SFS Chapter 124 Big Brother~ I Said It, Right?
Chapter 124 Big Brother~ I Said It, Right?
After counting the first team, Davenstein went to count the second team.
Then everyone was shocked again!
"1,070 apples, 971 grapefruits, 221 mushrooms, 316 unipeds, 881 cicadas..." Following the counting , everyone discovered that most of the harvest here is a variety of wild fruits, and at the same time...
And a whole bunch of insects!
"Farmer's Three Punches, how did you collect so many wild fruits? It takes a lot of time to climb a tree to pick them!" A player who didn't participate couldn't help asking curiously.
Then the farmer said with three punches proudly.
"Climb a hammer tree, as long as you find a tree with wild fruits, I go up and punch it, and the fruits will come down like rain! By the way, a lot of insects will fall! Flies and mosquitoes are meat, and these insects are actually fried. It's also super delicious!" Nongfu said with a smile and said proudly.
.” Everyone was speechless for a moment.
Aren't you afraid of killing the tree with that punch?
But look at the massacre on the side of Invincible Gunslinger, and the action of one punch and one small sapling on the side of Farmer's Three Punches...
Seems so reasonable too!
"The total weight is about...also two tons!" At this moment, Davenstein finished his calculations and reported the data, which made everyone stunned.
Both are two tons?
Isn't that a tie?
"Tsk tsk tsk, is it tied for first place? There's no other way!" Sharpshooter Invincible shook his head, then regretted it, but it seemed that he could only accept this result.
"Hahaha, it's actually a draw. It's interesting!" The farmer punched three times and laughed, but he didn't care much about the outcome.
However, at this moment, a strange, evil voice that stunned everyone suddenly sounded!
"Oh? Everyone's harvest is good!" Following the familiar voice, everyone turned their heads and saw that familiar figure.
Pipi noodles.
"Brother Pippi, we've finished counting our harvest, what about yours?" Invincible Sharpshooter smiled triumphantly, then looked at his empty hands and wet skin, and couldn't help asking.
"That's right, little Pippi, we are in a competition, what about your harvest? Could it be hidden in your pocket? Hahahaha!" The farmer punched three times with his hands on his hips, and he was not used to it at all, and directly mocked the wind forcefully.
After all, when Pippi showed his swords in front of him back then, they were almost stuck in his eyes!
This enmity, the farmer's three punches has been recorded in the small notebook.
At this time, other players also opened their mouths.
"Brother Pippi, where is your harvest? Huh? Why can't I find it?"
"Do you have melon skin? Brother Pippi must have hidden it in his pocket! I guess it would be nice to have one or two weights!"
"Hahaha, you look down on me, Brother Pippi, if you want me to say, at least two taels!"
The players present laughed out loud, laughing heartily at Pi Pi Mian.
However, at the next moment, when Pippi said a word, everyone was confused.
"Are you asking about my harvest? Oh, my harvest is too much, too heavy, and I can't lift it by myself, so I rushed back to ask for help!" Pipimian's mouth curled up, proud Said.
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"???"
All the players were taken aback for a moment, and then their minds were filled with question marks!
Now that everyone has stepped into the first level, with the Shenmu armed, a one-ton car can be lifted with both hands!
Why do you say that you have gained too much and you can't lift it?
boast!
Absolutely fucking bragging!
"Brother Pippi, if you lose, you lose, don't brag!"
"That's right, you can't lift it by yourself? Could it be that Brother Pippi, you have harvested more than one ton?"
"Hehe, I don't believe it. If the Pippi people harvest more than one ton, I will eat a catty for every extra catty!"
"???"
The players present shook their heads one after another, they wouldn't believe it if they were killed.
However, without saying a word, Pippi turned around and led the way. Everyone followed Pipiming and walked along the river for a few kilometers...
Everyone is stupid!
I saw that at the most turbulent part of the river, there suddenly appeared a huge...
Shenmu Fishing Net!
And in this fishing net, it is densely packed, all of them are fish!
That's not a few, not dozens, but hundreds or thousands!
"Good luck!"
At this moment, all the players couldn't help but curse!
"When I took a shower before, I didn't notice that the rain caused the water level to rise sharply. As a result, the river was too fast, and I was washed away for several kilometers!"
"When I managed to climb ashore with difficulty, I suddenly found that the mouth of the river is the narrowest here. If I set up a fishing net, wouldn't it be a profit?"
"Although I don't have a fishing net...but I can use Shenmu Dunju to make one now!"
Following Pippi's explanation, everyone was stunned!
Mom!
That's okay too?
Immediately, everyone took a quick look, only to find that there were more than one Shenmu fishing nets, continuing down the river, one after another, there were three more Shenmu fishing nets!
Most of the fish missed by the first Shenmu fishing net were stopped by the second Shenmu fishing net. Even if some fish could escape the second Shenmu fishing net, they would be caught by the third one. Three, and a fourth!
If the sharp gun invincible side is crazy slaughter and active, and the farmer's three fists is a small sapling with one punch, then Pipimian's side...
It is a brutal way to wipe out all the fish, from grandfather to grandson!
"Let's count!" said Pipimian.
Davenstein led several players to quickly pull the fish caught in the Shenmu fishing net to the shore, and began to count.
And the more counted, the more ugly the faces of Invincible Gunslinger and Farmer's Three Punches will be!
"A total of 2,079 fish, weighing about...five tons!" Davenstein reported the data.
All players exploded!
But that's not what blows everyone up the most!
Hearing the result, Pipimian instantly swished his face to the point where he was invincible.
"Sharp gun big brother~ I heard that a team of a dozen of you only captured two tons of prey, right? One ton plus one ton is equal to two tons, but.....I have five Add one ton together, it’s a total of five tons! Big brother, five, is bigger than two? Ah? Isn’t that right, big brother, talk to me!” Following Pi Pimian’s familiar leather formula Yin and Yang law
Sharpshooter Invincible almost died of anger!
Before the sharp gun invincible wanted to pull out the big gun in a hurry, Pipi gave a swish, and punched the farmer three times in the face.
"Three punches big brother, um~ you are two, I am five! You are two ones, I am five ones, it means you only have two fists, but I have five fists! My five fists will kill you There are two fists left, and there are exactly three fists left! Isn’t that right? Big brother with three fists?” Pi Pimian made another wave of familiar mockery, and integrated addition and subtraction into the three fists of the farmer in an incomparable way Among the IDs.
At this moment, the farmer punched three times, and Pippi let out a mouthful of old blood in anger.
But it's not over yet!
"Brother Dawen, the first team has two tons, the second team has two tons, the total is four tons, but I have a full five tons!"
"Do you mean..."
"The total of more than 20 melon skins carried by the sharpshooter big brother and the three-punch big brother......"
"Still not as good as me alone?"
"Am i right?"
As Pippi Nian opened his mouth slowly, he finally raised his arms, posing in a classic cup-filling pose, as if I was waiting for Davenstein to declare victory, and took advantage of the situation to fill the cup!
…‥Seeking flowers 0
"Pfft!" Davenstein almost vomited blood even though he didn't participate in the competition!
too skinny!
The Pippi!
It's really skinny!
I have never seen such a poor Pippi! I really have never seen it in my life!
And the most irritating thing is that no one thought that there is such a trick as catching fish!
Especially when Pipi rubbed a Shenmu fishing net with his hands, then lay down and slept, and finally caught more than the first team and the second team combined!
This is the most popular!
Seeing that Pipimian was unstoppable and was about to crush the audience......
Lin Yifan spoke leisurely.
"Although this time, Pipimian did win! In order to reward, the captain will give Pipimian an additional 20 contribution points!"
As Lin Yifan spoke, Pipimian couldn't help raising his arms and shouting wildly, a group of happy people!
"Ahhhhhh! Damn Pippi!" But the players present were howling!
Pippi had won the MVP in the first place, and got 60 contribution points in one dungeon, which can be called a top scorer!
Now that he has won the game, he will be rewarded with an additional 20 points!
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This is also a hook eight!
However, at this moment, Lin Yifan changed the topic and spoke again.
"but......"
"Pippi wins, and everyone can't help but want to do something that the captain can't see, no doctor!"
"Okay, I'm done talking!"
Lin Yifan opened his mouth lightly, then turned around slowly.
"!!!" At this moment, Pipimian was dumbfounded!
"Oh, I get it, I get it, I get it all the time!" The players present all rolled up their sleeves and understood it instantly!
But soon, the familiar screams sounded again!
And Lin Yifan turned around in a familiar way, raising his head to look at the sky.
Ah, the sky is so blue!
Ah, this white cloud is so white!
Ah, this scream...
It sounds so good!
After half an hour, Lin Yifan turned around slowly.
Lin Yifan spoke slowly without looking at the horrific Pipimian.
"Everyone!"
"After this competition, I believe that everyone's understanding and awareness of trick cards will be improved to a higher level!"
"But even so, there are still three days left. The captain hopes that everyone can use these three days to sharpen themselves and practice the use of deceitful cards until they are perfect and proficient.
!"
"At the same time, I will also hold a small competition every day, so that the three teams will fight against each other to further sharpen everyone's strength!"
"Everything is for three days later..."
"The real weirdness and crisis that is coming!"
Lin Yifan said word by word, slowly.
As soon as they heard that there were still three chances to compete, the players present immediately became excited again. Everyone was gearing up, so excited!
Because there are three more matches, it means that there are still three chances to avenge shame!
Next time, if you beat me to death, you will definitely not lose to Pippi!
Three days? I won't sleep anymore!
What a liver!
Seeing the fighting spirit of the players, Lin Yifan nodded in satisfaction.
I have already done everything I can do, and next, I will see how much the strength of the players can be improved after three days!
And I have to hurry up and hone my deceitful card combinations and fighting skills!
When Lin Yifan and the players began to sharpen themselves together, three days......
Also passed by...
[Sorry, I'm a little stuck, I haven't been in a good state recently, sorry Hui.