SFS Chapter 669: A Big Bloopers
Chapter 669: A Big Bloopers
The secret realm set up by the legendary first-generation leader of the Tianxuan Sect is a "limited-time shopping supermarket" in the world of cultivation.
When half a month was up, with a "ding dong" sound, the "customers" inside were "gently" "invited" out by a mysterious force.
As soon as Liu Yaoyao's feet touched the ground, she had no time to appreciate the beauty of being "down to earth".
I was so shocked by the scene that I almost bit off my tongue.
Oh my god, isn’t this the group of “acquaintances”?
Those who were trying to grab the divine beast and those from the Hehuan Sect, all gathered in a circle neatly, as if they had made an appointment, waiting to give her a "warm welcome"!
"Oh, are they all here to welcome me? Or is my charm so great that the elders from all the major sects have come out in person?"
Liu Yaoyao, however, had a serious look on her face as she spoke nonsense.
The people of the Cangmang Sect always have rough appearances. Their supreme elder, Hu Shi, has a full beard and looks like he just came out of the mountains to dig coal.
He stared with his eyes as big as copper bells and shouted in a rough voice.
"Hmph, little girl, don't try to get close to us. Where's the beast in the cloud? Hand it over!"
Liu Yaoyao was speechless.
"Divine beast? If I had a divine beast, would I need to waste my time talking to you? I would have ridden it to the heavens and into the earth long ago!"
In a flash, she changed her expression, pretending to be innocent on the surface.
"Hey, what are you talking about, elder? Divine beast? I haven't even seen a hair of a divine beast!"
A new female elder has arrived in the Hehuan Sect.
A charming middle-aged beauty, she laughed softly, the sound was so soft that it could make one's bones soften.
"Little sister, stop pretending. We know that the divine beast is on you. As long as you hand it over, I promise that you will live happier than a god in the Hehuan Sect~"
Liu Yaoyao couldn't help but rolled her eyes.
"Happiness? I think it's happiness to hell!"
But she still kept smiling and spoke in a more innocent tone.
"Sister, you misunderstood me. I really didn't take the divine beast. Look at my thin arms and legs. How can I hide a divine beast?"
At this moment, Ling Chenyu, Ling Xingchen and Ling Muxiao were also "invited" out of the secret realm one after another.
Seeing this situation, Ling Chenyu immediately understood what was going on.
He walked forward, protected Liu Yaoyao behind him, and spoke righteously.
"My dear elders, we, the brothers and sisters of the Ling family, can testify that Liu Yaoyao did not take the divine beast. You are wrongly accusing a good person!"
When the beautiful female elder of the Hehuan Sect heard this, her eyes immediately became fierce.
"Oh? Boy from the Ling family, are you sure you want to go against our Hehuan Sect for this little girl?"
"Go against me? Of course not. We are just telling the truth. But if the elders really don't believe us, we can make a 'fair trade'. How about that?"
"A fair trade?"
When the elders heard this, they all showed curious expressions.
Ling Chenyu was secretly proud of himself and cleared his throat.
"Yes, yes, that's right! What we are talking about is the principle of fair trade and honesty.
We are going to pay you a huge reward that will make your eyes pop out, just to get you all respected elders to show some mercy and stop chasing us. How about this deal, isn't it?"
At this moment, Ling Chenyu had a fawning look on his face, just like an experienced bargainer at the market.
When the elders heard this, they all smiled in disdain.
There was a hint of "You little brat, you still want to fight with us?" hidden in his smile.
"Hey, young people, we are a bunch of old bones. Who hasn't seen many storms and waves and been in the martial arts world for hundreds of years? Baby?
Hey, the stuff in our treasure house will blind your eyes.
Of course, we have consumed a lot of good things for the sake of the sect over the years, but the divine beasts..."
An elder stroked his long beard and spoke in a profound tone.
“Divine beasts are indeed rare, but we all have our own contracted divine beasts. Capturing those little guys is just to give the youngsters in the sect some practice and to increase their experience.
As for the reward, if it's really that interesting and can make us a little excited, it's not completely negotiable."
Another elder blinked his eyes and had an expression that said, "I'm open-minded, but you have to show sincerity."
At this time, an elder who had been silent suddenly spoke, his voice was low but with unquestionable majesty.
“Also, there is one thing you seem to have forgotten, we old foxes are not vegetarians.
This girl, hey, was able to escape from our combined efforts. This ability is enough for us to be more careful with her.
If revenge is not enough, we will not let it go easily."
As he spoke, he even winked at Liu Yaoyao who proposed the deal.
But his eyes were full of coldness.
Liu Yaoyao saw it clearly: "Little girl, although your escape skills are great, you still need to work harder to convince us old stubborn people!"
Instead of panicking, Liu Yaoyao giggled.
She slowly took out a roll of yellowed parchment from her arms. The edges of the paper were worn and hairy, as if it would crumble into pieces with the slightest touch.
She deliberately kept everyone in suspense and held the parchment high up, like a magician showing off his ultimate prop, and moved it mysteriously around the venue, allowing every elder to feel the atmosphere of "about to witness a miracle."
"Dear elders, look, what kind of treasure is this?
I guarantee that it will open your eyes and make your heart beat like your first love, and you won’t be able to stop!
This is no ordinary stuff, but the legendary "Fragments of the Secret Book of Time and Space Travel"!
Listen carefully, this is time travel, not the dog walking secrets of Mr. Wang next door! "
The elders’ eyes almost popped out of their heads, as if they had seen a UFO from the world of cultivation.
They looked at each other, and the corners of their mouths twitched as if they had a facial tic.
I felt shocked and confused, as well as a little helpless, wondering if this girl had taken the wrong medicine.
"Ahem, Yaoyao, you're joking a little too much, right?
A secret book of time travel? That is a legendary thing, said to be able to travel through time and space, even immortals dream of it.
You didn't buy this fragment from some street stall, did you? "
An elder finally couldn't help but question.
Liu Yaoyao raised a sly smile and deliberately prolonged her voice.
"Oh, elder, you are wronging me.
This fragment of the scroll was brought back by me after escaping death from an ancient ruin. It is absolutely authentic and I will not cheat you.
Look at the runes on it, don’t they exude an ancient and mysterious aura? "
As she spoke, she pointed seriously at a few unclear runes on the parchment.
That expression, that movement, he looked like a charlatan selling counterfeit and shoddy products.
The elders looked at each other, feeling conflicted. They wanted to believe that the fragment was real, but at the same time they were afraid of being fooled by this girl Liu Yaoyao.
At this time, an elder who looked quite wise spoke slowly.
"Yaoyao, if this fragment of your scroll is real, it must be priceless. But words are not enough, how can you make us believe you?"
When Liu Yaoyao heard this, her eyes lit up, as if she had been waiting for this sentence.
"Master Elder, you are right. Let me demonstrate to you the magic of this fragment.
However, the demonstration is just a demonstration, but you have to promise that no matter what the result is, you will let us go, how about that? "
When the elders heard this, they were very nervous, but driven by curiosity, they nodded.