SFS Chapter 248 Lottery Machine
Chapter 248 Lottery Machine
In fact, I have given in-depth consideration to what kind of gift to give Gojo Satoru.
The result of the consideration is that brain cells die in waves.
The reason is simple: choosing a birthday present for this guy is even more difficult than avoiding his pursuit.
In terms of identity, he is the head of the Gojo family and the eldest son of a super wealthy family.
In terms of status, he is number one in the world of sorcery and the strongest who can kill special-grade cursed spirits with just a wave of his hand.
I have everything I need, but I have no idea what to give as a gift!
Speaking of past regrets...Jie's defection and death? But now he has lost his memory and has been resurrected. Do I have to put him in a box and mail it to him...
Emmm, it's not impossible to do it, but if I really do this, the gift itself will jump out of the box and chase me, and Gojo Satoru will definitely watch the joke from the side.
Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jay really angry, so I’m a little curious... Forget it, forget it, let’s calm down and get back to the topic.
What kind of gift should I give to Gojo Satoru? Here is the list:
Gift 1: Dessert.
But I have fed him many times before, and he often cried and yelled to go to the dessert shop to line up. If I give him this, it will be a very ordinary day, and there is no novelty or uniqueness at all. (pass)
Gift 2: Clothes and jewelry
There are so many clothes in the cloakroom, and there are people to take care of and wash them. You can't wear them all without repeating them 365 days a year. It's totally unnecessary (pass)
Gift 3: Daily necessities... (crossed out)
Gift 4: Handmade products (if you are not good at making things, just pass)
Last time I gave a friend a wooden chinchilla, she covered her face and laughed at me for a whole hour, asking how could you be so unskilled.
Gift 5: Prank toys...ah, I will end up being hunted down by others.
Ahhhh, what should I give?
Damn it, why does this guy have to have a birthday in December? If it was in September, there would be no need to worry.
BTW, progress on the blue eye on my wrist is still zero so far.
Once again, I deeply realized that Gojo Satoru is not a simple human being, but a super difficult man in every sense of the word.
If it doesn't work, I'd better tie up Jay...
The only thing that can be associated with this is that this guy often goes on business trips to various places like 007, working overtime to fight monsters and maintain the world. His level of busyness is comparable to that of an elementary school student who is bound to encounter a murder case whenever he goes out.
Even if you have the reversal technique, the mental drain is still huge and you will still be tired.
I am convinced that I have to face those messy-looking cursed spirits every day and they have not turned into big bosses.
During the time when I was temporarily taking on the [strongest] responsibilities for him, I had a deep understanding of this.
The expectations of others, the malice of the high-ranking officials in the world of sorcery, coupled with the speculation and temptation brought about by my own suspicious identity, I only lasted a short time before I had to run away in disgrace. It is hard to imagine how he has survived all these years.
This is indeed a good direction for gift giving.
However, as a dark and creeping office worker, if I knew how to eliminate these things, would I still be dark? I would have been running towards the sunshine a long time ago.
Gifts, gifts, gifts...If one could be automatically generated based on Gojo Satoru's wish, I wouldn't have to work so hard.
What does Gojo Satoru want? What does Gojo Satoru want?
"So Wu-chan." He reached out and poked the small lottery machine in front of him, tilted his head and asked, "What the hell is this?"
"Even Six Eyes can't see through it~"
Nonsense, if you could see through everything, there would be no surprise at all!
I slapped his paw away in dissatisfaction and said, "Listen to me first."
I remembered the stamp collecting game that Gojo Satoru had inadvertently complained about. If you collected seven stamps, you could redeem limited desserts, but they turned out to be weird and unpalatable desserts.
I originally thought that since he likes collecting stamps, why not I set aside a day to help him collect them.
It just so happens that the newly opened commercial street in Roppongi is holding a warm-up event for Christmas. If you collect ten stamps, you can pick out any product on the street and take it home.
I went to check out the place in advance and let Gojo Satoru choose what he wanted. Isn't this a super good deal?
Just at that time, he happened to contact Kong Shiyu, who said that he had returned to his old job and was partnering with Fushiguro Shigeki.
If there is any information I need advice on, you can give me a 20% discount as a token of your appreciation for your loyalty to your customers.
But Shen'er was really weird after his resurrection. He actually said that he was unwilling to take killing jobs anymore, but he could occasionally help find lost items and teach others a lesson in a fight.
Kong Shiyu asked him why, and he actually said that he was planning to do good deeds recently.
When we heard the same sentence, our expressions were very consistent: (o_O)
What's going on? It's going to rain, my mother won't marry, but Fushiguro has retired like this? ! It turns out that if a person lives long enough, he can see everything.
Anyway, asking Kong Shiyu was just a matter of convenience, so I asked him for information.
His reaction was even more exaggerated than when he heard that Shen Er had decided to do good: "No, I came to you to sell information, and you want me to do this?!"
It’s useless to ask.
Although reluctant, Kong Shiyu still sold me a black market booklet at (what he claimed was) a very low price, and noted that these were all currently available stocks.
I have to say, the things here are quite strange and the prices vary.
For example, this pair of nail scissors that can cut perfect arcs, I can’t understand who they are sold for 100,000 yuan, not even the queen.
Who needs a potion that can stop you from burping?
A pill that can randomly block pain in an organ for 48 hours when swallowed. Isn't ibuprofen more effective than this?
A night light that can adjust its color according to your sleep state, a portable refrigerator that can be stored for a long time without being plugged in, a compressor that can compress objects without loss and restore them, a match that can be lit for a long time without going out...
And this, a razor that guarantees that leg hair will never grow back after shaving it. Hiss… Does it have to be leg hair? If I shave my head, will I always be bald?
"They are all very strange things." I flipped through many pages. Some of the things inside were indeed useful, but not many... Some were just pure junk, and I had no idea what they were used for. Anyway, they had nothing to do with combat.
"Are you sure it's from the black market?" I asked in confusion. "Why does it look like a flea market?"
When I went there ten years ago, there were jewel rings worth tens of millions, dolls that could possess spirits and so on.
"I can't help it." Kong Shiyu explained, "I'm a newcomer to the industry, so I definitely don't have that many resources at the beginning. Also, thanks to Gojo Satoru, whose birthday is coming up soon, curse masters dare not move, and the scale of the black market has long been reduced to a much smaller scale than before."
Wow, she looks so resentful.
Only the last page caught my interest.
"This is it." After taking a casual glance, Kong Shiyu said, "It's somewhat useful, and the price is not expensive, only nine million."
I:".........."
I don’t understand why you curse back to the human world.
Nine million is almost the price of those scraps on the previous pages combined. Do you call this not expensive?
"So what is the function of this lottery machine, Kiri-chan?" asked Geto Xiayou.
"You can draw a lottery now. If you win, you will get a prize." I said, "There are big luck, medium luck and small luck. The only big bad luck has been taken by me."
"Wow!" Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up. "So what will I get?"
"Try it yourself." I crossed my arms and said, "I'll tell you in advance what surprises there are."
He reached out his hand tentatively, and after the lever was pulled, the machine inside started to work and a small ball rolled out.
"It's a good omen." Xia Yujie leaned over to take a look and said.
As he finished speaking, a ten-inch ice cream cake appeared in front of him.