so out of context as you? It's fine if you played this trick before, but now one is not even enough for you to tell a story? ]
[Wow, I'm really impressed! I was so shocked, but does that mean the mission is accomplished?]
[Are you doing this to us? RNM, give us your money back! Give us your money back! ]
[Wow, my wife Tingyun, what happened to her? Mihuyou, please explain clearly before we end this. I have to wait another 42 days! ]
[Don't panic, don't panic, there seems to be some behind-the-scenes content. 】
[What's the point of the behind-the-scenes content? Forget it, just watch it first. ]
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At this time, Xing appeared in the camera, "I'll go see how the filming is going?"
After walking a few steps, Xing made a silent gesture, "Shh~" and then whispered to the camera, "Look."
The camera flipped, and the figures of Tingyun and Danshu appeared in the picture.
Lighting technicians and sound engineers everywhere were continuing the filming in an orderly manner.
And the person sitting in the director's seat was Zhe.
Zhe's job is to supervise the production and produce the film, but when Su Chen is filming, he will temporarily take over the position of director.
The whole clip is perfect, almost in one take.
Ling has a simulated joint sound generator in her hand, ready to use when she tilts her head.
"You should be able to bear the blessing of "destruction", right?"
After Tingyun said this, his head tilted, and with a "crack" sound that echoed throughout the scene, he fell to the ground.
"Cut!" Zhe stood up excitedly, "It's perfect, perfect!"
Then Zhe looked at Ling's position and said, "Sister, you really cooperated well! Perfect timing!"
Even Su Chen couldn't help but admire, "I didn't expect that not only did Tingyun perform well, but Ling's prop coordination was also very good!"
"Uh..." Ling was stunned. She spread out her palms, "I haven't pressed it yet!"
Su Chen frowned slightly, "Since you didn't press it, what's the matter with the clicking sound?"
"It's over, Tingyun is foaming at the mouth!" Sanyueqi ran back and forth anxiously.
Su Chen watched this scene and immediately called Luosha, then he picked up Tingyun.
"Other people act for money, but you act for your life!"
……
After the accident, the screen turned black and all the audience were confused.
[Isn’t this too ridiculous? ]
[Can you put yourself into acting? 】
[Hahaha, Tingyun, this is so funny, I am dying of laughter.]
[I said that crisp sound was natural, so it turned out to be self-sufficient? ]
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After a few seconds, the screen went black, but Xing's voice came from inside.
"Tingyun, how do you feel? Wait a minute, I forgot to cut the camera."
at this time,
Finally, there was a ray of light, and the picture was filled with the faces of stars.
【She is so pretty! 】
【Hey, I really like this. 】
[As expected of the Galaxy Succubus, she looks so good from any angle! 】
In the camera, Tingyun was seen sitting in a wheelchair with a fixed neck brace. She glanced at Xing, indicating that she didn't want to talk.
[Hahaha, I'm going to die laughing. 】
[No wonder the Bengtie racket is so realistic, it turns out to be like this! ]
[I laughed so hard that I vomited. Tingyun’s wife is really pitiful. She tilted her head very well. I suggest she don’t tilt it next time.]
Finally, the camera gave a close-up of Tingyun.
At this time, Xing's voice-over came, "Only a few hundred dollars a month, what are you playing with!"
Hearing this, Tingyun puffed up his face and pouted.
Finally, the train logo came out and the curtain finally came down.
However, this abominable method of cutting off the content still adds a lot of resentment to those workers who stay up late to watch online dramas and have to go to work the next day.
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During the morning rush hour, you can see that everyone is full of resentment.
In particular, there was a pink-haired loli who was extremely good at behavioral profiling and could see it particularly clearly.
“It seems that the fact that the third season was so discontinuous did bring up a lot of emotions for the audience.
Come to think of it, when I saw Tingyun tilt his head too hard and almost send himself away, it really scared me.”
The pink-haired loli patted her head and said, "Come on, Fu Xuan, you have to remember your purpose. I didn't expect Qing Que's slacking off method has completely affected the entire Mihoyo Group. Even our boss has been infected by her and openly brought out to slack off?
No! I must bring them back!"
He was so absorbed in what he said that he stumbled and nearly fell.
Fortunately, at this time a red-haired man grabbed Fu Xuan's right hand.
At this moment, Fu Xuan's body formed a 45° angle with the ground.
"Thank you, thank you, I almost fell down."
"You're welcome, little friend. It seems that your parents are not around. It's time for me to show my pure beauty with my actions."
"???" Fu Xuan's face was full of question marks, "Can you pull me up?"
"Excuse me, but before I pull you up, I want to ask you a question. Do you know the beautiful goddess Idrila?"