Journey to the West I am just a river god

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Bajie immediately took the bowl, scooped up a bowl, and handed it to Tang Seng.

Tang Seng drank less than half of it, and there was more than half left. Bajie took it and drank it up in one gulp. Then he helped Tang Seng mount his horse and continued westward.

Several people continued on their way, and within half an hour, Tang Seng immediately said, "Stomach hurts!"

Bajie then said: "I also have some stomach pains."

"I think you just drank cold water?" Drifting asked.

As soon as he finished speaking, Tang Seng shouted loudly again: "It hurts so bad!"

Bajie also said: "It hurts so bad!"

The two of them were in pain, but their stomachs gradually grew bigger.

When Bajie touched it with his hand, it seemed that there were lumps of blood and flesh, and the bones could not stop moving.

This is very interesting.

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2 Chapter Fifty

It was also a coincidence that there happened to be a village in front of it, and there was a banner selling wine at the head of the village, which seemed to be a restaurant.

"Master, Bajie, you two, please bear with it. Let's go to that village. There is a wine seller there. Go ask him for some hot soup for you to drink, and then ask if there is a medicine shop in this village." , go grab the medicine and treat the abdominal pain with you, and it will be fine." I just said the same thing when I saw the two of them in unbearable pain.

When Ba Jie and Tang Seng heard that there was a village, they endured the pain and rushed to the village.

After a while, several people came to the outside of the village. Wukong supported Tang Seng, and Monk Sha supported Bajie.

Lin Yun stepped forward and said to the restaurant: "This mother-in-law and the rest of us came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. My master is a person who learned scriptures. He drank some river water because he was thirsty when crossing the river. He felt a pain in his stomach. Please apply some hot water and relieve the pain with them."

The mother-in-law who was watching the hotel laughed, which made them very strange.

But this includes Lin Yun.

"What's wrong with the benefactor? Why are you laughing?" Tang Seng asked strangely.

"Haha, it's nothing, you all come in, come in, I'm talking to you when I come in." The mother-in-law smiled and stood up, welcoming everyone in.

After entering the restaurant and sitting down, Tang Seng and Bajie still had stomachaches unbearable, so they hurriedly said: "Please benefactor, please boil us some hot water!"

But he said that the old woman didn't boil the water, but went out instead. After a while, the three aunts and the seven aunts came over a dozen old women who were about the same age.

"My benefactor, it's fine if you don't want to boil the water, why are there so many people watching the fun?" You especially Tang Seng had a good temper, but he was a little annoyed seeing this situation.

"Don't be angry, it's just that it's useless for us to boil water for this pain. It can't cure their stomach pain."

"Oh? Why do you say that?" Drifting asked curiously.

"I am here in Xiliang women's country. Our country is full of women, and there have never been men, so I am very happy to see you, so I called my old girlfriends to come and have a look. As for the two masters who ate that Water, but that water is a bit particular."

"What's the point?" Several people looked curious.

"But it said that the river is called the Zimu River. There is a Yingyang post house outside my king's city. Outside the post house is a Zhaotai Spring. People here can only drink the water in the river when they are over 20 years old. After drinking this water, I became pregnant with abdominal pain. After three days, I went to the post house to take a photo by the fetal spring. If there were two shadows, I would give birth to a child. Your master and this pig-headed master ate the mother-in-law The water in the river has become fetal gas, and a baby is about to be born soon, so what's the use of drinking hot soup?"

After hearing the old lady's words, Tang Seng and Bajie were shocked.

"Ah, apprentices, what should we do!"

"My God, my old Zhu is a pure man. If you give birth to a child, where did it come from?"

Regarding the issue of Bajie, Lin Yun can only say that it is of great research value.

"You idiot, the ancients said that when a melon ripens, if it is really going to give birth, it will always come out of a hole through the anus or the belly button."

Wukong didn't know if what he said was true or not, but Bajie's face turned livid in fright when he said it.

"Yes, yes, but Senior Brother Bajie, you should be more stable. If you are pregnant, it will be more painful to give birth." This Monk Sha may also be upset when he sees Bajie on weekdays, so he said with a smile at this time.

Just thinking about how painful it was, tears filled his eyes, Bajie hurriedly pulled Lin Yun and Wukong and said: "Two senior brothers, please help me, please go and ask this mother-in-law if there is any stable mother-in-law who is light-handed, look for it first A few, if you really want to live, it will be more stable."

But listening to these people talking, it reminded Lin Yun of a very interesting thing.

Although Bajie's cultivation base has been weakened a lot, he is still in the realm of Xuanxian. He is like this when he drinks this spring water. If other immortals drink it, do they have similar effects?

In other words, isn't the water of the Zimu River comparable to that of the Burning Blood Stone?

Of course, if it really compares, the burning blood stone is more effective, after all, it only needs to touch your aura, and the water of the Zimu River needs to be drunk, and it will take a while to take effect.

However, letting these two people conceive is just a disaster on the way to learn the scriptures. If it is really born, it will be troublesome. Pharmacy, let's go buy some abortion pills and take that baby."

"Abortion medicine is useless. If you want to relieve the fetal gas in this river, you have to face Jieyang Mountain on Zhengnan Street. There is a broken hole in the mountain. There is a fetal spring in the cave. You need to use that fetal to find spring water." Only then can the fetal gas be relieved."

"This is great, Wukong, Lin Yun, you two, hurry up and get some."

Hearing that there is a way to abort, Tang Seng said quickly.

"I haven't finished talking yet. It was before, but last year or the year before last, a Taoist called Ruyi Zhenxian, who changed the broken hole into Juxian Temple, but the spring water of the fetus is not so willing to be used by others. Now, if you want this spring water, you really need a gift of red flowers, a sheep and cow fruit plate, you little monks don't have any money to buy it, you should wait here to be born."

Asking for money is easy to solve, and several people looked at Bajie one after another.

Bajie thought for a while between having a baby and breaking the disaster, finally gritted his teeth, and pulled out a few pieces of gold from his ears.

"Haha, I don't need this gold, you keep it yourself, Great Sage, Drifting, take care of Master and Bajie, I will go back as soon as I go."

Lin Yun thought about leaving here earlier, and didn't think about so many things, so he decided to go by himself to retrieve the spring water.

Another thing is that Lin Yun is actually very curious why this Daughter Country is a Daughter Country, and there is also the Yingyang Pavilion and the Falling Taiquan.

It always feels like a high-end club in a prehistoric world.

Of course, this is the more advanced kind, a place for romance and romance, not a place for purely satisfying physical needs.

Putting these aside for the time being, Lin Yun was so angry that he came directly to the place where the Falling Taiquan was located.

I saw an old Taoist sitting cross-legged on the green shade, he must be the Ruyi Immortal, the sworn brother of the Bull Demon King.

"Who are you?"

The Wishful Immortal also asked when he saw someone coming.

"I have come to fetch the spring water."

"My spring water is not easily given to others."

True Immortal Ruyi shook off the floating dust in his hand, and said with a rebellious expression.