SFS 158. Miscalculation
158. Miscalculation
"Okay, don't bullshit me, tell me how much money you want!"
Fatty Long was full of impatience, squinting at Chen Youcai.
Relying on his previous experience as a cattle and sheep dealer, this poor country boy just wanted to take the opportunity to raise the price.
It's not like he hasn't encountered that kind of low-bone rural person, an ordinary calf, the market price is [-], and he dared to ask for [-]!
But the result?
When my group walked out of the door, they felt so regretful that their intestines were green, and hurriedly caught up with them, begging them to go back.
Hmph, don't you just think that strange goods are good to live in, and you actually play psychological warfare for me, and what Cao Kun is involved? ?
Do you really think that someone like me, Long, is a young man, so easy to deal with?
"I think I've made it clear enough."
The smile on Chen Youcai's face disappeared, and he said calmly, "I don't know how to sell this chicken, you should go."
"Okay, don't regret it."
Fatty Long smiled instead of anger, nodded with an expression of "it's true", turned around and left with the assistant and the driver.
"Brother Long, do we just give up like this?"
After leaving the courtyard gate of Chen Youcai's house, the assistant asked in a low voice, showing resignation.
Fatty Long didn't say a word, the corner of his mouth pulled out a confident arc, then slowed down and counted silently in his heart: "1, 2, 3..."
However, for some reason, Chen Youcai's overly calm face appeared in front of his eyes, and Fatty Long felt a little blocked for no reason.
Before they knew it, the three of them had walked a long distance, and Fatty Long also counted from 1 to 90...
"Grass!"
Unexpectedly, I never expected that a veteran of psychological warfare, myself, would overturn on the body of a young man from the countryside!
Fatty Long was so angry, he was really ashamed and annoyed, the sneer at the corner of his mouth was gone, and his whole fat face became extremely gloomy and stiff.
The abacus was clinking, but it turned out that he was thinking too much... This feeling of aggrieved was like an invisible big hand slapping his fat face fiercely.
It hurts hot!
It is absolutely impossible to turn around and go back. He, Long, is now number one anyway, and I really can't afford to lose that person.
But, just give up a piece of fat that is about to be obtained?
Fatty Long was more reconciled than anyone else.
"Damn it, there are troublemakers out of the poor mountains and rivers, that brat surnamed Chen deserves to spend his whole life in the countryside without any brains!"
Fatty Long cursed to hide his embarrassment and anger.
"That's right, a big rooster sells for 2 yuan, and it's still not enough. You deserve to be poor for the rest of your life!"
The assistant and the driver looked at each other in blank dismay. They were already familiar with Fatty Long's temperament, so they naturally saw that their boss was in a bad mood.
The two echoed back and forth, nodding like chickens pecking at rice.
"I'm not leaving tonight, I must get the chicken."
Back in the big Benz parked beside the village road, Fatty Long held a cigarette between his fingers, squinted his eyes and smoked hard twice.
"Brother Long, what do you mean... let's go..."
The assistant sat on the co-pilot, looked back at Fatty Long with a fat face and gloomy face, and abruptly suppressed the last word "steal".
"He is not kind, so don't blame me for being unrighteous. It's not that I didn't give him a chance. Why did this kid not know what's good?"
Fatty Long reached out and flicked the cigarette ash out of the car window, then winked at his assistant.
The latter immediately understood, hehe smiled strangely, and took out a small bag containing white powder from the briefcase.
This is a special anesthetic drug, which is mixed with water, mixed with food, and let the animal swallow it, which can turn it over in a short time.
When Fatty Long used to be a cattle and sheep dealer, he often partnered with others to go to the countryside to receive goods.
Secretly, they often do some sneaky things in remote areas.
These anesthetic powders are the treasures at the bottom of his chest, relying on their talents to succeed frequently.
"Go and catch some mosquitoes. Chickens like to eat things like mosquitoes and grasshoppers."
When Fatty Long saw his precious anesthetic, he immediately gained confidence and regained the reserved demeanor of a "successful person".
He waved his hand lightly and ordered.
"..."
The assistant and the driver were overwhelmed by what they heard, but they didn't dare to disobey their boss's words, so they had no choice but to bite the bullet and nod.
The problem is, this black light is blind, and he is in a strange country where he is not familiar. Where can he catch mosquitoes? ?
The two of them got out of the car dawdly, and the assistant had an idea and walked to a small ditch by the side of the road.
He took off his shirt, revealing his thin arms wearing only a vest.
"Brother Haonan, what are you doing?"
The driver was a man with a round face. Although he was a few years older than the assistant, he still had the cheek to call him "Brother".
"You stupid, where are we going to get mosquitoes in the middle of the night?"
The assistant glared at the driver with a sulky face, lowered his voice and said bitterly: "I don't want the child to be caught by the wolf. In order to complete the task assigned by Brother Long, I..."
There was a slap, but a slight tingling pain suddenly came from the arm like a needle prick.
Without saying a word, the assistant subconsciously slapped him with his hand.
I have to say that the mosquitoes in the countryside are strong and much bigger than those in the city.
Looking at the dead mosquito that was slapped flat by his own palm, the assistant smiled happily, which was quite elated.
He happily took off the mosquito's body from his arm, and put it in the vacated cigarette case with great care.
"Learn a bit, and use your brain more when doing things."
"Brother Haonan is a cow."
The driver smiled foolishly and gave the assistant a thumbs up.
Then he followed suit and took off the sunscreen mesh sleeves on his arms, fully exposing his skin to the night wind.
So in the next time.
Then I could see two men from a distance, squatting shirtless next to the stinky ditch on the side of the road, and there were occasional "popping" sounds...
Brother Long was sitting in the car smoking a cigarette, while holding up his mobile phone to watch the beautiful live show.
A fat face sometimes beams with joy, and sometimes smiles wretchedly.
Before we knew it, it was past one o'clock in the morning, and the street lights on both sides of the asphalt road in Chenjia Village had also been extinguished.
The whole village became pitch black, and there was a dead silence.
The assistant and driver who fed the mosquitoes for several hours also returned with a full load.
Not only the flat mosquito remains that were half a cigarette case, but also red envelopes full of heads and faces...
"Brothers have worked hard. When things are done, I will treat guests to the clubhouse. Everyone will choose two young models and relax!"
Fatty Long is quite satisfied with the fruits of labor of the two assistants. After all, it was obtained through bloodshed and sacrifice, which is so touching.
"Thank you, Brother Long. Actually, I only need one. If I have to deal with two young models, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of bed the next day."
The driver smiled a little embarrassedly, and the assistant slapped him on the back of the head angrily.
"You are stupid, you can still make yourself tired after giving money?"
"Brother Haonan is well-informed."
The driver touched the back of his head and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
The assistant snorted coldly, then followed Fatty Long's instructions and poured some white anesthetic powder into the cigarette case.
Then I mixed some mineral water and soaked the mosquito remains in it.
The hands of the watch moved to [-]:[-] in the morning. Fatty Long stubbed out the cigarette butt, opened the door first and got out of the car, and approached Chen Youcai's courtyard lightly.
Work, steal the chicken!