Chapter 200 I'll Let You Cut Your Head Off, Stupid! (ask for subscription, ask for monthly pass
Chapter 200 I'll Let You Cut Your Head Off, Stupid! (ask for subscription, ask for monthly pass
Chapter 200 I'll Let You Cut Your Head Off, Stupid! (ask for subscription, ask for monthly pass)
At this moment, time seemed to stand still suddenly.
Dior didn't expect that this impromptu battle would end in a draw.
But if Thor recovers his divine power and Meow Hammer, then the melee archers probably won't have a chance to fight back. After all, the berserkers who know 'magic' are just cheating.
Just when the two were completely deadlocked and no one dared to act rashly first, Dio walked over slowly, holding Sol's ax in one hand, and Barton's bursting arrow in the other.
Sol immediately wanted to draw back the ax to kill the bastard who was teasing him, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shake it halfway, and the ax in his hand seemed to be fixed in the air.
But Barton on the other side is more acquainted. He didn't expect it to turn out like this before, but after Dior intervened, he put away his weapon along the steps, and at the same time looked at the front of him with some inexplicable eyes. This madman who is still fighting.
"Wheel battle? Come on!"
Sol couldn't draw back his weapon, so he had to roar and punch Dio. Anyway, to him, these two were not "good guys". Not only did he imprison him, but he was not given food!
How much wronged Sol felt in his heart at this moment, who knows!
The majestic son of Odin, the original next king of the gods, Thor, the god of thunder, actually fell to the end of being bullied by a few mortals, I will fight with you!
Then in the next second, the grief-stricken Saul flew out directly!
That's right, the whole person flew about ten meters in the sky, and then fell heavily on the ground. Looking at his hand, there was only an ax handle left, and the missing part was being pinched by Dio.
This kind of power and the speed of his attack directly startled Barton. Seeing that the opponent he had been fighting with just now was being beaten away like a dead fish by others, his mood was very complicated.
Dior didn't want to take care of Barton's mood, he just threw away the 'garbage' casually, then went to the car and took out a black plastic bag, and then walked to the thrown Saul The side threw the bag in his hand to him.
"Eat something, even if you are not convinced, you should fill your stomach first, and save yourself a while before making excuses."
Dio didn't want to completely become enemies with Sol, so after using appropriate force to deter him, he expressed some kindness to some extent, which probably meant slapping a sweet date.
Facing the "enemy's charity", Sol really wanted to be tough, but he was dizzy with an empty stomach, and all his strength was consumed before, so it was no longer the time to be stupid again.
"After I'm full and I have the strength, I'll beat these two guys and go find Jane."
Sol, who convinced himself with such a 'reasonable reason', glared at the two guys, while opening the bag Dio threw to him and rummaging through all the food inside.
Although he just came to Earth not long ago, Jane and the others have already taught him some common sense, such as wrapping paper can not be eaten and so on.
Sol almost devoured the large package of food, including two boxes of pizza, ten burgers, five sandwiches, three packages of French fries, and a large bottle of Fat House Happy Water.
Looking at the majestic Raytheon in the future, he is holding a big bottle of Coke like a homeless man. After drinking, he wipes the oil stains on his mouth with his hands, showing his "proudness". Dior doesn't know how to complain anymore. The style of painting is so different, he even doubts that if Sol does not return to Asgard and stays on Earth, will he become a dead fat house that only stays at home and plays games.
When the last drop of fat house happy water was poured into his mouth very cherished by Sol, he immediately stood up with unsatisfied desire, and even hiccupped, which really made people wonder how the food quality in Asgard was. Sample.
"Man of Midgard, for the sake of these delicious foods, I promise in Thor's name that after defeating you, I will not take your life, but you must pay for your previous offense. "
Although Sol's expression is very serious, and his tone is extraordinarily sensitive, but his current homeless outfit and the lines of the second class really have an indescribable sense of joy.
It took a lot of effort for Dio to barely hold back the laughter.
Be serious, not laugh!
Dio, who patted himself on the cheek, immediately took out all the axes that Barton bought from the car, and piled them up in front of Saul. At a glance, there were about 50 axes.
For this 'special training', Dior worked hard, although it was a bit boring, but what if he really made a contribution!
It's worth the risk!
"Are you an Asgardian? In this way, I won't bully you. I will pick up weapons on the ground and attack me. As long as you can hurt me, I will give you back your freedom and apologize to you. How about it?"
After hearing what Dior said, Barton subconsciously glanced at him, but for some reason, he didn't come forward to stop him.
And Sol is about to explode!
In the history he learned, the people of Midgard had regarded the Asgardians who had helped them as gods and legends. Why was this guy he met so arrogant?
He Thor is the invincible, never defeated God of Thunder!
uh, ever
Even if he lost his divine power now, he couldn't be humiliated like this!
"Arrogant Midgard!"
The furious Sol immediately picked up two axes and rushed over. He wanted to teach this guy who was even more arrogant than him a lesson!
However, in the face of his attack, the opponent stood there stupidly and did not hide.
Just listen to the bang!
In the end, Sol, who subconsciously weakened a bit, struck Dio's chest with an ax, but let alone hurt him, he couldn't even see through Dio's clothes, but directly broke the ax in his hand .
"Chop on the head, you idiot!"
For some reason, Dio, who was unharmed at this moment, was more angry than the surprised Sol!
"What did you say?" Sol was a little confused.
"I asked you to chop off your head, are you a pig?"
Dio, who was furious and indisputable, sent him flying again with an uppercut. This time, Dio deliberately controlled the strength so that Sol would only feel the pain but not suffer too much injury.
Sol, who thought he was underestimated, roared and rushed over immediately after falling to the ground. At this moment, his stubbornness also came up. You want me to behead?I don't!
There was another bang, and Dio, who hadn't even thought about avoiding it, was hit again, and this time it was in the chest.
Dio was immediately furious!
"Fake! Don't you understand human language? I'll let you behead, don't you understand beheading!"
Sol, who hadn't come and cut the second axe, was kicked away by the very angry Dio again!
(End of this chapter)
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