SFS Chapter 159 Double the Happiness!
Chapter 159 Double the Happiness!
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The pinned post is the 4K high-definition live video of "Love You" released on the school's official website.
A vibrant young girl in a sailor uniform, white stockings that reached her knees, shone brightly on the screen.
The comments section below has gone crazy:
Holy crap! This is so sweet!
Which school is this? Is it too late for me to retake the college entrance exam?
[Those legs! That face! Is this even human?]
This must be the legendary "ceiling of pure desire"!
But that's not the point.
The key point is that some sharp-eyed netizens have edited this video together with the previous "The Voice of China" video of her singing and playing a forest-themed, healing style.
#Double Charm of Angelica dahurica#
[Who would have thought that the "sleep-inducing goddess" who received four turns on The Voice of China could also sing such sweet little songs!]
[On the left is an energetic sweetheart, on the right is a cool and aloof Mori girl!]
[On the left is a singing and dancing idol, on the right is a folk poet!]
The key point is—both songs are original compositions!
[“Love You” is so sweet it’ll make your teeth ache, “Baby” will cure your insomnia! Who can resist this contrast!]
Is this the ultimate goddess? I'm in love!
"See that! See that!"
Su Ze was so excited that he was spitting as he spoke:
"Netizens have gone crazy!"
Everyone says our sister is a reincarnation of the Purple Star!
"And the most awesome thing is..."
Su Ze swiped his finger and scrolled to another Weibo post:
"Look at how these three big shots retweeted this!"
Jiang Bai looked over.
Yu Zheng forwarded the video:
[What's so special about this? Wait until National Day when she joins the production team, and I'll show you what the most beautiful empress of the Han Dynasty truly is! Jiang Baizhi is the only Zhang Yan in my heart, no arguments allowed!]
Wang Dazhong, director of The Voice of China, reposted:
Is there any need to question the prestige of a fourth-tier graduate? This is just the beginning! There are still amazing moves to come! Go Jiang Baizhi!
Netizens can understand why these two people reposted it.
After all, one is a film crew director and the other is a variety show director.
but.
The third person to forward the message surprised everyone, including Jiang Bai himself.
Director Xu Wenshan (verified: Director of the film "Children in the Mountains"):
[I'd also like to jump on the bandwagon! I'm extremely honored to have Ms. Jiang Baizhi sing the theme song for my new movie!]
What shocked me even more was that Teacher Jiang composed this theme song on the spot in a coffee shop, watching a sample video, and it only took him ten minutes!
[Truly brilliant! A true genius! Stay tuned!]
boom!
This Weibo post immediately pushed the popularity to another climax.
Netizens were stunned.
[Xu Wenshan? That award-winning art-house film director?]
[Ten minutes? A theme song composed on the spot?]
Is this even a human brain?
[Acting, singing, dancing, folk music, and now even film scoring?]
This isn't just a goddess, this is a god!
Su Ze looked at his phone, then gazed at Jiang Bai with an expression of adoration:
"Third brother... no, brother!"
"How did your family's genes develop like this?"
"Ten-minute creation? Is my sister's brain blessed?"
Jiang Bai stood in the center of the dormitory.
Watching my three roommates drooling over their phone screens and calling each other "our sister" so affectionately...
Then I looked at all the effusive praise he received on Weibo.
He felt a buzzing in his head.
"He's schizophrenic..."
"I feel like I'm going to have a mental breakdown."
"I am Jiang Bai, I am a model student, and I am your roommate."
"I am also Jiang Baizhi, I am the Sweetheart Queen, I am the Forest Goddess, I am a creative genius..."
"And I also have to pretend to be like, 'I'm proud, but I have to protect my sister.'"
Jiang Bai took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing the urge to roar to the sky.
He patted Su Ze on the shoulder, revealing a smile that looked more like a grimace:
"Stay calm, stay calm."
"These are all... basic operations."
"My sister... she's always been like this since she was little, you just get used to it."
"Get used to it my ass!" Su Ze roared. "How can you get used to a genius like this?!"
"Brother-in-law! I want to be your brother-in-law!"
"I want to too!"
"Brother-in-law! Your sister is so sweet! I'm saving up to marry her right now!"
In room 404, the air was so hot it felt like sparks could fly.
She watched as her roommates, one by one, lost their minds and went into a frenzy, shouting that they wanted to marry her.
Jiang Bai took a step back, trembling.
Scared.
I was genuinely scared.
The look in those people's eyes is terrifying!
That's the look in a hungry wolf's eyes when it sees meat, a believer's eyes when they see God, and a pervert's eyes when they see their prey!
Even though he was nominally the brother-in-law, he was still afraid!
If they knew the truth...
Jiang Bai felt that they would definitely not be angry about being "deceived," but might actually be... even more excited!
"System! Help!"
Jiang Bai frantically called out in his mind:
"Quick! Give me a prop!"
Do you have [External Avatar]? [Shadow Clone Technique]? [Substitute Robot]?
"I'll buy it no matter the price! I'll even take out a loan!"
"Quickly conjure up a real sister for me to deal with these beasts! I can't take it anymore!"
[Ding! Unfortunately, this system is the [Omnipotent Superstar System] and does not provide services such as biological cloning, fantasy clones, or high-tech androids.]
Please be down-to-earth and don't fantasize about getting something for nothing.
[Furthermore, host, there's no need to panic; you really have nothing to be afraid of.]
Please try to think about this from a different perspective.
You currently have 13 points of Charm, and also possess the [Holy Aura] and [Max Affinity].
This means that, on a biological level, you have reached a point where you are attractive to both men and women.
Jiang Bai: "???"
"What do you mean? What are you trying to say?"
The system's tone was detached and detached, carrying a strange philosophical insight that seemed to have seen through the ways of the world:
The meaning of this system is—
Even if your roommate discovers the truth, that the "goddess" is actually their "best buddy,"...
Do you think they will be angry? Will they take action?
No, that won't happen.
According to big data simulations, once a person's attractiveness level exceeds a certain threshold, gender is no longer a barrier to love.
They'll just think—
"Oh my god! My favorite brother and my favorite goddess are the same person!"
"Isn't this double the happiness?"
"Since we're brothers, there's no need to be so polite!"
"Anyway, it's all the same once the lights are off."
So, host, what are you afraid of?
Whether you are male or female, they will... never abandon you, and will even "pamper" you more madly.
You should be happy; this is what a true darling of the group looks like!
Boom!
After hearing the system's words of comfort...
Jiang Bai felt as if his skull had been ripped open, and a chill ran straight into his brain.
"Double the happiness?"
"You are welcome?"
"Does it all look the same with the lights off?"
Jiang Bai stiffly turned his head to look at his three roommates who were drooling over the screen.
The image instantly flashed through his mind: these three people, upon learning the truth, not only showed no disgust but instead lunged at him with sinister grins, shouting, "Since we're brothers, this is even more exciting!"...
Ahhhhh—!
Jiang Bai let out a silent scream, feeling a chill run down his spine!