SFS Chapter 2 These days, who doesn't have a few "friends"?
Chapter 2 These days, who doesn't have a few "friends"?
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Buzhou Mountain?
All the humans gasped in shock; they had all heard of Mount Buzhou over the past century.
That was formed from the spine of the great god Pangu!
"Chief, are you insane? Don't you know how far the coast of the East Sea is from Mount Buzhou?"
"That's right, Chief. With just our two legs, we might not even make it there by the time we die, right?"
...
Immediately, everyone started talking at once!
For them, the wilderness was vast, so vast that they could not cross it even in their entire lives.
"Hmph, who said we were going to walk over there? We're humans, walking over there? That's too shameful! You all wait here, I'll be back in a bit!"
Chu Feng wouldn't walk, only an idiot would walk. He has such a terrifying golden finger that he holds the future of the primordial world in his hands, if he doesn't make use of it, wouldn't that be a waste?
Besides, in this day and age, who doesn't have a few "friends"?
.....
Not far from the coast of the East China Sea, there is a mountain peak, where Chu Feng arrived.
"Hey, you bastard, I'm back again. Are you dead yet?"
The next moment, a furious roar rang out!
"Chu Feng, you bastard! How many times have I told you? Don't call me a jerk! Don't think that just because you were created by the goddess Nuwa I won't dare to do anything to you!"
In the next instant, a giant roc that blotted out the sky soared into the air and quickly landed not far from Chu Feng!
This Garuda is not the one belonging to Buddha's uncle, but one of the two eggs left behind after Yuan Feng died in the early Dragon-Han Calamity.
One of them transformed into Kong Xuan, while the other remains unknown, even to Chu Feng.
If Chu Feng hadn't come over to play out of boredom decades ago, he really wouldn't have discovered it.
...
All you could see was the roc's eyes fixed on Chu Feng, as if it wanted to devour him whole.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't look at me like that! I've brought you an opportunity!"
"Get lost! What kind of bullshit opportunity is this? Haven't you lied to me enough?"
It has to be said that the Roc has mastered the essence of Chu Feng's cursing, and can curse right off the bat!
But when the roc thought of this opportunity, it was filled with tears!
The first time Chu Feng came, he said he was giving him an opportunity, and he believed him. After all, he was created by a sage, so he kindly invited him to his lair to serve him well. As a result, his spiritual fruit was stolen.
The second time, he said he was coming to deliver an opportunity, but he almost burned down his place.
The third time was even more outrageous; they rushed up to pluck the feathers, claiming they were bored and wanted to make a shuttlecock to play with!
The bird that was later attacked became obsessed; it couldn't be defeated by scolding, nor could it be hit.
Chu Feng, relying on being created by a sage and protected by the Heavenly Dao, acted recklessly.
If he could, Chu Feng would probably have eaten the entire East Sea Dragon Clan!
In short, according to Chu Feng, "I dare not curse you, Nuwa, but I dare to use your name to cause trouble and make Nuwa's reputation reviled throughout the prehistoric world."
Typical example of something that doesn't bite but annoys people.
As a result, many powerful figures in the vicinity were driven away by Chu Feng.
Only this roc is left.
...
"Brother, I'm not lying to you this time!"
"Screw you, bro! I'm way older than you, you know that? Even if your ancestors were eighteen... cough cough, never mind!"
"Hmm? Why don't you continue?"
"What the hell are you talking about? Do you even have eighteen generations of ancestors? Aren't you the goddess Nuwa above you? Would I dare say that? Am I out of my mind or do I have a death wish?"
The roc rolled its eyes at Chu Feng.
"Spit it out! I'm pressed for time; I don't have time to waste here with you!"
Chu Feng didn't beat around the bush and said directly:
"Brother, I'm leaving!"
"Hahaha, great! Never see each other again! Get lost! Hahaha!"
"I'm going to take you with me!"
Clang—
The roc was struck down by lightning on the spot, its massive body crashing to the ground like an earthquake.
"Chu Feng, you son of a bitch, can't you just leave me alone? I'm begging you!"
"Don't be like that! This is truly an opportunity. If you miss it, you'll never have another chance in your life. You'll just have to watch others become saints!"
Hmm? Becoming a saint?
The roc was stunned. If anyone else had said this, the roc wouldn't have paid any attention, but it was different when Chu Feng said it.
Because that bastard Chu Feng is really something! After decades of dealing with him, the Roc knows it!
In a flash, the roc shrank and appeared in front of Chu Feng:
"Hey bro, tell me, how do you become a saint?"
"There are many methods, such as becoming a saint through merit, becoming a saint through laws, proving the Dao through force, becoming a saint through great vows, becoming a saint by severing the three corpses, and so on. However..."
"But what? Tell me quickly! I'm already at the peak of the Great Luo Golden Immortal realm, just one step away from becoming a Quasi-Saint! Tell me now!"
Chu Feng knew that this old bird's appetite had been whetted.
"However, we humans want to migrate to Buzhou Mountain, but we're too lazy to move. What do you suggest we do?"
"It's alright, it's very simple, I'll take you there!"
"Alright, take me to the witch clan's territory!"
Clang—
The roc was stunned once again.
"You bastard, are you crazy? The Lich and Demon races are sworn enemies. You want me to go to the Lich territory? You think I can take on the Twelve Ancestral Witches single-handedly? No way!"
"Don't worry, if someone else went with you, you'd be doomed. But I'm going with you, so that's your chance. If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do!"
Chu Feng shrugged:
"Sigh, looks like I'll have to find other experts to help me!"
With that, Chu Feng could only turn and leave.
This really frustrated the Roc. If it went to the Witch Clan, it would definitely become a roasted bird!
But Chu Feng has a method to become a saint!
This put the Roc in a very difficult position!
"Wait a minute! I'll go with you!"
Swish—.
The roc flew over.
"Hmm? Aren't you afraid of the Witch Clan? Aren't you afraid of death?"
"A bird dies facing the sky, but lives forever. I'll risk everything to become a saint, so I hope you're not lying to me!"
Hearing this, Chu Feng breathed a sigh of relief and patted the roc on the shoulder.
"Haha, bro, you have a good eye. I have high hopes for you, the future bird saint. Let's go!"
"Walk!"
In an instant, Chu Feng felt as if he were riding on clouds, and the next moment he was back in the human settlement.
"Haha, my people, I'm back! Quickly pack your things, we're heading to Buzhou Mountain!"
Chu Feng roared, and instantly all the humans sprang into action!
Just as the entire human race on the shores of the East Sea stepped atop the body of the Roc, which had transformed into its true form.
Suddenly, a furious roar came from the heavens!
"Great Roc, how dare you meddle in the affairs of the human race? Die!"
Rumble...
All that could be seen was a sky-covering palm print descending from the chaos, heading straight for the Roc!
"Oh my god, bro, help me!"
Seeing this, Chu Feng suddenly stood on the roc's head.
"Nuwa, what do the actions of my human race have to do with you, a saint of the demon race? You actually want to kill the Roc? Don't you know that this scoundrel is under my protection?"