Journey to the West I am just a river god

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Hearing what Wukong said, the faces of the few people did not change, and their hearts did not beat wildly.

On the other hand, Bajie smelled the delicious offerings and wanted to eat, so he climbed up to the high platform, put Laojun's mouth down and said: "Old official, you have sat enough, let me sit."

This... is a bit bold.

Then Bajie became Taishang Laojun; Wukong became Yuanshi Tianzun; Drifting became Lingbao Daojun.

Several people pushed down the original image.

Seeing the actions of these people, Lin Yun was stunned. You know, back then, King Zhou of Shang had written a lewd poem, which attracted the empress Nuwa to send a nine-tailed fox to mess with his great business fortune.

These few people pushed down Sanqing's statue, what a crime!

It's just that after pushing it down, there was no reaction, neither the sky and the earth changed color, nor did a sword fly.

"Even if the great sage doesn't know the status of the Sanqing, don't you two? How dare you do that?" Lin Yun asked strangely.

"Haha, saints have been restricted by Taoist ancestors and cannot appear in the wild. Although Taoism is powerful, it is now the home field of our Buddhism."

Bajie said with a smile, but from these words, Lin Yun knew that the reason why these people were so bold might be to show their loyalty to the Buddha.

It seems to be saying to the Buddha, look, I have pushed away all the images of Sanqing, but I am devoted to the Buddha. Although I came from Taoism, but now I have fallen into the arms of Amitabha Buddha, you must protect me ah.

Is this a nomination certificate?

Lin Yun smiled, but, is this really a nomination certificate or just Fan Yuqi's head?

Do you want to vote for one yourself?

However, there is at most a Huoyun Cave behind him, but that is not a saint after all, so the background is still not good, Lin Yun is a little imaginary, so he didn't move.

Of course, the reason is also very good. After all, Lin Yun usually doesn't eat the fast food that he brought in, and occasionally eats some rare spiritual fruits.

As soon as he sat down, Bajie wanted to grab a big steamed bun to eat.

Wukong said again: "Why are you so anxious to eat this?"

"Brother, doesn't this look like Sanqing? Why can't you eat it?"

"Brother, eating is a small matter, but leaking secrets is a big matter."

Oh, is Wukong awakened?

"The holy statues are all pushed to the ground. If a Taoist priest who got up early came to knock the clock to sweep the floor, or stumble over a root, wouldn't the news leak? You hide him aside."

Well, no.

Bajie said: "Where can I hide things here? I don't know them well, where can I hide them?"

Obviously, Bajie just wants to eat now and doesn't want to work.

But anything that makes Bajie suffer is Lin Yun's favorite thing to do.

"There should be a backyard behind this temple. Bajie, you will be a little tired. Move these three statues to a place in the back, and remember to arrange them neatly. Don't let them get exposed to the rain or the sun."

"You don't need to bother. When I came in, I saw a small door on the right hand side. There is a foul smell and animal people inside. It must be a place for the reincarnation of grains. You can send him there."

Wukong said.

"Eldest brother, what is the Land of Reincarnation of the Five Grains?"

"The land of reincarnation of five grains is the land of reincarnation, you will know when you go."

Bajie thought for a while, and decided to send all three of them to the realm of reincarnation of grains.

So, I jumped down, took the three icons on my shoulders, carried them out, went there, kicked open the door with my feet, and saw that it was a toilet...

He couldn't help but secretly laughed and said: "This Bi Mawen is sure to bluff people, so I gave him a Dao name for Maokeng, which is called 'The Place of Reincarnation of the Five Grains'. With this level, it is better to give Lin Yun a new Dao name. What is it called Yunyao, I always feel that something is wrong."

It's just that Bajie really didn't dare to throw the statue of Sanqing into the toilet after thinking about it. After all, pushing it down is considered an offense. If it was thrown into the latrine, the three of them would really not No matter what else to consider, there is a high probability that he will directly violate Daozu's order, and a lightning strike from the palm of his hand will knock him out of his soul, leaving no soul behind.

So Bajie murmured and prayed: "Sanqing, we came here from afar to destroy the goblins. We wanted to eat some offerings, but we had nowhere to sit. So we borrowed some seats and Just sit for a while. That Bi Mawen came up with a bad idea and asked me to move you into this latrine. I couldn't beat him, but I had no choice but to listen to him, otherwise a severe beating would be inevitable. Just think, you sit down It's been a long time, and I come to the toilet occasionally."

After finishing speaking, Bajie walked out.

It's just that in the originally flat latrine, Bajie accidentally stepped into a puddle of unknown liquid. As a result, the stinky water splashed stained Bajie's clothes, and even a few drops splashed It was so high that it ran directly into Bajie's raised pig nose.

Bajie was a little helpless, and walked straight up to the hall.

Seeing him come back, he asked, "Have you hidden it?"

"Hiding is good, but I don't know why there is an extra puddle. The old pig stepped on it without paying attention and splashed some water. It stained the clothes and smelled a little bit."

"Haha."

The air is full of joy.

Bajie is very helpless, but no matter how many people, he still becomes Laojun.

Wukong, Bajie, and Sand Monk sat down and enjoyed it to their heart's content.

Ba Jie and Sand Monk ate big steamed buns first, then fruit plate, rice, snacks, mop stove, cake ingots, deep-fried dough sticks, steamed crisps, and they ate and drank to their heart's content, regardless of whether it was hot or cold.

But Wukong didn't eat a lot of fireworks and food, he only ate a few fruits and stayed with him. As for Lin Yun, he didn't move at all.

That meal was like a shooting star chasing the moon, and the wind swept through the clouds, and it was exhausted in a short while.

Although there is nothing to eat, several people still don't walk, and talk there, rest and digest.

"By the way, what's so delicious about it? You guys enjoyed it so much?" Lin Yun was very curious.

"You don't know something about that." Bajie chuckled.

"Oh? I'd like to hear about it."

"Did someone make offerings to you when you were the river god?" Bajie asked.

"Of course there are, as small as incense sticks and fruits, as large as cattle, sheep and livestock."

"Have you never eaten?"

"Yes."

"So, don't you know that there is incense and faith in it?"

"I know, just suck them away."

Lin Yun was a little strange, isn't this common sense?