Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1709 - The Nine-turn Large Intestine that retains the original flavor of the Dragon Ancestor

At this moment, Chu Hao stood there, like a Dragon King from some short dramas.

However, in the next second, Ling Kongzi blurted out:

"What is Gouchen the Great?"

One sentence almost made Chu Hao stumble and fall to the ground. Good heavens, this group of spirits are truly amazing. They've been spirits for so long, and they still don't know Gouchen the Great?

Tang Sanzang's face also stiffened. I can handle the tough and ruthless ones, but what about the clueless ones?

Tang Sanzang looked at Chu Hao. Chu Hao twitched his lips and said to the many spirits:

"Are you guys thinking of eating Tang Sanzang?"

Shibagong also nodded very straightforwardly,

"That's right! If you don't leave, we'll eat you too!"

Chu Hao chuckled,

"But do you know how to eat Tang Sanzang?"

Shibagong was annoyed,

"Of course, we'll boil him and eat him! How else would we eat him! What are you trying to say!

I don't care what Gouchen you are. In front of us, no one can help!"

Tang Sanzang, who was next to him, broke out in a cold sweat.

Good heavens, these spirits are really fearless newborns. Just think, how many big shots in the Three Realms had to be respectful in front of Chu Hao before? But these spirits are still acting so arrogant. They're really amazing.

Tang Sanzang also washed his hands of the matter. Anyway, these spirits are all going to be sliced up today. He'll just watch the show.

Chu Hao stared at this group of spirits and just smiled and said:

"You little spirits from the mountains, I see that you don't understand at all. With such high-end ingredients, do you really think you can just eat them raw? That would definitely ruin the best taste!"

The spirits were stunned, looking at Chu Hao with suspicion.

"Then how should we eat him? Also, you little mortal, what are you trying to say?"

Chu Hao smiled, a touch of calmness on his face.

"I have no malice. I'm just a senior chef, afraid that you'll waste the best ingredients, so I'm giving you a reminder, purely out of helpfulness."

Shibagong snorted coldly,

"Then tell us! If you dare to tell half a lie, we'll throw you into the pot as seasoning!"

Tang Sanzang sighed beside him: As expected, ignorance is bliss. The person in the Three Realms and Six Paths who dares to say that they will put Hell God Chu Hao in the pot as seasoning is not some big shot in the Three Realms, but an unknown little spirit?

Chu Hao didn't waste any more words with this group of little spirits, and said directly:

"It's very simple. High-end ingredients are often cooked in the simplest way.

You have to retain some of Tang Sanzang's original flavor, um, like Nine-Turned Intestines.

Of course, the most important thing is to have a sense of ritual. Bathe and change clothes, and eat him very gently. Only then can the ingredients exert the most powerful medicinal effect."

Chu Hao spoke in a set of words, making this group of little spirits stunned.

Shibagong's face showed a hint of doubt,

"Why do you have to bathe and change clothes to eat Tang Sanzang?"

Chu Hao was also very frank and said directly:

"You listen to so much Buddhist teachings, and you yourselves have become much purer. If you don't bathe and change clothes to wash away the filth, wouldn't you be adding blockage to yourselves?

If the body is not washed, how can the soul be washed? And how can you accept the baptism of such high-end ingredients?"

The spirits looked at each other.

"It seems to make sense."

"I haven't read many books, so don't lie to me."

"Boy, if you dare to fool us, I will definitely let you know how to write the word 'death'!"

Chu Hao laughed loudly,

"Look at me, a little mortal. Even if I have any ulterior motives, I can't do anything."

The spirits were very convinced by Chu Hao's reason. After all, he was just a weak scholar. Apart from being good-looking, Chu Hao couldn't do anything.

"However, bathing and changing clothes..." Shibagong hesitated.

Chu Hao took over and pointed to the large pot hidden by the spirits,

"It's better to be respectful than to be obedient!"

So, under Chu Hao's encouragement, the spirits jumped into the big pot without any precautions and happily began to bathe.

They didn't even realize that they were supposed to be stewing Tang Sanzang in an iron pot, but now they had become stewed themselves.

However, in their opinion, they had already taken control of these young people anyway, and they were not afraid of being escaped by Tang Sanzang and Chu Hao at all.

However, as they soaked, they felt something was wrong again.

"Ling Kongzi, don't you think the temperature is a bit high?" Shibagong's face was flushed, and he said directly.

"I feel like I'm cooked... I'm not sure, let me smell it again."

"Damn, I'm really cooked! I'm showing my true form!"

"Shibagong, you can't do it. Where is this? You've only been soaking for a while..."

"You're cooked too, look at your butt, damn, it's rotten!"

"That's true! Boy, what are you doing! How did you add the firewood!"

"..."

At this time, the spirits finally realized that after entering this big pot, they were actually starting to be cooked, which was very terrifying!

They were already spirits, and it was said that even flames could not cause harm to them, but in this big pot, they were cooked so quickly, which was not right!

When they looked out, they realized that the problem was very big.

At this moment, the white-clothed young man who was squatting there adding firewood was releasing an extremely bright and majestic flame in his hand. The flame mountain conveyed a terrifying aura like a prehistoric beast, which was not a power they could resist at all!

And Chu Hao was still holding the cooking method of the Ancestor of the Evil Dragon, looking at the booklet while throwing various materials he had prepared into the pot.

Fortunately, these spirits were stupid and didn't recognize him, otherwise Chu Hao wouldn't know how to trick them into entering the big pot obediently.

You must know that these top-quality materials must retain their original flavor. If Chu Hao forcibly refined them, he was afraid that they would lose their important medicinal properties.

Several spirits struggled and roared in the pot, but it was useless. Chu Hao could easily press them all into the pot with a few imprints, making them unable to move.

And Chu Hao then took out the corpse of the Ancestor of the Evil Dragon and carefully sprinkled it into the big pot.

Tang Sanzang swallowed secretly, feeling a little shocked. When did the Immortal Monarch have this side job?

However, since it was the Immortal Monarch, there must be nothing wrong.

Chu Hao quickly stirred a few times, retaining the original flavor of the Ancestor of the Evil Dragon, and finally it was done!

At the moment of opening the pot, Chu Hao saw a phantom...