The Great Bandit of Journey to the West

Chapter 115 I am just an ordinary palace maid

Chapter 115 I am just an ordinary palace maid

Upon hearing about the fate of the princess of the Women's Kingdom, the Grand Preceptor stood up and asked Jiang Feng with a blank expression, "You mean, you sent the princess to the Sui Dynasty's palace, and Prince Yang Guang of Jin is a lecherous fiend?"

Jiang Feng chuckled sinisterly, "How about that? Scared yet? If you dare to scheme against me again, I'll pack you up and send you there too!"

The Imperial Preceptor quickly waved his hand: "There's no need for that! I'm already grateful that you sent the princess over, so I won't even dream of going to the Sui Dynasty."

Unexpectedly, the holy monk was so magnanimous that not only did he not punish us for our sins, but he also rewarded the princess in such a way!

It seems the Bodhisattva was completely wrong. You are not some unruly wild monk; you are clearly a compassionate and enlightened high monk!

Jiang Feng: "————Huh??"

I understand every single word you say, but how come I can't understand it at all when they're put together?

Sending the princess under Yang Guang's nose was actually a reward for her?

Are you kidding me?!

Jiang Feng felt that his worldview had been severely impacted since birth, and he was feeling quite unwell.

Seeing Jiang Feng's bewildered expression, Zhao Ming'er said proudly, "I asked for the princess's opinion before sending her away."

Upon hearing that half the population of the Sui Dynasty was male, she immediately knelt down and kowtowed to me to express her deep gratitude for my great kindness.

"Don't worry, I've arranged everything. Empress Dugu will choose a suitable husband for her."

It took Jiang Feng a while to come to his senses. He took a deep breath and said, "This time I really got a taste of my own medicine. It's been an eye-opener."

I never expected Yang Guang to be so popular in the Kingdom of Women. Guanyin Bodhisattva is truly amazing; she almost broke my composure this time.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "————"

I never expected this result!

Everything was arranged perfectly. The princess of the Women's Kingdom was stunningly beautiful, and her colorful robes prevented others from entering the pavilion, creating a wonderfully secluded environment for Jiang Feng and his companion.

What a wonderful test of love! How did the princess end up at the Sui Dynasty palace in the blink of an eye?

It seems we need to ask the Jade Emperor to restrain the Seventh Princess. There are too many variables on the journey to the West. If she gets too entangled with Jiang Feng and something unexpected happens, it will be embarrassing for her.

After finishing their beef noodles, Zhao Ming'er accompanied Jiang Feng downstairs. She glanced at Bai Suzhen waiting downstairs, and almost instinctively narrowed her eyes, four words flashing through her mind—

My lifelong enemy!

When Bai Suzhen saw Jiang Feng bring down a woman, she smiled and asked, "Is this the princess of the Women's Kingdom? She's so beautiful!"

Zhao Ming'er chuckled, took out two immortal fruits from his sleeve, and was about to share them with Sha Wujing.

"I've sent that princess away. I'm your master's wife, Zhao Ming'er. It's our first meeting, so I don't have much to give you. Here, take these two immortal fruits and eat them."

Sha Wujing's eyes lit up when he saw the celestial fruit, and he accepted it with both hands: "This must be a celestial apricot grown in the Jade Emperor's garden. I haven't eaten it for almost a thousand years. Thank you so much, Master's wife, for your generous gift!"

Bai Suzhen glanced at the apricot and smiled, saying, "I am not Jiang Feng's disciple, and I cannot accept a reward without merit. You should take it back."

"Speaking of which, how come I didn't know he got married?"

Jiang Feng chimed in, "Isn't this just a coincidence? Not only did you not know, but even I didn't know!"

Zhao Ming'er looked heartbroken, gazing at Jiang Feng with deep affection: "Sixteen years ago, we made a three-life vow by the wishing well, wearing open-crotch pants, under the flowers and moon. How could you be so heartless as to forget?"

Jiang Feng stared at her in disbelief: "Wasn't that when you were playing house with me? Were you already plotting against me from that moment on?"

Zhao Ming'er scoffed, then immediately returned to her normal demeanor, pouting as she said, "Life is just a game, why bother making such a clear distinction between inside and outside? Anyway, you did agree to make a three-lifetime covenant with me back then."

Jiang Feng: "——"

Sha Wujing, having finished eating the apricots, suddenly slapped his forehead in realization and exclaimed, "So the three lifetimes of marriage the Imperial Preceptor foresaw were destined for my master's wife! The Imperial Preceptor's prediction was truly accurate; I agree to this marriage!"

Bai Suzhen felt a bit embarrassed to watch. You were bribed with just one fairy apricot. You even call yourself the Curtain-Rolling General. You must have never eaten anything good.

Although she was inwardly complaining, she kept a smile on her face and warmly greeted Zhao Ming'er, saying, "Since you're here, let's have a meal together before you leave. Anyway, we haven't gotten our travel permits yet, so we can't set off today."

Zhao Ming'er's eyes widened. She's already trying to support me? This woman is more cunning than that "Bi Gan"!

Zhao Ming'er said sarcastically, "There's a female demon nearby who's in heat and wants to find a handsome monk on his pilgrimage to the West as her mate. How can I eat unless I tear that demon to pieces!"

"Um??!!"

Bai Suzhen immediately lost her composure. You better not be talking about me when you say "female demon"!

The two looked at each other, and it was as if lightning flashed in the air.

Just then, Sha Wujing suddenly realized what was happening, his body trembling as he exclaimed, "Oh no! Is that female demon trying to capture me and force me to marry her?"

"ha?"

The two women simultaneously gave him a disdainful look, leaving Sha Wujing completely bewildered: "Didn't she want to marry off the monks on their pilgrimage? Did I say something wrong?"

Jiang Feng patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him, "That's absolutely right. I'm very pleased that you have this awareness, Wujing. I hope you can continue to maintain it."

As a reward, I'll switch rooms with you tonight. No, I'm going to sleep in the woodshed. Tonight, I'm going to practice the Thirteen Practices of Asceticism in Buddhism and experience the life of an ascetic monk.

Sha Wujing touched his Mediterranean-style hair on his head, feeling completely bewildered.

Finally, he lost himself in Jiang Feng's constant praise and followed Jiang Feng's arrangements, moving into the room that the Queen had arranged for Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng watched him close his eyes, covered him with a brocade cassock, turned off the light, and then walked out of the room with satisfaction. He closed the door behind him and flew to the woodshed in the form of a fly.

As the moon shone high in the sky, a rustling sound came from the doorway of Sha Wujing's room.

Immediately afterward, a dark figure tiptoed to Sha Wujing's bedside and slipped onto the bed.

"Holy Monk, don't turn around. I am just an ordinary palace maid. His Majesty sent me to serve you—"

As she spoke, her hand touched Sha Wujing's large beard. After a slight pause, she asked in confusion, "Holy Monk, why did you put the blanket in your mouth?"

Sha Wujing: "Snoring~ Snoring~"

Queen:"----"

This holy monk looks so gentle and quiet, but why does he snore like a wild donkey?

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