SFS Chapter 270 Even if I were Zhang San, you little girl wouldn't
Chapter 270 Even if I were Zhang San, you little girl wouldn't
Chapter 270 Even if I am Zhang San, you little girl can't slander me!
Half an hour ago.
“La la la (^^*) la la la~~”
The melodious tune echoed around the moat. The little girl walked with her hands behind her back, looking very proud and confident. It was a pleasant feeling not to have to put on airs.
Although she had often disguised herself and gone out for a stroll in the past, it was different this time. This time she had a mission.
It has been many years since she has done any mission herself. The little Loli is quite emotional and strives to do this mission beautifully and contribute to her new identity.
The moat is very beautiful after the snow, with snow piled on the weeping willows beside it and a thin layer of ice on the clear river water. You can see fish swimming back and forth under the ice.
The little Loli was deeply immersed in the role. She strolled around for a while, and then ran to the nearby bamboo forest to dig bamboo shoots, portraying herself as a hard-working farm girl, striving for perfection.
As a result, before they dug two, a strange voice came from behind.
"Little girl, why are you here alone? Where are your family?"
Zhang San's old face was almost smiling. Although today's story had some twists and turns, the ending was always good. This fair and tender little girl looked very sweet and delicious at first glance.
The main reason is that young girls are easier to deceive. Zhang San had thought about deceiving young girls before, but when the girls went out, they were always with their families, so he really had no chance.
Now that he finally meets one, Zhang San can't wait.
"What? Who are you?" The little Loli frowned, her face full of displeasure at being disturbed. Could it be that the guy hiding in the dark and hurting people was really met by her?
Realizing this possibility, the little girl suddenly felt a little proud, and she said that among this group of people, her acting skills were top-notch.
Zhang San took out a handful of maltose and said with a smile: "I am a fairy from the mountains. I passed by here and saw you, so I came over to say hello. Little girl, you and I are destined to be together."
"God?" The little Loli's expression became subtle. Seeing this man with an evil aura and such an opening remark, she instantly realized that the fish had been hooked... As expected of her, she could lure the other party out by digging a bamboo shoot!
The little girl was ecstatic, surprised and confused, and asked: "What is a fairy?"
"A fairy is someone who can fulfill your wishes."
"Then where are you from? I have never seen you before."
Zhang San stroked his beard, looking like an immortal, and said slowly: "I am Master Zhang of the Lawless Cave Heaven. People affectionately call me 'Master Zhang San of the Lawless Cave Heaven'."
The little girl was even more excited: "Can any wish come true?"
Zhang San heard this and knew that the other party had taken the bait. He was delighted and said, "Of course! What do you want?"
The little girl looked around, thought hard for a long time, and said, "I want the emperor to get out!"
Zhang San was stunned, his old face turned green, and he looked at the little girl in front of him with a twitching mouth.
What the hell?
Let the emperor go?
If he could get the emperor to go, why would he still be his aide? He would have gone to the emperor long ago!
This little girl has quite a big tone!
And very rebellious!
"Your idea is very dangerous!" Zhang San said with a straight face, "This is a crime of disrespect. Aren't you afraid of having your property confiscated and your clan exterminated?"
"Ah?" The little girl looked at Zhang San suspiciously and muttered, "You are a god, why are you still afraid of this?"
Zhang San wanted to refute it, but he found that he had something stuck in his throat. He was a little unhappy, but thinking that it was just a trick and not real, he said: "This wish is a bit too big. If you really want to make it come true, you have to join hands with Uncle Immortal."
The little girl blinked and said, "Why would a deity want to join forces with a child? If I were powerful, why would I look for you?"
Damn it... Zhang San was feeling uncomfortable because he was blocked, so he said, the quality of children nowadays is very low, I really don’t know how their parents educate them!
Taking a deep breath, Zhang San tried his best to maintain his benevolent appearance. He continued to deceive with a smile: "Because the immortal uncle said that you and uncle are predestined, and you will be very powerful in the future, so we have to join forces."
"So that's how it is..." The little girl hesitated for a while before taking a step back: "Okay, I'll reluctantly join forces with you and help you..."
"..." Reluctantly? Zhang San felt a little frustrated. In the past, all those ladies worshipped him like a god. How could he have suffered such humiliation when doing tasks?
Damn girl!
Zhang San gritted his teeth and smiled: "That's right, you just need to accept the blessing of the immortal uncle, and when the immortal uncle makes you powerful, this wish will slowly come true. Now close your eyes."
"Okay~~" The little Loli closed her eyes ignorantly.
Seeing this scene, Zhang San was ecstatic. He said, although this kind of little brat is mean, he is indeed the easiest to cheat. He will be fooled in a few words and then willingly let him drain his energy.
Seeing the little Lolita closing her eyes, Zhang San couldn't wait to put his two fingers together, drew a strange talisman in the air, and then put his hands on the little Lolita's forehead to draw out the Qi. However, as he was drawing, Zhang San found something was wrong.
"Ok?"
Why can’t this energy be drawn out?
Zhang San gritted his teeth. No matter how hard he tried, the little girl's aura was like thousands of towering mountains, standing still and could not be suppressed at all!
Damn it... Could it be that he really met the "Chosen One", so his energy is particularly strong?
Before Zhang San could figure it out, the little girl in front of him suddenly opened her eyes, grabbed Zhang San's wrist, tilted her head slightly, and said with a smile: "It's you, why did you find me?"
"???"
Zhang San's face changed drastically, and he immediately realized that something was wrong, but he remained calm: "What do you mean?"
"Why did you find me? Is it because I'm a good actor?" the little girl asked expectantly.
"Bullshit, I just think you're stupid!" Even though Zhang San was stupid, he now realized that he had been deceived. He angrily said, "Who the hell are you?!"
No wonder he couldn’t draw out the Qi just now, it turned out to be a trap!
He raised his foot and kicked the little Lolita, casting a spell to try to break free from her hand, but found that no matter how hard he tried, he could not break free from her shackles.
Oops!
Still a tough guy!
Zhang San was not afraid of danger and sneered, "Are you from the Demon Suppression Bureau? The Demon Suppression Bureau is really good at tricking people. A grown man disguised himself as a little girl. How shameless!"
"I'm your great-grandmother!" The little Loli got furious when she heard the other party calling her stupid. She suddenly jumped up and punched Zhang San in the front teeth!
"Ah!!" Zhang San was caught off guard and felt a sharp pain. He screamed and his two front teeth were knocked out.
"Martial artist... damned martial artist from the Demon Suppression Division..." Zhang San cursed. Only a martial artist could be so vulgar as to hit him directly in the front teeth. However, Zhang San did not panic. In order to avoid any leakage when speaking, he made two false teeth with true Qi. Then he said, "Even if he is a martial artist, so what? Can you stop me?"
When his front teeth were knocked out, Zhang San was indeed a little nervous, but after the nervousness he felt disdainful.
He is a great man named Zhang San who has been walking on the edge of the laws of the Great Zhou for many years and possesses a peerless magic weapon. Not to mention that there is a dead girl here, even if there are a dozen more demon-suppressing masters, they will not be able to do anything to him!
"Look at the magic weapon, the Great Dragon Hammer!"
Zhang San laughed wildly and took out a small hammer from his arms. The small hammer grew bigger in the wind and the surroundings suddenly became a field of thunder. Thunder rolled in the sky and split everything!
next moment--
The little girl in front of him stretched out her white and tender hand, and the big Tianlong Hammer, which was so majestic just now, instantly turned into a streak of light and fled away, just like a grandson seeing his grandfather.
"Still want to run?"
The little Lolita frowned and shouted suddenly. Then the so-called peerless magic weapon seemed to have gained intelligence. It turned in the air and returned to the little Lolita's hands obediently.
The little girl stared with a ferocious expression.
Zhang San also stared with a confused look on his face.
Who am I, where am I, what happened... Who can tell him why the majestic and peerless magic weapon, the Great Dragon Hammer, suddenly became so timid, like a mouse seeing a cat?
"Great Wind and Cloud Curse!"
"Great Thunderstorm Curse!"
"..."
After a brief moment of shock, Zhang San realized that he was afraid. He used all his strength to try to escape quickly, but no matter how hard he tried, the little girl didn't move at all. She just held him quietly, and he couldn't break free at all.
"Whoosh whoosh—"
At this time, dozens of black shadows rushed out and surrounded the two. Lu Zhan walked out of the crowd with a surprised look on his face: "I didn't expect he would choose you."
Oops!
When Zhang San saw so many demon-suppressing masters appear, he knew he was arrested. Just as he was about to defend himself, he saw the fierce little girl suddenly crying, "Wow, luckily you came in time. If it wasn't for my father giving me a magic weapon for self-defense, I would have been beaten to death by him!"
"You..." Zhang San was furious. Even if he was a criminal, he could not be slandered like this!
Who beat who just now?
All his front teeth are gone!
Zhang San was about to defend himself, but he found that he couldn't say anything about anything related to the little loli, as if he was under a curse!
“Capture him!” Lu Zhan waved his hand, and dozens of demon-suppressing masters rushed forward.
Zhang San suddenly became anxious. He shouted, "What are you doing? I didn't do anything. Why are you arresting me? According to the laws of the Great Zhou Dynasty—Ah!!"
Before Zhang San could finish his words, Lu Zhan raised his leg and kicked him, causing Zhang San to vomit blood.
"Anything else you want to say?" Lu Zhan looked at Zhang San indifferently. It was not that he was forced to confess under torture, but there was an evil aura around Zhang San, which was caused by the evil practice of evil cultivation. Even if he was not the perpetrator, he was definitely not a good person.
What's more, the demon-suppressing master just felt the fluctuations of Zhang San's energy extraction, so he would definitely not have caught him wrong.
Zhang San was stunned for a moment, then shouted, "You tortured me into confessing, and you wrongly accused a good man. Don't you use evidence when handling cases at the Demon Suppression Division? I'm going to sue you!"
Lu Zhan glanced at Chen Beifang and said, "Throw him into the Demon Suppression Prison and call the Zhu family to execute him. I want him to confess within half an hour."
"Wait a minute!" Hearing the Zhu family's execution, Zhang San suddenly said, "Just ask whatever you want to ask. There's no need to torture me!"
The little girl put her hands on her hips and said, "No, if you don't torture him, how do you know if what he said is true or not? People always like to lie when they are not suffering. Go and throw him into the prison and roll around for a while!"
"You..." Zhang San looked at the little Lolita. He wanted to curse at her, but he also wanted to clarify what had just happened.
Although he was indeed a bad guy, he really didn't beat up the little brat!
It was this little brat who hit his front teeth!
But Zhang San couldn't say anything and could only let Chen Beifang drag him away.
"Are you not scared?" After Chen Beifang and his men left, Lu Zhan glanced at the little Loli. The guy just now looked extremely vicious, and Lu Zhan was worried that it would leave a psychological trauma on the little Loli.
The little girl lowered her head, poked her two index fingers back and forth, and whispered: "I was a little scared at first, but when I thought about catching the bad guys, I was no longer afraid! I want to be a brave person!"
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PS: Didn’t you say two days ago that you suspected you had the flu? Yesterday, nothing happened, so I didn’t take it seriously. But today, it’s really serious. I have a headache, fever, stuffy nose, sore throat, and cough. I slept for 5 hours during the day and didn’t eat lunch. If I can’t update in the evening, I will adjust it to tomorrow daytime. I will try my best to update continuously! I have a lot of medicine at home. If I go to the community hospital, I will also get a lot of medicine. Sigh.